Taking solace in knowing that everyone trying to celebrate the Fascism250 events Saturday are gonna be miserable 😌

Craving Dunkaroos (I have not had one in at least two decades)

*pulls up a tip screen after sex*

Anyways that’s a wrap on Pride Month

Movie Night at the Villa….oh this is peak television #LoveIslandUSA

DYLAN GET BEHIND ME #LoveIslandUSA

Enough about Love Island, let’s talk about Hate Island

Me about to have a breakdown:

Need like 48 hours in one of those Dragon Ball Z healing pods after the past month of shenanigans

Need an even closer friends to post nudes tbh

Been back in SoCal for <2 hours and already catching up on my faves

On my third wedding-related trip in a month

Restarting a situationship with the most toxic man I can think of to get me back in the right headspace for the new Phoebe Bridgers album

Good morning 💕

Katniss Everdeen:

Why’s it kinda giving ‘Eyes Open’ by Snow Patrol

The Carly Raenaissance

I’ve definitely said this before but for the longest time I thought the 🧱 emoji was an open casket and was very confused

Skipping Pride to frolic in NYC for a couple days 🗽

Let’s Go By Train, Queens 🌈🚇 @wmata.com

“It’s like Couple’s Island” She came, she served, and she left too early #LoveIslandUSA

Need that Walmart or w/e plate that suggests America dies this year

I don’t think it had to be said but Brooke Pinto is in yellow and Robert White is…the rest of the city 🤭

This letter-writing coupling exercise is a humiliation ritual #LoveIslandUSA

Oh that straight is making this whore moo- *gunshots*

Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

Rediscovering music from high school like wow there were some absolute forgotten bangers

Wait people are using Threads?

I know I’m shouting into the void but literally H O W are people *still* voting Republican my goddddd

‘Code Lyoko’ creator Sophie Decroisette confirms a sequel is currently in the works, with the original team set to return.

This is what I hear when someone mentions Claude

His inner saboteur

DC residents during Trump’s stupid flyover at 11:36pm

That flyover at ELEVEN THIRTY PEE EM was NOT NECESSARY 🫩🫩

Me too you’re not special

A thunderstorm rolling in <15 min before the White House UFC fight…oh I’m giggling and kicking my feet

Honestly camp and I loved it

Not enough people talking about Bebe Rexha’s absolutely banger-filled DIRTY BLONDE and I’m ready to wake up that conversation

Made pão de queijo for a brunch tomorrow 🇧🇷

Happy Flat Fuck Friday to the absolute flattest fuck I know

If I didn’t have another meeting this afternoon the way I’d pull up to watch in-person 🍿

Top! That! Trade!

Bouncing on it in a way that increases shareholder value

Happy Friday blookies let’s get this bred!!

Love Island should have ranked choice voting #loveislandusa

I know everything’s bad but I need more bloomfs watching Love Island because for one hour a day I feel absolutely NOTHING ☺️ and need to debrief

Genuinely think Beatriz deserves the WORLD #loveislandusa

Aniya wasted NO time throwing Sincere under the bus 😭 #loveislandusa

Chest* day best day *technically chest and triceps