A real page on the White House website

Hey NYC pals, we will send you whistles in quantities from 100-thousands to prepare your neighbors and community for this oncoming onslaught. Free! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.

had a couple people at tcaf come to my table to tell me how useful this template had been for them which was so lovely!!!

How to win in November

I see Rob Ford's name, brain immediately begins playing this bsky.app/profile/scre...

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Please make this a MIDI controller or bluetooth audio input! Asking for me. Would need to be mac compatible for me (sadly, many audio engineers on the plaform due to CoreAudio) but a new Golden Age of Butt Noise will be here for All To Enjoy.

VIVA MEXICO VIVA SHEINBAUM 🦅 🐍 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

Exclusive: 75 massive oil paintings, more than 30 artists, four countries, and 11 years later, Hisko Hulsing is ready to debut 'Danse Macabre' at Annecy later this month. We've got your first look at the short's impressive trailer. www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/danse...

We have entered a fascinating era where the president is historically unpopular but also desperately wants to always be in the public eye so we keep seeing these massive fascist displays that loudly say "we don't care how much this sucks for you the emperor needs his basketball"

now seems like a good time to remind people Xbox, and by extension all Microsoft-owned publishers, are on the BDS list

these are getting weird

Straight men, unprompted, in the DMs of a woman who should legally be allowed to have them skinned and processed into soaps and other various goods and sundries:

Frog #chronotrigger

Any time a Spanish speaking government does right by its poorest the New York Times summons the ghost of United Fruit

see, if you want to be against these people you should be pro-communism and pro-integration

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

girls who say henceforth. girls who say whereby. girls who say therein. girls who say thusly. girls who say wheretofore. girls who say forthwith. girls who say erewhile. girls who say thereto. girls who say hereabouts. girls who say whereupon. girls who say notwithstanding. girls who say withal. gir

Sorry for the quote but this changed my life thank you

Goodnight

Me pounding my big "DISCO ELYSIUM IS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE" drum over here

Charles-Henri-Joseph Cordier (French, 1827–1905). Woman from the French Colonies (1861, Algerian onyx-marble, bronze, and enamel; white marble sculpture).

Hang on I gotta Google something real quick

there was some funny stuff on here but this ones for the better honestly, people started getting a bit too weird about these posts, u legit couldnt just "block and move on" anymore because there was a chance a bunch of people would see it and blow ur notifs up over it in some way

I remember when this was first posted and it blew my mind then, and watching it become truth has driven me slowly mad

His fuckass hat lmao Listen the guy is a fucking demon but he is So funny

It's so funny to see my laptop spin up into Gamer Mode as it starts, like, freeing up ram and turning on the fans and shit when I boot up...sunless sea, an 8-year-old 2d unity game you can run on an ipad

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

I ❤️ the PDF-reading app

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"if I followed you it's because I think you're cute hehe" You've overplayed your hand, spambot. People think I'm funny, not cute

homophobes be like 'homophobia is good when women do it'

can you help

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Shitpost doodle about my own comic that I've had bouncing around in the back of my head for months. #art #oc #ocsky #isekaipancreas

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

Air to Ground Message: PASSENGER BROKE A SEAT Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a31f6fc6203 F: #f7dcedc2638

This is still America

After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with

alright if no one minds reposting, i would like a little help with buying testosterone, paying tuition, and handling therapy bills. heres an old self portrait ppayl [email protected]

Just randomly saw on youtube that the Conan O'Brien channel retroactively removed Elliot Page's dead name from old pre-transition video titles. Nice. :)

Whoever said "don't go to bed angry" failed to account for the staggering frequency at which people decide to piss me the fuck off right before I go to sleep. You went to bed stupid, why don't I get to do my thing

close enough welcome back postmates bottom friendly menu