Which DC gay thought of this 🤨

Ngl learning that HYROX is a portmanteau of “hybrid rockstar” killed off any desire I had to compete

The 32% in this poll….

Okay we have *got* to stop bringing tripods into the gym this year…maybe if it’s empty and you’re on a squat rack to check form but my man why do you need one for the LEG PRESS MACHINE

Just joined Hevy and tell me why the timer alert sounds like a more staccato Grindr ping 😭

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Oops slept in 🤭 did I miss anything this mor-

Blacephalon? Oh you mean the circus animal cookies pokemon

Every time I remember that the 250th anniversary of the U.S. starts in under two days and the person leading it is a senile narcissistic convicted felon and p*dophile

The Lorax:

Okay ANOTHER thing, I love that CDR did a French language song and is giving exposure to Canadian artists; “Feel Good” by Charlotte Cardin is on repeat

Bicep thread 💪🏼

Catching up on the latest Canada’s Drag Race episode and reaffirming that this is, first and foremost, a Sami Landri stan account

I’m pretty sure Crazy Rich Asians is required viewing on flights (and I STILL cried at the wedding scene)

The season finale of #HeatedRivalry …oh I needed that 😭

Saw a lot of bloomfs in this section

Tbh I was maybe 28 before I learned that “Christmas Eve” applies to the *ENTIRE DAY* before Christmas, not just the evening

Reading “Sunrise on the Reaping” and my brain is truly broken because FLIP IT AROUND….

Been traveling over 15 hours now and still not at my final destination, the European mind cannot comprehend the implications of living on the opposite coast of the U.S. as your family 🫩

Had a massive flight delay but SF I am (almost) in you

Doing some light lifting the morning of a travel day 👌🏼

Made out with the ENT who took out my tonsils two years ago I love being gay

I swear every poll these days is like “Do you support killing puppies?” Yes - 2% No - 98% “Do you support President Trump’s policy of killing puppies?” Yes - 41% No - 48% Unsure - 11%

Heated Rivalry: Oops! All Mothers

Thursday again…😍

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Need to feel as blissed out as this gingerbread man in a glass of coquito

The way EVERYONE is sick rn??

Tag yourself I’m the Bostoo Yook Yarters

Trying to book a flight to 🇦🇺 for my birthday and the prices…

Reminding myself that I’m not watching Housewives because they’re good or mature people but because it is an escape and enjoying it as such 😌 THAT SAID I am firmly on team Mother Meredith #RHOSLC

Good morning pookies let’s get this week done

May have protected my peace and independence too well and have not been invited to several hangouts

****ing in front of the fireplace on a cold night 👌🏼

If only there was some way to prevent this :/

Excuse me when did McDonalds hash browns become $2.69????

Oh Whitney no this was such a nice moment what are you doing #RHOSLC

Heather going on a loud rant and Meredith just quietly going “I don’t agree 😌” like that’s mother #RHOSLC

“Why waste a day being ugly” honestly Lisa kinda ate that #RHOSLC

Dropping $6k to buy Cartier watches as a “tee-hee” snub to your friend just….doesn’t sit right 🥴 #RHOSLC

Are yall ever especially tired the morning after leg day? I feel like that workout day in particular absolutely zaps me the next morning 🫩

Living in a walkable city is fun until you have to walk in below freezing temps 🥶

Heated Rivalry episode 3 lowkey broke me a little

Time to catch on my gay little hockey show

My car changing from 1st to 2nd gear:

Slept in, got a breakfast torta, and then spent all afternoon napping 😴

Six years on and I’ve never learned another pose 🙂‍↔️

Cozy vibes continue 🍲

Another week of #CanadasDragRace being a top tier franchise (and BLH being a top tier host) 🙂‍↕️