Both in Frasier: Lilith and Bebe.

We're just getting loads of rubbish applications that aren't relevant but have the keywords sprinkled in.

Maybe it shouldn't matter, but if you can't be arsed to write 500 words I can't be arsed to interview you.

I AM BEGGING YOU. Don't use LLMs for your job application. They all read exactly the same.

There’s going to be a lot of cross folk.

Thank you DC.

Where have these terrible YouTube ads come from all of a sudden? I mean the ones that are like PowerPoint presentations given by somebody who's just discovered how to do transitions, with inappropriate generic music in the background. Is Canva doing video or something?

*Sebastian Payne changes his name to Brit Ian*

Badenoch's hot lunches.

Satisfactory. #thefootball

I have just got home from a stag do, which was my own stag do. *eats some cheese.*

Without context, the first thing I thought when I saw those courtroom pictures was: “What’s Barry Cryer done?!”

I love Chas & Dave. #totp

Who are these presenting randos?! #totp

OUT NOW! #IntoTheGroove #totp

I’m older than Diana Dors was when she died. #totp

*settles in* #totp

Incredible segue from Mike Read there. ”Anyway, here’s Bad Manners.” Was he talking about somebody being bad mannered, or the very concept of bad manners? No, of course not. #totp

Bums up. #totp

UK synagogues have had security guards and been in fear of attack constantly for at least a century. But for the vast majority of those decades, the guards weren't protection from radicalised Muslims or Palestine activists, they were a defence against Tommy Robinson's people. They still are.

When the enemy of your enemy is your enemy.

Patricia Routledge gave a bad-tempered address at my graduation. She was good on the telly, though.

been asked by the boss to update our kerfuffle policy to include a section on "effing and jeffing"

Forgive me if I give not a single fuck for the safety of a toad-faced racist who threatened to "pick up a rifle" if he didn't get the Brexit deal he wanted

The Smashing Machine could be the title of every Wallace & Gromit film.

Can’t believe his teleprompter has broken again.

This is like wine. The difference between a £7 bottle and a £10 bottle is ridiculous because the first £6.50 is overheads and taxes and whatever else.

No matter how clunky it might look now, The Amazing Spider-Man was *essential* watching at the time, and you can find out exactly why here. timworthington.org/2021/07/10/i...

We worry about Very Online Kids much more than their Very Online Parents, and I'm not sure that's wise

Someone needs to make Adolescence, but for grown-ups who lose their marbles on the internet. And also make it funny. Like Four Lions

Saw a post by an escape room employee saying they have to tell people ChatGPT won't solve the puzzles for them and... the point of an escape room is to use your brain to solve puzzles because it's fun. That is the whole point. What are you paying for

I would argue that this *is* a response.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

I'm not sure the resignation of Starmer's political strategy director *is* that much of a setback, tbqhwy.

The Joker Trilogy

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

Peter Out: He Just Can't Stay Employed.

At this point, Mandelson has become a character from Viz.

This says it better.

Awkward to sack Mandelson over the Epstein birthday message because Starmer’s then saying that if Mandelson is guilty, then Trump definitely is.

Yes! But the films will have to be in black and white and come out once a week.

Put Neil Tennant in charge.

Unfortunately not . . . garybainbridge.com/2025/09/09/d...

Today is the ten year anniversary of my proudest ever achievement in publishing, RUSHOMON: the time I got both a Rush Hour Crush and a Good Deed printed on the same page of the UK Metro, both of which told a single, horrifying, story from two different angles. It's been all downhill ever since.

Nobody keeps track of the constituency map. Just pick a suburban area name and add "west" to the end. Free seat.

Thinking of throwing my hat in the ring for the Labour deputy leadership. Does anybody have a safe seat they don't want?

Star trek strange new worlds has been bought by itvx for any uk fans who don't want to bother with paramount plus. Spread the word.

Here’s a cartoon I did about the far-right weaponisation of vawg. If you’d like to share it with someone who’s not on social media, there’s a PDF link at the bottom of this thread. Thank you!

Please let this be the last time I do this.