I wish I was surprised that Deadline claims it asked questions that were actually asked by me and other journalists at this James Gunn press conference. No one from Deadline even *submitted questions* for it (and I know, because I moderated). This is just brazen and sad.

we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG is fucking incredible

Up With (White) People

If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.

This is Chico. He is the star of this year's hottest film, Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift. 13/10 (TT: mariana_rodrigues_ssilva)

Another beautiful Burbank morning.

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

i don’t think it should be very controversial to think that LLMs are not conscious beings while simultaneously thinking that people who prompt them in hateful or abusive ways are likely hateful and abusive people and it is very strange to me that people actively choose either far end of this

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

no! NO!!

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

Hope this goes better than the first time, when a large portion of the celebrities immediately folded when they faced criticism

Donald Trump isn’t threatening mass firings of federal employees because he thinks it’s necessary. His default is to hurt hardworking Americans when he doesn’t get his way. I stand with our federal workers against these cruel attacks.

This lady gets it. www.abc15.com/news/region-...

Happy birthday to the only TV show to predict that in the future some people would communicate using only reaction memes

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

SFO has a cool museum display of old phones up now.

if you don't live here, you wouldn't know this, but it's extremely unusual to have the city council, the mayor, the county chair, the police, the metro chamber and all of our congressional representatives reading from the same sheet of music

This only happens to you once

Fine…if no one wants to be the third NL Wild Card, I guess I can do it.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

it is just totally impossible to imagine any of these people being able to handle even a medium sized, but serious, crisis of any kind

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

🎶 Show them all the beauty they possess inside. 🎶

We want you to have more babies. We are also going to make it as painful as possible and ensure that you have to live with crippling guilt if anything were to go awry with that pregnancy. Then we will take away your food subsidies and cut school programs. We are the pro-family side.

The whole administration in one quote

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

The Bo Jackson of grifters. Hasn’t found a grift he couldn’t run.

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

You know how people describe a cold chill running up their spine when someone walks over their future grave? That’s what I imagine my husband feels whenever I go to The Container Store

Me and my older sister in 1994

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

We are going to win

The updated “7,000 Words You Can Never Say On Television” monologue takes four hours w/ an intermission.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

prime directive memes

Being spared seeing The Ring video because of the pre-roll ads

This has been coming from the beginning. All major democracy-supporting NGOs and foundations have their legal complaints already drafted. And in time, perhaps not even much time, they will win their cases. What is needed most in the meantime is courage. Keep saying what you think, doing what you do.

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

If you haven't seen SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE I truly cannot recommend it enough and i have already recommended it quite a bit. www.vulture.com/article/some...

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.