Mister Police I gave you all the clues.

I was literally gonna post about this last week and how it still seems timeless. It’s a masterclass in storytelling and the composition of shot choices are all intentional. Plus it really is hard to lock down an era for when this was made if you didn’t know it was 1986

This is what is playing in my head anytime anyone asks me, “what are you thinking about?”

I don’t think My Patriot Supply has enough money to sponsor 100 million podcasts

She also hooked up with Puck, so, like…

Ah yes, during Q1, when the snow falls and construction projects boom.

Same energy

I think there’s an older sibling or funny uncle of one of the kids in my 3 year olds daycare, but now he thinks “nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday” is the funniest thing he’s ever heard. (He’s never seen the meme from either one of us)

And by spine they mean a sternly worded letter

But…but…why did they need to hire human writers?

On the plus side he wasn’t lying about not being able to draw.

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social, why does Peacemaker have a poster for Dukes of Hamburg on his wall but none of their songs appear in the series?

There’s a guy with a vocoder and amp walking around the beach singing the “oooh whatcha saaaaay” parts from Imogen Heap’s ‘Hide & Seek’ and between that and the cop playing ‘Closing Time’ at sunset on the cop car loudspeaker, this has been a weekend for the books in SF beach history.

Shoutout to the SFPD cop at the beach blasting Semisonic’s, “Closing Time” on the car loudspeaker to let people know the beach is now closed after sunset. I’ve literally seen them do this with sirens hundreds of times but this is the first time I’ve ever heard them do it this way and it’s hilarious.

Venom and Spider-Man kiss confirmed!

I’ve got recommendations from Dr. Doom, Dr. Demento, Dr. Acula, Dr. Henry Jekyll, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Dr. Dorn, Dr. Giggles, Dr. Zoidberg, Dr. Steve Brule and more!

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Last week I asked AI to make a phrase fit on four lines. It failed 16 times and lied about counting to 7. This is gonna go great.

Wait they’re not doing the “promotion in title only” trick again? Huh. That usually works.

Need to learn Tuba fast so when the military is eventually deployed in San Francisco I can follow them around the city with the soundtrack they deserve: youtu.be/VpnzssRMxYA?...

Not for nothing but I was staying in Chicago two nights ago and I felt about 1,000x safer walking the streets during the day and at night with my family there than ANYTIME in the suburbs of Western Michigan.

Been in western Michigan for a week now and I can tell you they are DEVOURING the slop about cities being unsafe. Meanwhile their local news has 1-3 stories about small town murders/shootings PER NIGHT

Me watching all the Burning Man sandstorm clips.

Quick! Somebody get an AI band to write an AI song in the style of Crosby Stills Nash and Young’s “Ohio” as the perfect metaphor for this stupid time in history.

I’ve lived in an actual city for 20+ years. I’ve been in a midwestern suburb for a week and am terrified. The call is coming from inside the house…these are where the lunatics are.

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

The evolution of the Crave cat food bag over the last 50 years is the most “graphic design is my passion” downgrade in history.

If only Steve Jobs was alive to see this…he would’ve…been an advisor for RFK’s presidential run and a spokesperson for MAHA.

BUH GAWD! THAT’S DOINK THE CLOWN’S MUSIC!!!

Navi voice; “HEY…”

Oh nothing just frantically buying up physical copies of PBS shows for my kids. No reason. No reason at all.

Time to write another sternly worded letter!!!!

Ah yes, the list of jobs that once automated have the largest requests for “CAN I TALK TO A HUMAN, WHAT BUTTON DO I PUSH TO TALK TO A PERSON?!”

Show me you’ve never created characters or stories before without saying more than one sentence challenge:

It’s so weird to me that the “‘80s aesthetic” culturally shifted towards the neon squiggly design of the Jazz cup, when in actuality if you lived through the ‘80s it was much more orange, yellow, and brown like the McDonald’s cup and the Daisy design.

Put the fly swatter in Smash!

In the most “me” moment in history I was watching this episode on the Bed and Breakfast Roku 4 years ago when I felt my son kick for the first time. My wife was reading a book with noise cancelling headphones on.

It me

Fun fact! This video helped land @mattlieb.bsky.social his gig at Star Wars, in so much as I saw it, loved it, and cast him to be part of our show.

When asked for a source she cited the recently released documentary, “Superman”

He’s got a point. I used to write my sisters name on stuff all the time to get her in trouble….but then my parents recognized we had different handwriting and diction.

Quick question, why does the Coast Guard have a pirate ship?

Hulk Hogan after getting reincarnated 👇

I still have my Hondo 3D glasses.

Oooooooh!!! Got ‘em! Now put it in a sternly worded letter!! That’ll teach ‘em!

I loved this entire page so much I had it blown up to poster size and hung it up on my dorm room wall.

I saw this on opening day in the afternoon. (30 years ago?!) and I knew after the opening sequence it was going to be a classic.