This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

The president fails to realize how deeply Somali Americans love this country. We are doctors, teachers, and elected leaders working to make our country better. We will not let Trump intimidate or debilitate us. My op-ed: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/o...

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

A gentle reminder; Everything (yes, EVERYTHING) you read and hear in the next 72 hours about the suspected bomber and the investigation is as likely to be wrong as right, false as true, fake as real. Officials and laypeople will announce things as definitive that they are just guessing about.

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Shop safe this holiday season, America!

Like many of you, I've been concerned by Trump falling asleep in meetings. But fear not, I spoke to Mike Johnson and he assured me that the president is a powerful psychic. When Trump sleeps he enters the dream realm, where he wages war on evil Antifa nightmare creatures. He also has a magic sword.

New Trump slogan just dropped. THE BUCK STOPPED SOMEWHERE OVER THERE, I THINK. I NEVER SAW IT, MYSELF. IF THERE EVEN WAS A BUCK. I HEARD THERE WERE NO BUCKS, MAYBE JUST SOME NICKELS AND QUARTERS. NO BUCKS HERE.

I’m also gonna start posting stuff I don’t have the authority to order. Andrew Garfield shall be my husband. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Again, this is the cognitive test that Donald Trump thinks was very hard.

Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.

A lot of ChatGPT power users are guys who watched Weird Science when they were 8, and thought, “What if I could do that *without* being smart?”

This is like the guys in France who still think they can put an heir to the House of Orléans on the throne

Forget "economics is astrology for men." Now we have "Astrology is economics for fascists."

Like, for example, what does the US Department of Defense use as a literal example of a "clearly illegal order?" Why, it's firing upon shipwrecked sailors! JFC

Have I seen you in anything? I don't know. What have you seen?

Wonder how many men in their late 70s would he able to get their insurance companies to pay for a "preventative" MRI with no symptoms of problems.

Retroactively threatening title.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.

Excuse me, I'm just going to close my eyes for a minute or two or forty.

I hated this so much that I had to share it with you.

New hot Grinch makes me angry.

What the hell. This seems fucking low. Well, shit. I gotta up my mother fucking game.

Sad that he's gone. A very great playwright in a world where there seem to be fewer and fewer, whatever his opinions on other matters.

@profanity.accountant I know I swear, but I'm curious just how much.

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

The IOC has allowed trans athletes to compete in 11 Olympic Games since 2003. None of the 7,500 Olympic medals awarded since then has gone to a trans person (including teams & sports with multiple bronzes). I don't think this is a reasonable concern. twitter.com/kirstimiller...

This looks like if Saddam Hussein went to a Michaels®

The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

Terrifying.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Just a reminder during the holiday season

I am sorry for my brain

Thankful for how you now get to hear references on commercial TV nearly every hour to the perineum, thanks to the side effects of Jardience. You used to have to go to PornHub for that kind of service.

Happy Thanksgiving from WKRP in Cincinnati!

Happy Thanksgiving

AND SO IT BEGINS

this pack of Korean cigarettes has the greatest logo I've ever seen

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

He is risen

Alan Turing was,of course, a genius, and a tragic figure, and he really doesn't deserve that part of his legacy now is that stupid people took "The Turing test" as a challenge to see who could make machines whose only purpose is to pass it, not to actually be intelligent.

I grew up hearing how even touching a ouija board could make the entire plot of the movie “The Exorcist” happen to you, so could churches maybe start saying the same about ChatGPT and the like?

Last time Trump bungled us into a mass death in what appeared to be a haphazard manner. At least this time we’ll know it was 100% intentional.