Well, that ramped up quickly. #Thanksgiving

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

you better watch out You better watch out You Better Watch Out 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓 《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》

the 29th prime minister of australia (a useless centrist who was done in by his own party) had his official portrait unveiled this week, and

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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB

Ok I actually read the article and I’m even more pissed off lol fuck this! Fuck all of it!

I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.

Happy Thanksgiving, America

Calling my shot: conservatives will say woke/dei Mrs claus and threaten to boycott Macy's or something equally unhinged.

teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀

I’m not a fan and don’t understand the concept but Hatsune Miku should be at these parades

If you for whatever reason want to play battletoads and have nso, I would like to remind you that it is very easy to get access to the Japanese classics app and download the MUCH easier and better famicom version of toads.

Recently I released #Barbarians for #msdos. This release was for the #DOSember Game Jam, a 3-month game jam for MS-DOS preceding the month-long DOSember streaming event for 2025. cyningstan.itch.io/barbarians-dos #gamedev

Vomiting pints of black blood, more blood coming out my ass, bruises appearing all over my body, and me thinking, "You know what? I'll have a little wank"

what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES

i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had

random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11

OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

lmao

Good morning from the carpark in A BETTER TOMORROW.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

Can someone ask nuzzi if rfk jrs dick looks like the chive bagelful

When you're in a kinky relationship with a journalist as hhs secretary they call that a nuzzlocke

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Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service

Cats is better than My Little Pony.

maybe i am going insane

One season series about Vaas just kinda hanging out. Then cancel it.

Wrote another headline with @lopatto.bsky.social www.theverge.com/business/828...

"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"

If Charlie Kirk was so pro-life, why did he die?

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.

omg it’s almost that time of year 🥹

bear pregnancy

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

Great engineering minds are hard at work

Here it is! Castlevania II: Enhanced Edition on the SNES! Huge shoutouts to Bizqwit for original NES hack, it make this game so much more polished and approachable. I'll drop some details in replies here; the hack is available here: mega.nz/folder/g5Jl1... or archive.org/details/cast...

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize. jmail.world

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

They turned it off because every grifting ragebait account was discovered to be LARPing.