jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Ain't nobody dope as he, he's just so fresh, so clean

Incelpalooza

That it's a beer brand his followers spent ungodly amounts of time and vitriol attacked before promptly forgetting entirely somehow makes it even more stupidly perfect.

TEXAS THIS STATE

Just look what socialism has done for New York! Look! Brandon Johnson could never!

There's no compelling reason to blindly support a bad team/badly run team. Ownership groups, increasingly populated by private equity, generally don't give a shit about you beyond parting you with your money. They don't deserve your time and attention, let alone fealty.

Check out the size of that scallop

People covering the Giants should press these hatemongers on whether they're going to keep scribbling the same bible verse on their hats for the rest of the season.

Gose with Suckerpunch Spicy Garlic Pickle brine, huh? Yeah, gonna have to give this a try.

Pathetic little drunken fascist

I'm getting into the White Sox this year defector.com/call-them-th...

Real normal times we're living in. Fucking hell...

Vienna Beef is people!

A beautiful tribute to Carlos Boozer by DJ Khaled

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

Ben Folds Five

I'd be fine with Knicks vs. Spurs going to 7, good sports drama and whatnot. But fuck it, give me a Knicks sweep, because I love sports chaos.

In this case I am in favor of stuffing the ballot box.

MLB teams (some grudgingly) put up netting to protect fans from foul balls. Won't be surprised if the NBA eventually puts courstside barriers in place to protect players from attention-seeking fans.

Ok, but can he still shred on guitar?

"FOR TONY SCHIAVONE! FOR TAZ! FOR EXCALIBUR! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR *DIE*!!!!!! *THIS* IS ALL ELITE WRESTLING!!!!!" - @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

29 years of watching and waiting for planet Earth to be recycled

Don't you dare tease me with a Critic revival and not deliver www.polygon.com/the-critic-r...

Could've called 'em Biggie BuzzBallz. What a wasted opportunity.

Bumbling old George McCaskey and bungling Kevin Warren have straight-up botched this whole stadium deal. Screw 'em. They can take the Bears to Hammond, IN and build a sparkly new stadium in an industrial waste zone. I hope they have to sell the Arlington Heights land at a severe loss. Idiots.

Do. Not. Want.

I find it moving that Lynch's legacy in the queer community is now forever tied to the phrase "fix your hearts or die". It has become a rallying cry. It is bigger than him. It is bigger than Twin Peaks. It is beautiful.

Möbius glizz

B O L T T H R O W E R

Alan Moore’s latest novel has an acknowledgements section in which he thanks the universe, a moon goddess, and a python god. it also includes this line: “Existence is a stupefying stroke of luck and we should all feel grateful to be part of it, even when much of it's on fire and overrun by Nazis.”

Put TCW and the canon into a cannon and fire them all into a brick wall.

Out-of-context "Weird" Al was oddly prescient

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

“- An AI consultant tells Axios one of their clients recently spent half a billion dollars in a single month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.” Ahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahaahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaaha

Takeshita vs. Okada warrants a second viewing. Easily could have been the main event, especially with how hot the crowd was. #AEW #DoubleOrNothing 🤼‍♂️

Damn, Carcass and Kreator were on fire tonight. So glad I went.

Someone needs to wish Kevin O'Leary—and everyone associated with this proposed data center—into the cornfield.

Recently had the displeasure of sitting through a so-called professional development session where some clown from Google yammered on about how high school teachers should be using NotebookLM in their courses and how wonderful it is.

Machines have no c̶o̶n̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ dance moves

And there was nothing that we could do about it. Babu Frik was a made man, and Grogu wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Mandalorians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Grogu in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

The Venn diagram of guys into "ballmaxxing" and guys who worship Vince McMahon, *and* guys who don't know what "literally" means just has to be a perfect circle. 🤼‍♂️

Vive la résistance!

IS THIS GOOD?

Get their names down phonetically. If you're not sure in the moment, cover the mic, ask if you're correct, then do your damned best. I did this two fucking days ago. Trust me, it's not that hard. And most of all, it's human and real and aware of the moment.