This is the most accurate depiction of a straight-curious man with internalized homophobia initiating gay sex and then going into refractory after

“Adolf- Yes, Winston is sitting in my office right now. Should I give him weapons?”

Size queens, explained

Me and my labubu saw you from across the bar, and we really dig your vibe

The GOP is not sending their best. They’re bringing pedos. They’re bringing ICE. They’re Nazis.

Someone check on JD Vance. Upholstered furniture, including couches, are about to be more expensive as tariffs take effect today

When I’m hungover and my work bestie comes to my desk for a kiki

When I’m burnt out and my work bestie asks me to kiki and get coffee

Halloween costume inspo (gay edition)

Christ: Christians:

Imagine how Republicans would respond if President Barack Hussein Obama announced a foreign military facility inside U.S. soil.

Nothing: My metabolism to my body when I turned 30:

Donald Trump on Truth Social when he heard he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

DC weather in the 50s/60s over the next week

Me playing “Golden” on repeat

Unpaid air traffic controllers during the Republican-led government’s shutdown

Finished listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl…

TMI today, I rushed to another floor of my office building because my morning 💩 routine was off, and I never 💩 in the bathroom near my team/desk.

Bear necessities 🐻😈

What’s your prediction on how long this Republican government shutdown will last? Mine is 8 days, 6 hours, and 47 minutes. #8647

They’re not the good guys, and they’re proud of it.

Happy October 3rd to all who celebrate!

DC seeing all the government shutdown specials at bars and restaurants

Who’s the @housedemocrats.bsky.social social media manager? This photo has zero aura. Could we please meet the moment?

Same energy

Finally used “aura” correctly as a slang in a sentence

Kamala Harris one week before Election Day 2024:

American gays when they go to Germany for Oktoberfest

Trump: Tylenol (acetaminophen) causes autism Everyone:

No one: Masc4Masc gays:

Gays running from the dance floor to the bar when Mr. Brightside comes on

Him: “On my way. ETA 20 mins.” Me:

When you’ve reached this point in the Empire’s history IRL

His Grindr profile pic vs. What he looks like IRL

Gay friend groups when one of the girlies gets with the guy they’re all thirsting over

Me after my boss rates me as “meets expectations” so I’ll only get $60 (3% raise) more a month instead of $80 (5%)* *After taxes, insurance, 401k, savings, and social security are deducted

BREAKING NEWS: A hate-filled fascist, homophobic, racist, and politically violent person is dead. Me:

Who else had a childhood that included learning this painful lesson? 🙋

Me pissing at the semi-reflective urinals at Bunker

Just put my hands on an avocado with the perfect ripeness for my guacamole

Trying to get my twink hookup to wake up and leave my apartment

The Supreme Court on race-based criteria for:

77 million Americans voted for this

Just went to Starbucks and ordered a KWAH-sant 🥐

NYC gays having fun during the long weekend until a DC gay turns up and decides to talk politics

Why is everyone I know vacationing in Greece, Spain, or Turkey this month? And why didn’t I get an invite?!

Me when the airline’s flights are on-time, they give me an upgrade, and they don’t lose my luggage.

The supposed pro-business party is killing businesses.

It’s almost as if these taxpayer-funded deployments are a publicity stunt. What is Trump trying to distract us from? 🤔

This summit could’ve been an email.