Latest in ‘nothing works anymore’ news. Colleague went to issue an interim injunction application at a County Court for an urgent emergency hazard under Awaab’s Law (where the landlord should make safe in 24 hours). Given a hearing date in two week’s time.

Cat Little sounds like an illustrated children's book character.

Funny that that Americans say 'on accident' instead of 'by accident'. Anyway, I just ran over a Californian on accident.

Peter Serafinowicz or Jimmy McGovern. Take your pick.

Pay your tax, you bad United meff

This is like watching the Summer Olympics about 20 years ago.

If you wanted to be Prime Minister, why *would* you think it's a good idea to start the ball rolling before the local elections? Better to let Starmer take a pasting in May and then come in, surely?

Tim Allan was extremely and unnecessarily rude to me once, so off he can go, quite frankly.

Today is the birthday of writer Bill Finger (Feb. 8, 1914-Jan. 18, 1974), who took Bob Kane’s initial idea & developed it into the Batman we know today. He also wrote the first appearance of the original Green Lantern, and cocreated Robin, the Joker, Catwoman, Lana Lang, Wildcat, Riddler, & more.

Satisfactory. #thefootball

It's not the world's fault you can't draw. Pencils are 30p each.

What is this business with Al Carns? Did none of you live through the Dan Jarvis nonsense?

Just heard somebody talking about "milking the golden goose."

Love the colour and texture of this. Suburbia, Beatles, 1967, Liverpool; might be of interest to @iammilliam.bsky.social @andrewmale.bsky.social ?

"In retrospect Prime Minister, was his nickname of The Prince of Darkness not a tiny bit of a red flag?"

@jamesbluecat.bsky.social Can’t move for you here.

Gary Bainbridge (@garybainbridge.bsky.social) joins me for a chat about Captain America: Brave New World. It's got unsubtle satire, a plot callback to a box office bomb and one very inconsistent character, and we enjoyed it but aren't sure *why*... timworthington.org/2025/05/12/i...

Boy swims four hours through rough seas to save mother and siblings off Western Australia

I used to be an extra and Catherine O'Hara is on my "people who were exactly as delightful as you'd hope" list.

Home Alone, Best In Show, Schitt’s Creek, For Your Consideration, Beetlejuice, A Mighty Wind, The Studio, After Hours — she was so funny, and yet authentic in even her wildest, silliest roles. FUCK!

Sal Buscema 1936-2026 www.tcj.com/sal-buscema-...

I'm enjoying the fact that Wonder Man features a lead duo called Trevor and Simon.

"Christy Gnome" Like a tiny crucifixion scene with Jesus in a pointy hat

These automatic subtitles for a YouTube video about Kristi Noem might just have ended me.

I bloody love Rhys Thomas’ output, in particular this all-time classic:

we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell

If Matt Goodwin loses badly I suppose the headlines write themselves

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A lot of people in law enforcement in my family. You know how long they've hated ICE? From the jump. ICE and Homeland Security were formed in 2003 as a response to the 9/11 attacks. Cops normally love governmental support, but that's never been what ICE is about. 🧵

Gary Bainbridge (@garybainbridge.bsky.social) joins me for a chat about the 1978 Doctor Strange television pilot - Macho seventies mystical mumbo jumbo, mirrorball disco visuals and some spectacular overacting from Jessica Walter. Basically it's, well, strange. timworthington.org/2022/05/05/i...

GRETA GARBO on Chicken Shop Date.

ROCK HUDSON dodging sexuality questions fed to him by a Cosmopolitan social media editor while he plays with puppies.

Modern celebrity is so strange. Imagine Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh having to spend press tours hooked up to a lie detector test for Vanity Fair, reading out erotic fan letters to each other, eating hot wings, or just crying in every interview.

Presumably TV will hang on to Stephen. Never seen such a natural.

I feel horribly seen.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! #TheTraitors

Remember Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as part of one of the most iconic duos ever? #neverthehutch #starskyandtwain

Anecdotally, pensioners don't think they're on welfare. They think they've paid into a pension pot from which they're now withdrawing their savings.

I just want one solitary day when I don’t have to think about him at any point.

I have done my damnedest to make the music live up to the cover illustration by @happytoast.co.uk and I think it's the best album I've ever been a part of, possibly.

So annoyed that I have to like Trump now after that Hannan tweet.

Do you think he wants Greenland because that's where he thinks Santa Claus lives and he can finally get his hands on that Roy Rogers toy gun he didn't get when he was four?

Coprolites aren't my favourite type of fossil, but they're a solid #2.

Satisfactory. #thefootball

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Why are we all looking back with nostalgia at 2016, the worst year there ever was?* *so far

New post! Barnacle in Liverpool, where everything goes right until it doesn't. cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/2026/01/barn...

When Reform say all these ex-Tory glory-hunters have "experience" what they mean is they've got form.

If I were a politician planning to defect to another party, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t do it while The Traitors was on.

One for @secondmentions.bsky.social here. #circularbread