I had to look up Lizardman's Constant: the 4% of people who will tell a pollster lizard people are taking over the world, ie the minimum answer you will get for even the most absurd question.

Introduce yourself with 5 facts: 1. I am whatever you say I am. 2. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? 3. In the paper, the news, everyday I am. 4. Radio won't even play my jam. 5. Cause I am whatever you say I am.

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

Someone gif Caleb wearing the cheese grater hat while wrecking a block of cheddar on a box grater, ffs

It is imperative that someone get Nate Hobbs's thoughts about this game. He does this again and I'll buy his jersey.

Happiest dude outside of the players is the guy who has some kinda mega inventory of those cheese grater hats

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

BEAR DOWN

I don't quite know how to feel about what I've seen.

Sports are fuckin wild, man.

No opt-outs in the deal and a no-trade clause. Ideally this would spell the end of Matt Shaw.

Turning off the game at halftime appears to have been the correct decision. Best part of the whole experience was the chili. 🤷🏼‍♂️ www.seriouseats.com/best-vegetar...

This isn't analytics. This is Ben Johnson knowing his defense sucks.

This is some bullshit

Goatse man could never

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.

Um.... @subsequentseer.bsky.social, we might have to put a pin in the podcast with the Rochers.

We have such sluts to show you

Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Off/unchecked

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

And now we wait.

Think I'm gonna try to get this made Thursday so I can have it Saturday during the Bears game. May also take my first shot at making tortillas now that I have my Masienda order.

Bears better send Josh Johnson and the Commanders something nice as a thank you

Bears better find a way to pull this one out because I don't think they're gonna get help from the Commanders

Sure, fuck around and end up playing the Rams instead of the Packers. That'd be great! #Bears #LOLBears

This movie was utter shit but then I started seeing and hearing it like the draft of a sequel to the reboot of The Naked Gun and then it was kinda funny for a little bit but still utter shit

Dunno if my old ass will stay awake through the very end but I'm here for #WrestleKingdom20.

one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is

It's a new year's tradition unlike any other. You'll laugh, you'll cry, some of you will have sympathy pains, and many of us will ask questions of how or why!

What in the MS Paint is this shit?!

"It's all bullshit, folks. It's bullshit and it's bad for you." ~ George Carlin

This is sorta like that no-show endorsement deal Clippers finagled for Kawhi Leonard so they could circumvent the salary cap

If someone doesn't set this to Irene Cara's "Flashdance... What a Feeling," then why did Al Gore even bother to invent the internet?

This makes Fifty Shades of Grey look like peak erotica.

This is absolute loser shit. Like this is worse than making your political brand synonymous with Yu-Gi-Oh

And now to just relax by putting my new Beatles anthology record with the others…. OH GOD WHY

That first quarter felt like a first half.

Pick six is a damn fine way to begin the game. #Bears

Half of the Ryan Poles Prophecy has come to pass. Now that they've taken the North they must never give it back.

No, YOU watched this 17 times in a row!

It me

It's a bad night to be stoned and looking at watches. Or so I'm told!

"trying to do a job she is skilled at" is doing some *really heavy* lifting here

Just learned that Wolverine, the Swedish sadboi prog metal masters, have a new album coming out next month. This I must have!