What's everyone having for dinner? In a DIRECT COPY of a reply from yesterday I'm blistering some cherry tomatoes with slivered garlic and various inauthentic herbs, will stir through some of the cream I've got knocking about, and top with crispy bacon. Poured LAVISHLY over fancy pasta. Red wine.

Same, Duolingo sculptor, same

If as my one wants an insight into my temper right now, I’ve just shout-screamed “JUST LET ME LIVE” while struggling to close my oven door.

But he literally does. He’s speaking to the UN for America. It’s awful, but there’s no point pretending it’s not happening. This is what electoral democracy is. It’s why you get out and you vote and you don’t wait for perfect. (not a comment on this poster, I’m sure she voted)

What’s everyone having for dinner? I am indecisive today. Either dal with aubergine and basmati or a sausage, Cyprus potato, red onion and aubergine traybake. Apple cake for pudding. No booze.

I’ve just called someone on here a boring old bag and now I’m hysterical. Yes, the 1970s want their insults back.

Forcing myself out for a walk. Really cba.

As if the children of uneducated MAGA* don’t suffer enough. *and let’s be clear, plenty of wealthier educated Americans still voted Trump for tax and racism reasons, but you can be quite sure they will still be vaccinating their children and taking paracetamol.

What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m heating up the last of yesterday’s lamb shoulder and stuffing into soft tacos. Making a quick red onion pickle and scattering pickled chillies. Broccoli and cabbage on the side for FIBRE. Half a mango for pud. AND I HAVE A BEER!!

Intrigued by the name of our new local Chinese takeaway.

I'm unreasonably hungry.

Bumped into the routine @marcooth.bsky.social in Sainsbury’s yesterday For the first time. Chatted away merrily and it’s only occurring to me today that he may well not have known who the hell I was 😆

I gather this is from 2017 data. Fascinating.

This is profoundly depressing to me. But, on the plus side it’s gloriously sunny in London today. So I’m going to stay happy.

Who remembers that time a giant sheep terrorised South Wales?

Very Expensive Lamb has been in the oven for an hour and a half. And I’d forgotten that slow cooking meat means you lose your appetite.

This is actually excellent.

Very entertained by the chat I can see between Chelsea friends.

Total favourite. Getting me fired up for hoovering. open.spotify.com/track/08RKvn...

I fucken knew it

God, so disagree with this. I’m fairly in the loop with news, but I really don’t want every other post to be about that bunch of deluded egomaniacs. Obsessing over the drama of politics is part of the problem.

Been all around everywhere and not a blackberry to be had.

The vegans have turned up to my post about the price of lamb. Letting me know the animal “paid the real price” and that I should eat peanut butter instead as it’s cheaper and healthier. And my god, the earnestness is hysterical.

Skipped dinner cos of late lunch. Obv now hungry as heck.

Just had a heart attack paying for a lamb shoulder for 5. Having an early G&T to steady myself.

Here’s what Cheryl is NOT having for dinner. 🤭😱😫

What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m having eggs, chips and beans. With some garlicky stem broccoli for health and vitality. Bit of chocolate for pudding. Raspberry cordial. EARLY NIGHT

It would be quite fun to use a court illustrator as an alternative to wedding photos.

A difficult day is ending on a schadenfreude laugh about Your Party.

Fighting sadness with a bourbon biscuit and The Spinners on my headphones.

I strongly relate to this level of extra.

So, effectively, the UK is now just a faux-medieval banqueting experience (“Wingz ‘n’ Wimplez!!”) for oligarchs to cosplay while talking shop, and the loos are called “Knaves” and “Wenches”

Probably my favourite Stones song. open.spotify.com/track/3hJLKt...

What a fantastic song this is. open.spotify.com/track/2HhBmn...

Look! Good news! Hot and sunny tmw. And not bad on Sat either. Let’s all get our faces in it and try not to think about America.

Look who came with

God almighty, when does Trump piss off again? He’s making my allergy to morning news even worse.

Periodic trawl through Netflix for something, ANYTHING to watch. And I see they have a section matching shows to your star sign. For truly we are living in an age of stupid.

what's everyone having for dinner? I had an enormous lunch with friends today so it'll just be some saucisson sec slices and a handful of walnuts a bit later. G&T. Early night as I'm weirdly knackered.

There’s a black man in a photo of the fash rally on the front page of The Guardian. Wearing beflagged jacket and stupid hat. Demented, lost idiot.

I’m hoping this is the last hurrah of my hayfever.

Now THIS is how to write a postcard.

"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."

I’d always say that Redford’s California blondeness isn’t for me. And then I see this photo. And well.

Robert Redford died. As if things AREN’T BAD ENOUGH.

I read this as Vaginal Rupture, which engendered QUITE different feelings I can tell you.

I’m finding it hard to keep chipper.

I’d love to be in this garden right now.

Look at this steak!

God, I love weekends.