Cher-nobyl

Saturday leg day plus kickball Sunday funday…I need to spend the next three days horizontal

What’s his name, Jam?

Okay done being modest ☺️

At the gym and forgot my tank top so now I’m working out in long sleeves…modest girl spring…

My 30’s? Rocked!

Slayyyter please add more shows I beg

An important reminder ☘️💚

Maybe those PIGS wouldn’t be so NASTY if that WOLF would stop BLOWING their HOUSES down

Hit the gym on a Monday morning after kickball Sunday…we are starting the week STRONG

You’re telling me this whore’s muse is STRAIGHT??

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Got checked in at the dentist and meant to tell the receptionist “lovely thank you” but instead mumbled “love you”

Yesterday it was 86F/30C and today it’s snowing…

“Dry Spell” by Kacey Musgraves

Some of these 🔵 need to be so honest with themselves and drop out because I’m too scared for a double GOP primary win 🫩

Happy hump day enjoy this rare participation 🍑

Wdym it might SNOW TOMORROW

Getting asked to help solve a problem in Excel and figuring it out within 15 min…oh i feel a RUSH

Today’s gonna be a good day~

Discord Addams

Got back Tuesday and have basically just been sleeping on and off since…apparently crossing 16 time zones will take you out for a few days 🫩

Honestly fuck Massie for only starting to grow a spine after he declined running for reelection. That’s what every GOP should have been doing from day ZERO

Back in DC after only 26 hours of travel time

Heading back home tomorrow

Gays will visit another country for two weeks and decide they want to live there (it’s me I’m gays)

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

Bebe Rexha has a working holiday visa away from the Khia Asylum with the potential for permanent residency on the charts because “I Like You Better Than Me” is an absolute certified banger

Haven’t been posting too much about my trip but Australia has been everything 🥹

Keep seeing something about clavicles but extremely disinterested in engaging further

Saw Lorde while in Australia like…why not

Been getting in over 18k steps every day on this trip

Forgot about The Traitors but feel vindicated knowing that I’m protecting my peace by not watching whatever mess is happening this week

*answer choice mentions a “Queen of Australia”* Me: they’re talking about Kylie Minogue

Day 1 in Melbourne: met up with long distance bloomf and did touristy things 🇦🇺 @micocveco.bsky.social

Australia I am hereeee

The DC urge to yell at people for standing on the left side of an escalator even when I’m not in DC

Need mods to add polls because I have thoughts on things

Man next to me on the plane is in a TEAMS MEETING??? 😭😭 diva please

Me seeing all these relationship posts because I love love and especially queer love

I get the concept of using points to buy flights, but how are yall racking up THAT many points 🧍🏻‍♂️

So hard to watch #TheTraitorsUS without Candiace…like what’s the point 🫩

Update: warmer temps mean a path is finally fully shoveled 🙌🏻🪏❄️

Whenever I come across that fan edit MV for ‘Joyride’ I always watch it from start to finish, it just is peak cinema

NEW MUNA DROPPING TOMORROW WE WONNNNN @whereismuna.bsky.social

To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous