So enraged by this. Another front against women and girls opened up and nothing is done.

starter packs are bad. we hunter-gatherers. we should forage for takes

I was going to sweep before bed, but then I remembered I put fresh sheets on and climbed into it instead.

Unusually, I find myself with nothing to say.

Just rubbed chilli in my eye 😖🤬☹️

Did a lot of work today and my brain is tired. Waitrose prawn pizza tonight, tarted up with extra chopped chilli, lemon zest and olive oil. Flipping starving.

Just completed a work task much more quickly because I actually asked for the help I need in good time. Laughing at how I'm amazed that this worked out better.

😖 I have a terror of falling

Please. My lychees... They are so disappointing.

What a magnificent woman.

Would anybody like to come and massage my ankles?

I made the effort of prepping a mini crumble and I’ve bloody GRILLED it. Why must the oven knobs mock me so? Am actually upset.

First Monday back at work a bit of a mixed bag to be honest with you.

Jesus god, clearing up after a batch cook and dinner is a ball ache. I honestly think it’s at least part of why lots of people rely on ready meals/deliveroo.

What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m having a baked potato topped with cheesy leeks and hard fried, crumbled nduja sausage. Broccoli and toasted, flaked almonds. The proverbial no booze. Cold lychees for pudding.

First proper walk around Finsbury Park and I was disappointed. V boring vistas and hardly any actual planting. Didn’t tread every corner, but are there even any flowerbeds? and I know winter is no park’s time to shine, but still…

I've never had much truck with Norah Jones.

Dreamt that my scalp was a silicone ice tray.

Ha ha! But YES.

Listening to Liza Tarbuck and a listener wrote in to say she and her partner were doing a 16 hour drive (Cleethorpes - St Andrew’s - Liverpool) to pick up her daughter’s forgotten passport before she went to Prague. And I’m sitting here thinking I wouldn’t even have asked mine to do this.

As a Bedfordshire boy, this is exactly the behaviour I'd expect from those arseholes in Hertfordshire.

Oh GOD, now I’m wavering again. Tho I do think it’ll be very heavy…

After a rather torrid fortnight, pleased to say I finally feel nearly 100% again. Going to celebrate with a hot bath and a catch up on Traitors later.

@itstcg.bsky.social @solochills.blacksky.app

And it’s freaking delicious! I’ve burnt my mouth having a tiny taste but worth it.

I’ve got an apple and cherry crumble in the oven, heavy on the cardamom and as light on sugar as I dared.

Is he on glue?

Going to look for snowdrops today.

Carl had never had so much fun in his whole life, and he knew, from this moment on, that he would never again be a lone pine tree.

Finally! Some GOOD news.

Can vouch for the funk and hip hop lists here, ive already downloaded them like a greedy weasel. The Dancehall one from the preceded post also snaffled by me.

Happy New Year everyone. If you’re looking for a party playlist, then take your pick (Thread) Punk Funk open.spotify.com/playlist/2XI... Disco open.spotify.com/playlist/3qx... Dancehall open.spotify.com/playlist/0Gp... Electro open.spotify.com/playlist/6Yf... Punk open.spotify.com/playlist/1ql...

More party playlists for NYE (Thread) Funk open.spotify.com/playlist/6f5... Northern Soul open.spotify.com/playlist/4ZR... Lovers Rock open.spotify.com/playlist/1ql... Hip Hop open.spotify.com/playlist/247... Dub open.spotify.com/playlist/27p... Jungle open.spotify.com/playlist/1hr...

What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m having lemony Greek butter beans with leeks and courgette, lots of garlic and dill and topped with sliced pan-fried chicken. I have high hopes for this.

“You, sir, are a disgrace. A guttersnipe. The lowest of the low. Oh, you’re getting up, are you? I shall accompany you to the kitchen”

Seized by an absolute craving for an actually good smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel. Already made up, don’t want to buy the gubbins. Ideally with capers in there. Don’t send mso to Brick Lane. I want decent salmon, no slime.

Well, sort it out Sam!

Still sick so I’ve ordered a new eyebrow pencil from TikTok shop.

Mayo on mine, but I’m pissing on everyone else’s.

absolutely can’t face cooking so I’m going to make an extra loaded yogurt bowl and do better tmw.

BBC Radio making me laugh saying of Bardot “in 1957 she became an international sex symbol” as tho it was a job vacancy she filled, like the UN Secretary General.

Just went into a full fantasy about summer.

It’s a bit freezing.

Listening to Robert Rlms and he’s had an entirely justified rant about blokes wearing shorts in winter. As he says it’s newish, certainly didn’t see it in my childhood. Mind you, fewer shorts in summer then too.

My whole timeline is men talking about podcasts. Haven’t worked out why. And anyway, look at these awful boots. They look like trotters.

I have this combo and can confirm that a small glass of wine does NOT help the throat. (Or ear, probably)

This isn’t even a joke: but some of you are eating like evil dictators. Christmas Ceauşescus.

I’m going to make a zingy carrot salad today, my eating has been all over the place being sick. Definitely need acidity and vitamins.

Happy birthday to one of my absolute BlueSky favourites, @douglascheape.bsky.social, he makes me laugh every single day. And that’s a gift, innit? x

I’ve been brainwashed by Bach. This fugue started out intensely irritating. All plinky plonky and going on and ON. But now, 5 mins later it’s alright.