I'm listening.... Synopsis: THE SHUFFLE chronicles the making of the 1985 Chicago Bears’ iconic rap music video that became a cultural phenomenon enroute to the team’s storied Super Bowl XX championship.

Yessss. I can finally watch this in the highest possible definition!

There are few filmmakers who have not made a single bad film. Edgar Wright is one of 'em.

of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most

We got in finally! Yay?

Air Force One just flew very low over NorthWest Stadium in a show of force against those of us who still can’t get through security to watch the damn game.

Watching a screener at home and thinking how grateful I am that the couple in this movie doesn't have a dog, because barking onscreen makes one of my dogs bark. Aaaand now the couple just got a dog who will not stop barking.

I don’t know if I can take this much good news in one week.

MSNBC just called the NYC mayor's race for Mamdani.

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

Do I dare to become ... joyful? Nah, I should wait longer.

Get the AMERICAN VANDAL team to do it AMERICAN SANDO, coming 2026

I have said it before and I will say it again: Bring back the Priazzo! Problems solved!

I have been cackling for five minutes at Jonathan Bailey being named Sexiest Man Alive because: yes, obviously! To say this is a massive step-up from John Krasinski is the understatement of the millennium. God bless ua all, everyone. Also: how DARE you with the dog? people.com/jonathan-bai...

Trump has endorsed Cuomo in the NYC mayoral race. New Yorkers, you know what to do. At least I freaking hope you do.

Diane Ladd was so wonderful in so many things that I can't begin to list them all. But I always especially loved watching her act opposite her daughter. If you've never seen RAMBLING ROSE or the HBO series ENLIGHTENED, for starters, add them to your list. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Just another day in The Bad Place.

Tim Robinson Presents: The Heist

I know it's quite common for re-releases to do well at the box office. Still jarring to see that BACK TO THE FUTURE was no. 6 this weekend. (Yeah, I went to see it on Saturday, too.)

To be very, very clear: I don't think Jayden Daniels' injury seems like a career-ender. But it is wild that it happened 40 years to the month of the Joe Theismann leg break. And also against Seattle, the same team we played during RGIII's devastating knee injury.

Depressed about the Commanders and trying to cheer myself up by watching an old SEINFELD episode whose plot is driven by the fact that Jerry finally got call-waiting. (Another plot driver: homophobia. But I digress!)

We really, really cannot have nice things. Praying for Jayden.

How are Arby's steak nuggets different from just, like, pre-sliced pieces of steak? You know what, don't even explain it to me. I'd rather continue living without knowing.

"I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace/I always thought it was your dojo, dojo, dojo."

Man, some middle school kids showed up for trick-or-treat before 5 p.m., which: no. Then one of them said, "One for good luck" and snagged an extra piece of candy as he walked away. This is not the Halloween Linus Van Pelt wanted for us!

On a Metro where a very drunk vampire girl puked, then jumped off at Metro Center. What a mic drop.

Wrote a review of I LOVE LA, the new Rachel Sennott HBO series that I liked quite a bit. www.tvguide.com/news/i-love-...

The placement of this story promo in the review of WEST END GIRL just made me cackle.

This is probably true. But I’ve also lived in the DC area my whole life and can tell you that at least some of these people’s brains were already rotted.

It is astonishingly ugly. People I once thought were decent are spouting delusional, baseless, vile stuff about what they "know" Mamdani believes and about what he's going to do. In NYC, this has turned into a real "Well, now we all know who we are" election. There'll be no bridging that rift.

Spotify just served up "Rainbow Connection" with no warning, and my God, how dare you?

"Who's Madeline?" is the "Better call Becky with the good hair" of 2025.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Jayden Daniels is one of the most relentlessly positive people on planet Earth. Man's injured and out of the game, still on the sidelines having the time of his life.

Two Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors."

I did not just see my first Christmas commercial. No. That did not happen.

I feel like there must be a huge Venn diagram overlap between fans of the TV show Yellowjackets and fans of the band Last Dinner Party, especially their new album. It's all so goth, and feminine, and obsessed with death. I love it so much.

Tremendous clue in today's Vulture 10x10

You might think the Voorhees don’t stand much of a chance, but the White House is not going to want their son Jason to get involved.

The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.

According to the Banner, ACECO, the company tasked with destroying the East Wing of the White House, has been (rightfully) slammed with criticism, so much so they had to take their website offline. This is what their website currently says. This is darkly funny to me.

He tore down part of The White House and I feel like we should be screaming about this non-stop and yet it doesn't seem like anyone is?

We really, truly cannot have nice things. apnews.com/article/adam...

The ballroom addition/destruction of the White House is expressly illegal and would stand as independent grounds for impeachment and removal if we had a functioning government.

Destroying the country and its institutions, in this case absolutely fucking literally. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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God BLESS

At the Middleburg Film Festival this weekend, which is kind of like going to a film festival in an episode of GILMORE GIRLS. Tonight I'm moderating a Q&A with director Rebecca Miller about the great docuseries MISTER SCORSESE; come by if you happen to be here.

this is great, of course, for lots of reasons (Kevin rules, Scott rules, etc.), one of which was how cool it was for me (a person with a disability) to see the way PTA and the production crew made accommodations for things in a way that was simple and supportive and from a place of genuine care