wow!

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

The Boy!

For all my artistic friends

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Trump benefitted from Twitter's character limit.

#CursedZiilow step your watch, please

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

Gonna beat as many mega man games as possible in February this year. Anyways I beat Mega Man 3.

Oh fuck yeah

in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused" (Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again) His pnis?\

it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein

operation paperclip is the original enemies to lovers

mr president thakn you sir for the last 24 hours of trying to end air travel in this country, attempting to raid the treasury of billions of dollars to line your own pockets and smearing the man your secret police summarily executed in the streets in broad day light

Luigi shall live www.reuters.com/world/judge-...

they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn

Minneapolis uterus havers: if you’re bleeding out of cycle and wondering why, it’s the tear gas. Really, it does that

o7

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Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money. And he was still threatening to kill someone.

finally, Games Workshop has broken their silence on Females

I don't need that pony, but I wouldn't mind that $600 Biden still owes me, with interest, and an extra $10 bonus per instance of some smug lib scolding me for remembering that Biden owes a lot of people $600.

this little MONSTER did it to me again but in the closet this time. he really sat there watching me inch closer to a full panic and did nothing

i fear i must report that the legs are gone

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

Mommy Mondays with Tony Dokoupil

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

"Bari Weiss' health and science reporter is a dog phrenologist" sounds like a shitpost

Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.

How does an investigation "stall for lack of evidence"? Surely that's the result of the investigation, no evidence = didn't do it.

finally a good dating app

so a bunch of us watching one maga penguin go off alone to die in the wilderness? ok

Type: PERMABAN Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm User: GBovino Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory... Requested by: SMiller Approved by: SMiller

10/10 no notes

I've had a promotional VHS for the test animation that became Batman: The Animated Series for a long time, I bought it on eBay in like...1999? The version they put as a bonus on the DVD said they lost the audio but uh, here it is. You're welcome Bruce Timm.

Brandonization alert

funny how people call for a general strike after a nurse gets murdered and it's united who calls for "peace and cooperation"...

10bux.neocities.org/music :) royalty free music if u want it

$600k watch and you cant even read the time

it is impossible to miss the difference between the names you see in newspaper headlines and the names you don't see in newspaper headlines