Baberaham Lincoln!

Paging Mr. @db007.bsky.social! It's a couple years old now, but have you heard the Dough Dynasty limited podcast about how pizza went mainstream by way of Michigan? Been a fun little listen so far.

If you haven't read Horror Movie, now's the perfect time to remedy that. Highly recommended.

Quite the set of grapefruits on the chunguses at Disney, jacking up prices after last week's garbage moves.

Is this rapture thing a go or what?

This is the rapture I readily acknowledge; however, I'm willing to consider others of commensurate quality.

you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code RAPTURE

No need to wear the shirt tomorrow. Not mad at it.

Do you remembah?!

Nobody 2 is about as much fun as the first, which was really all I wanted out of it. Wouldn't be mad if they make it a trilogy.

Quite impressed with the new Paradise Lost album. Glad to hear the lads killing it.

Drop the killer reads that other people put on your radar. These are two phenomenal books I picked up a few years back solely because @curlyfro.bsky.social talked them up on Twitter.

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

Where's the GFM for her legal defense?

Just ordered a few books from Loyalty Bookstores. I hope they get so slammed with orders it takes them weeks to pack and ship mine.

It's perfect!

Chanice Kobolowski sure has seen better days! 🥁

Swap women for the Bears and this is spot on. #LOLBears

Done with this sad-ass game. Better go find and wash the shirt. #LOLBears

Um, this new Cea Serin album whips ass.

I bet he can't even name three Bathory songs.

So politics is welcomed in sports after all

There's no universe in which this is worse than Peepsi, right @db007.bsky.social?

I didn't know I needed to see this until I saw it... 😆 youtu.be/OLvvdSvwvZ4

This definitely squares with having a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. Clown show shit.

YaketySax.mp3

Cracker Barrel rebrand back on now or...?

The only Flo I acknowledge

Today's shootings in Utah and Colorado shouldn't have happened, but they're not surprising after decades of • fetishizing guns & refusing reforms • militarizing police forces • normalizing mass-shootings • endless incendiary political rhetoric • naked bigotry, white nationalism, and fascism

Perfectly titled album for the day.

Another story that gets weirder by the word.

Funge all the NFTs!

Found shirt, wore shirt. #LOLBears

Happy 8 Year Anniversary of 3rd and 93.

The Bears messed the bed, but at least I can go into Tuesday feeling certain that the next episode of Alien: Earth won't be a letdown.

It's too early for #LOLBears, and yet...

Alright, time to go look for the damn shirt.

They're really going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, aren't they. #LOLBears

Thanks, I hate it.

Bears better not make me have to wear this shirt tomorrow.

i dunno when this epstein doc dump went up but jiminy cricket these folks were all in on it https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1ZSVpXEhI7gKI0zatJdYe6QhKJ5pjUo4b

What I want to do every Monday morning...

Sometimes the internet can be useful!

Same

Forever the dumbest timeline

Absolutely bizarre story

Chris Collinsworth: still annoying