i think it would feel great to run my bones through the dishwasher

✴️

everyone can stop panicking now !!! wow good things come to those who wait etc

i had a dream that i lived through tuesday and then i woke up and it was tuesday ????

something is amiss…sm nice weather and yet i’ve not seen even one (1) handsome shirtless runner

supposed to be omw to rome but instead im omw to ✨the office✨😍✝️🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♂️🤠

first post-flu workout was rough BUT the sun is shining and tonight i get to sing with my friends—all’s well that ends well! ☀️

i’ve never gotten carsick in my LIFE but now at 31 i am in a perpetual state of motion sickness when in the back of a vehicle ?????? help

happy birthday to my sweet @shane.wlm.sn!! i’m eternally grateful for my yapping and giggling companion ❤️

hmm i do not think that is what they meant to write

when dad was supposed to be in italy for two weeks but instead he has the flu so now he’s snuggling with u on the couch 😈😇😌🥰

hello boys, tell me something that made you feel happy today

one single day here would cure me

i love @shane.wlm.sn and @ptklein.com sm (this is adam writing this)

aaand we’re back

Good night, friends! Tomorrow’s gonna be a great day

Lea Michelle and I have so much in common

Today in a nutshell. 🧮 ♻️ 🎥 🍋

My Pokémon after attacking itself:

wyd?

I wonder if anyone has ever played fuck, marry, kill about me, Adam, and Paul?? Honestly, I’m open to all three possibilities rn

Another work day done! I hope one of my friends platonically makes out with me tn 👉🏻👈🏻

Well, THAT was confusing

Happy hump day, fellas

There’s nothing like a hotdog and a cold one to make your pt truly klein

Tonight on the big screen:

Good morning, boys

If you want to think more about Frankenheimer’s Seconds, check out this conversation we had over on @coldwarcinema.com with @ghostpanther.bsky.social about the Cold War paranoia underlying the film’s narrative, cinematography, and politics.

I’m not like you. I can’t make it on a couple high-altitude franks once or twice a year!

beard is short again, hair still long ,, who knows what tomorrow will bring

idk who needs to hear this but ur actually so right everyone is mad at u

anyone planning to watch the new harry potter is also using chatgpt as their therapist change my mind

a gay housekeeping duo, call them the queeners

my brain whenever it’s pizza time

circling back on this 🦝

i’m making chicken cutlets after this who’s hungry

hi

been a bit off my gym game and i wish i could blame pokopia but i actually just haven’t really wanted to go !!! :)

hi sorry i was playing pokopia

me and my friends talking abt whether or not we should make out:

it was 80 degrees today and now the forecast for tomorrow is SNOW??!

it is a second coffee kind of monday and the office coffee station is out of coffee

how it’s going: saw a dead tree while outside with the dog and brain said “use water gun”

no one bullied me that hard but i bought it anyway (it’s so cute omfg)

mlem

is anyone playing pokopia and do u wanna bully me into buying it

it is time 😤😤

do you ever just [haunting winds howling through the great darkness]

omg 🥺