This was Momo while her food was being plundered

I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today

Goodnight Mr Hoots

Heard a big commotion outside with the ravens so I went out to investigate. There were dozens of them and they had attacked an owl & it was on the ground, still alive. I rushed & grabbed a towel for it, but then it quietly passed away

Imagine me serenading you in here

Let’s lie down on the couch with mommy

I just spotted a smaller & unfamiliar blue tongue skink in my garden. This one has a subtle green shade to it

If I crouch to pet my cat while wearing a long dress, sometimes she will run underneath it

Today in my backyard

Resting Eastern European Sadface

She’s tired after a long hard day of sleeping under the bench in various directions

I hadn’t seen my gorgeous friend in so long but he made an appearance today

Today’s episode: Momo enjoys the sunshine

Returning home from travelling intestate to arrange dads funeral with the feeling that I need to do more with my time, so I contacted my old harp teacher and she said “my door has and will always be open to you.” I start lessons again in February 🥲

My dad suddenly passed away yesterday. I will have to travel interstate to sort out his affairs.

“The bourgeoisie of the whole world, which looks complacently upon the wholesale massacre after the battle, is convulsed by horror at the desecration of brick and mortar!” -Karl Marx

I’ve seen hundreds of people weeping for the Whitehouse on this app but barely a mention of the Palestinian genocide funded by said Whitehouse (by both parties)

Here is one month of progress of me growing a hydrangea in my backyard. I’m tentatively optimistic because it has to get through the scorching oz summer 🌞

Night shift tonight and I absolutely do not feel up for it 😭

Big boy!!

A day of kookaburras

Late night harp practice 🪉🌙✨

Momo and skink morning greeting ritual

That’s right, I’ve got my eye on you

Having coffee in my garden and realising I’m always being watched

bouncing on it in a way that conveys that i kinda hate you

I think a lot of men I come across irl are lowkey scared of me

Guy in my neighbourhood who I nicknamed Stanislav 5 years ago because he looks exactly like this just told me his name is Mitchell

Felt cute in this dress today

They should make shazam but for birdsong. I wanna know what bird is making that weird whooping sound at 5am

I hum every piece I’m learning on the harp all day long, it gets stuck right in there

Having a little midnight practice because I completely neglected her all day

Check out this extremely tiny spider living in my native hibiscus flower

It feels so powerful to put my phone on Do Not Disturb mode. It feels like I’ve written an inscription over my temple doorway saying “None May Enter”

Does anyone want to dry hump me sleepily while spooning me 🥴👉👈

Being the permanent neighbourhood walking entity is great, it should be my job. I am extremely familiar with everyone’s pets, every plant in every garden, and the ebbs and flows of garbage that turns up in every empty lot/park

Every day she demands this exact spot. If she doesn’t get it, she claws at my thigh until she gets it.

If money is the root of all evil then I'm pure of heart

What is it about the couch that promotes sleepiness but when you move to the bed suddenly you’re wide awake

I’m trying to grow my hair super long so that I can use it to lasso people that I fancy

I hate it when people are needlessly annoying. They should only ever be needfully annoying.

When was the last time anyone blew a kiss at someone? I certainly haven’t done it or seen it in a long long time. Perhaps this is why we are all in this current bind

I bet it was soooo fun being a roller coaster tycoon park guest. Nothing on the agenda but go on rides. Step on vomit. This ride looks too intense for me. A mysterious tweezer picks me up and throws me in a body of water. I can’t swim.

I should start doing my drunk posting here since barely anyone will see it 😂

You scored a touchdown On my ovaries They all called you a clown But I’m all over it (your cock) -Taylor Swift, The Life of a Showgirl

My backyard is a poolside resort for creatures

I had a dream that I took my car in for a service but my car was my bed except it had wheels and when I got it back it had different sheets on and I spent the whole dream arguing with customer service trying to get my sheets back. Refusing to drive my bed home until I get my sheets back.

Stretching is the worst but the only thing worse than stretching is not stretching

Wearing a weighted vest is bloody difficult and it doesn’t even weigh that much 🫠