RHOSLC Season 6 reunion is finally over

The number of times I’ve listened to SUPERSCAR by ADÉLA is actually becoming a problem

Well it kinda sorta is though! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him

Seeing grocery stores cleared out and now the gym potentially closing all because of a predicted 5-10” of snow

Let a Taiwanese man hurt me so now I’m only using simplified and adding 儿化 to my speech 🙂‍↔️

She’s just like me fr

Me going to call my representative and remembering that I live in DC which famously lacks voting representation so we just get to keep watching things happen in Congress out of our control

Watching the RHOSLC reunion and keep getting these Melania movie commercials… “Everyone wants to know” girl NOT A SINGLE SOUL gives a MODICUM of a fuck bffr

Mid-MAL Weekend workout was a hit

Realized that a lot of my dumbbell lifts are recorded in Hevy as the individual dumbbell weight 🧍🏻anyone know if there’s a quick way to fix?

Haymitch pulling up to the President’s mansion:

This new Slayyyter song….oh this album is in AOTY territory

Me @ Colton and Eric #TheTraitorsUS

Slept over 9 hours last night

Me today

Hillary calling those people “deplorables” was actually incredibly polite for the names they really deserve

🚨 New Slayyyter album dropping in March 🚨

Getting a LinkedIn dm for a job opportunity with Palantir

Hooking up with a tall man is so funny like okay lemme get on my tippy toes to make out I guess

Mondays feel like

What if we all started playing Neopets again

Gave a man three ***** and multiple **** ******* good night 😌

Found this insurance card from when I studied abroad and who is this absolute TWINK 😳

Caught up on The Traitors and need Michael off my screen expeditiously…genuinely is anyone rooting FOR him???

This image goes so hard omg

The way we’re only *nine* days into 2026….🫩

Tbh this meme could have been posted every day since last week, I love mess Happy Friday

Every day is so much all the time

Been seeing too many people (including friends) post that “me and my future partner” AI image slop

Which DC gay thought of this 🤨

Ngl learning that HYROX is a portmanteau of “hybrid rockstar” killed off any desire I had to compete

The 32% in this poll….

Okay we have *got* to stop bringing tripods into the gym this year…maybe if it’s empty and you’re on a squat rack to check form but my man why do you need one for the LEG PRESS MACHINE

Just joined Hevy and tell me why the timer alert sounds like a more staccato Grindr ping 😭

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Oops slept in 🤭 did I miss anything this mor-

Blacephalon? Oh you mean the circus animal cookies pokemon

Every time I remember that the 250th anniversary of the U.S. starts in under two days and the person leading it is a senile narcissistic convicted felon and p*dophile

The Lorax:

Okay ANOTHER thing, I love that CDR did a French language song and is giving exposure to Canadian artists; “Feel Good” by Charlotte Cardin is on repeat

Bicep thread 💪🏼

Catching up on the latest Canada’s Drag Race episode and reaffirming that this is, first and foremost, a Sami Landri stan account

I’m pretty sure Crazy Rich Asians is required viewing on flights (and I STILL cried at the wedding scene)

The season finale of #HeatedRivalry …oh I needed that 😭

Saw a lot of bloomfs in this section

Tbh I was maybe 28 before I learned that “Christmas Eve” applies to the *ENTIRE DAY* before Christmas, not just the evening

Reading “Sunrise on the Reaping” and my brain is truly broken because FLIP IT AROUND….

Been traveling over 15 hours now and still not at my final destination, the European mind cannot comprehend the implications of living on the opposite coast of the U.S. as your family 🫩

Had a massive flight delay but SF I am (almost) in you