This makes us look rather silly.

Starmer says he does not think Cookie Monster would eat your biscuits.

The Prime Minister has come up with a very measured, diplomatic response and I think that if the President could remember who Starmer was, he would respect that.

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One of the finest albums ever made.

“If you don’t want it, I can give it to my friend in Washington.”

Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

We found three cars full of masked ICE agents in a residential car park. Our guide asked them if they had a warrant, they refused to answer. I asked them several questions about what they were doing. They then made obscene gestures at us. Shortly afterwards, a drone appeared circling our car.

Welcome to another edition of "Kelly, what ARE you wearing?" #motd

Interesting.

Me arriving very late to the football #thefootball

‘I’m 100% confident there will be no more shark attacks’

Arrested in May 2022 on suspicion of indecent assault, sexual assault, rape, abuse of position of trust and misconduct in public office. The Met Police said the evidence threshold for criminal prosecution had not been met. Welcome to Reform, Andrew. Your new family.

This took me about 45 seconds.

Just incredible. #DoctorWho

Another defector to Reform.

Life's not all bad. Piers Morgan had a fall.

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

I'm not saying Trump is a Russian asset, just that I can't think of anything he'd be doing differently if he were.

The awful pedant in me was going to say "Bergerac was always a Saturday show, not Sunday". But good job I checked Genome. Memory does cheat. It was on each bloody night of the week at various points in it's run. I know nothing.

Bullshit that he's going for Greenland talks. He was going before any of that. Grifters gotta grift. Clacton surgery cancelled again, then.

After years of criticising Davos, Nigel Farage heads to Davos

Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week. ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.

Never noticed Angela Griffin and Lisa Faulkner beside Jamie Theakston on the 5th Feb 99 edition of Top of the Pops. Obviously skiving from Holby. #totp

This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all

Some anecdotes must always be reposted.

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

I wonder why Nigel Farage has pulled out of The Laura Kuenssberg TV programme this morning? 🤔

Cary Grant's birthday. Here he is in Manchester. St Peter's Square. Chatting to a lady.

Nigel Farage is sick

It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.

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We're seeing some pushback now the strength of feeling is becoming obvious. Trump might have underestimated Europe's ability to unite on this one the way Putin did over Ukraine.

Good to have Gladiators back! #gladiators

ON THIS DAY... In 1980, Doctor Who Weekly #15 was released by Marvel Comics. This issue was the first to have William Hartnell as the First Doctor on the cover. #DoctorWho

Shite. Rooney's on #motd

Just settling down to catch up with all your posts.

Send in Clattenburg to deal with Trump. #gladiators

Come on LEGO, you know what to do

Gladiators. Now we're talking.

It's going to be the patriotic duty of Europeans to eliminate as many American goods and services as possible from their continent. And that's going to be bad for everyone, but it's going to be really bad for the American public. Who deserve it. They really do.

Withdraw Hillsborough law amendment, urge Liverpool and Manchester mayors

I reckon when Agent Orange dies, the celebrations after could go on for months. Maybe years.

Well that's got to be Frank sacked.

Forced to scroll past a picture of RFK “brain worms” JR gurning wrinkledly over his birthday steak, and all I can think of is Judge Reinhold in Beverly Hills Cop saying “by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels”