I've thought about it a lot and basically I'd buy the buildings of the old Abbey and Classic in south Liverpool and convert them back into cinemas.

Elf.

Anne Diamond is a national hero

Incredible chart (from otherwise depressing news story about bad advice being given to new parents) showing how cot deaths fell by 50% in the first year after the 'Back to Sleep' campaign was launched, and have continued to fall since. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What is particularly Nectar pricy about this?

That's the west coast mainline for you

This picture from ATP turned up on my Facebook feed and I thought the players were wearing crop tops.

Disappointed not to see Never The Twain in your list of - for some reason - 15 favourite television programmes.

I have been to a whisky bar.

I’m writing a stiff letter to the weather ombudsman.

Each year when watching Drag Race UK I like to play Which One's The Doctor Who Fan? Some seasons it's more obvious than others.

Pupdate your records! A waggy reminder that my debut novel #thedogwalkersdetectiveagency, published by @michaeljbooks.bsky.social, is part of Amazon’s Detective Week promotion. The ebook price has dropped to a paw-some 99p for a limited time only, until Thursday 30 April. Get your paws on it!🐶🔍🚨🐾🍂📕

Brave of them not to use make-up.

Beyond surreal for a *Green* party to be advocating for fossil fuel subsidies that would directly harm the poorest people in the world.

Gerry Conway was a magnificent comics writer who thought hard about his characters’ moral meaning. Unlike the thug morons in police and ICE who think The Punisher is a role model instead of a warning. RIP.

Many years ago, when I had far fewer followers, I asked the universe for help identifying a panel I clipped from a comic during our first trip to the UK in 1977, but had no luck. Being a romantic, I carried it in my wallet until it was in tatters, and would love to replace it. Can you ID the comic?

I take back 30% of everything I’ve ever said about Piers Morgan.

That photo of Trump asleep is fake. The account everyone is reposting knows this and they don't care. Given how much awful stuff is actually happening and given how willing awful people are to believe clearly fictional things, can we try and be better and just not?

How much room do they think is on the front page?

This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America. A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts.🧵

When I had a Saturday job at the fishmonger’s.

Sorting through some photos from 2020 and found this strange time capsule. What happened next Glenn?

In honour of the Spectrum's 44th birthday, please observe a moment of silence. Then five minutes of screeching. Then a loading error. Then rewind the tape and try again. This is the authentic experience.

Rebrand the State Pension as Social Security.

Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway, a plaque on both your houses.

What have they done to Seacombe? #Clayface #FerryCrossTheMersey

A recruitment poster that immediately answers the question "Why did the last person leave?"

People who say "end of".

I want to see the Venn diagram of “People Who Use AI“ and “People Who Want To Go To Dubai”.

Council houses!

Here, have some Liverpool blossom and buildings.

Regional ITV.

When even The Guardian mixes up 'have' and 'of' then all hope is lost

Who looks at a sacked political comms director and thinks, "Hmm, diplomat?"

Happy #SupermanBoxingDay

Although I really did *not* like the Edward Norton The Incredible Hulk when I very first saw it, I now think it's actually a decent movie. It's just not a *Hulk* movie in any way, shape or form. Here's me and @garybainbridge.bsky.social on this unloved oddity. timworthington.org/2020/02/09/i...

Morning everyone. It’s almost the weekend and to celebrate here’s my new poster of the first motorway bridge-style restaurant built in 1959 in Fiorenzuola d'Arda (designed by Angelo Bianchetti). And why not. Have a good one. Ciao tutti. xx

the only time you ever see the word “nimble” is in children’s nursery rhymes, on the packet of shitty bread and in emails from CEOs abruptly laying off half the company

okay, well we serve small plates here. I'd recommend three or four small plates per person, or maybe five if you're feeling a little naughty! Great! Now if you'll just follow me to your teeny tiny wobbly table

genuinely think that "it's now very easy to see how rich people live every single day of your life by just being on your phone" feels so boring as an answer to the below that no one really wants to acknowledge it but also: what if that's just what it is

Do you think he's mixed up Red Cross with Flaming Cross?

If that's a doctor's outfit, Scrubs has given me a very inaccurate idea of what American hospitals are like.

Cheeky Weekly.

Appalled that Plain Jane Superbrain doesn’t know how to spell Mangel, tbh.

Annie Jones, who played Jane in Neighbours, just mentioned an upcoming auction for one of the most iconic pieces of 80s art - Mrs Mangle’s portrait. Imagine owning this! Iconic! www.instagram.com/anniejonesxx...

I'm in a production of Come From Away in June and we are looking for stories of the events in Newfoundland around 9/11 to share. If you were there we'd love to hear from you at the email address in the image. If not then I'd really appreciate it if people could share to get the word out Thanks!!

Factual.