somehow im still poor and on the internet

beauty and a beat came on and i had to .. skip it …

this year tried real hard to take my ass out but i’m here bitch!!!

having A Moment™️ at this bonfire with my friends. it’s giving ribs by lorde

who up going to work 🫩

now i miss big little lies…

the girls were messy and insane oh i had a blast

seated for the housemaid excited to be in some white peoples business

movie theater parking lot is full of cars. the people yearn for the brick and mortar experience

*gay finger wag*

thinking about the queen out i’m going to have when storm is introduced in marvel’s x-men reboot

my phone bill went through today quickness lmfaodjdidn t-mobile don’t give a fuck

merry christmas oomfies 💓

happy mistake went platinum in my car btw…..

why do birds suddenly appearrrrr

omg bye of course i’m seated for harlequin live: one night only

going on a hot girl walk

in a very weird headspace today idk

the tina the liquor the ha ha ha

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀

1 1 2 3 4 release em

i didn’t forget!!! short term memory loss didn’t win today

lmfao this is really what my mood has been lately

like 98% sure i didn’t pack my gym shoes omg we’ll find out later

the runes around the edges theee scarlet witch is cominggg

now that i’m fully awake it’s time to make it everyone’s problem

steve with that baby reminded me of the “captain america FU-“ scene in she hulk

this sweater didn’t fit me last december and now it does

took a selfie and the dysmorphia kicked in

gym ✅

the way she covered one of my favorite songs ever 😭 open.spotify.com/track/6DqmPv...

Official trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️ In theaters on July 17, 2026

the burning of the gag city library

10 seasons 20+ episodes helllll yeahhh

enough time has passed since i finished buffy. i think… i think i’m ready for a new show starting smallville

one of my favorite Simpsons guest spots, for two reasons: - "Now he's just a little boy, stealing little toys. But someday he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and uh...quarries." - The DVD commentary reveals Lawrence Tierney did not understand that he was talking to an answering machine...

good puss into girl, so confusing remix is crazzzzzyyy

ran into someone i know and lowkey crashed their date 😭😭😭 i’m in too deep to back out now

stepping out on a solo adventure to watch a drag show

the dressing room lighting was it 🥸

what do ya’ll know about thisss open.spotify.com/track/1jlG3K...

screamingggg looked at myself in the mirror and thought “ellen degeneres you look so good”

body tea in the tj maxx dressing room #maxxinista

sent @dawnofanewdiva.bsky.social a text and accidentally made a random group chat???

LMAOOOOOO

edible hit right as i saw spongebob in the item shop oh my godddd im gagging

to freedom!!!!

clocked out. off tomorrow.

this afternoon is dragging how has it been 3 pm for 10 years