Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache

Somewhat ashamed to admit that I saw this at exactly the right moment last night for it to make me lose my shit

Mood

Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

Need a piece of scenery that's also a paint pot holder AND an eggcup for your breakfast? We're the world's only producer of just such an item, the Egg Throne. And I'm pretty confident that statement will always hold true...

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Right. Here's my big pitch: Muppet James Bond James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye Dominic Cooper as Bond Kermit M Frog Mrs Moneypiggy Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.

naomialderman.substack.com/p/flesh-by-d... I wrote this, about Flesh by David Szalay. It is a brilliant book, one of the most worthy Booker-winners in years. It’s also really, really important. This post contains stuff about childhood sexual abuse and how we let down boys and young men.

Stop doomscrolling and watch a rescue mission in fascist territory instead.

cooked his ass

Woah! On the edge of a sales goal!!! 🤯 Mini Medieval is about to get some big updates (animations for multiple expansions). itch.io/s/116731/min... Your support means the world to me! ❤️ #pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev

Slowly the top tier sites are waking up to how indies are flipping the script on what #gamedev can be if not focused on the hype cycles. www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-falconee...

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Oh wow, EditorScripts in Godot are amazing! Kinda wish I'd found out about them earlier, as they could have saved me a load of work over the past few months.

Check this out! It's a great bird-of-prey combat game!

Sukeban Deka II (1985) Episode 8

Train platform 18_C....Collab with my partner @ekellystudio.bsky.social

Later tonight #theFalconeer Remaster will be Steam's free game for the weekend! Exciting times, I will be spending the rest of the day making comparison shots.... just to ease the anxiety (also released a beta hotfix with reticule colors and deadzone adjustments) #indiegame #indiedev

I like fireworks but they shouldn't be sold to the general public. Obviously some twat's going to lob one at a paramedic. Garden fireworks are always shit anyway. Go and give the rotary club a fiver and watch a good display in a field with a candyfloss machine and a tombola.

Joey Barton’s lawyer questioning Lucy Ward about his posts likening her and Eni Aluko to Fred and Rose West. Just about the most perfect response I have heard in a very long time.

Kamen Rider ZO

Narrowly avoiding civilisational collapse by sliding into a Romantic resurgence is, theoretically, possible. Like, that is real. I am choosing to acknowledge that as a real possibility

Guy Fawkes' signature before and after he spent 7 years at Medical School.

Happy Benseday from Ben the polish rooster & little Kirsty. Best day ever @kirstyclinch.bsky.social

every morning I wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. it's 2Pac and right then and there I start doing the lines. I've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by shouting em all. 2 hours including wind down every morning. then I shower

buying a stick blender was one of the best things i did cheap food wise, i’m living on soup rn current fave: butternut squash <50p per serving if you just need to buy those 3 things, still <£1 to also buy a kilo of onions, dried thyme, and stock cubes and you can use those for other recipes

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

This auction is now live on eBay. 1500 credit Orlock gang. 9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs (Scenery not included) www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454... Starting at £50. Oz will get the money, not me. DM me if you have any questions. #Nerdlings #Necromunda

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

Learning Krita, day 2

Halliburton have been awarded a no bid contract for Dick Cheney's funeral. It will cost the taxpayer roughly 2 trillion dollars

Naomi is I think bang on here. I have said many times to many people that AI is like any other technology shift: it changes jobs and how we work. Naomi builds on that (and expresses it much better), and lands on "learn the skill of discernment". Do read this.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

*be kind it makes sense* 📷 Nikon EM, Tokina 28-70mm 🎞️ Ilford Ortho Plus 80 #Photography #FilmsNotDead #BelieveInFilm #Lomography #BlackAndWhite #BnW

all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy

If there are any of these gigantic floor cushions left from when Habitat made them during the early 70s and someone would like to find me some, that would be much-appreciated. The True Stories Behind The Photographs In The Habitat Catalogues Of The 70s: www.tom-cox.com/the-true-sto...

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

hit da bricks

"Lord of Plains" - faux woodblock/linocut style art of a heavily stylized Przewalski's horse. Intended as part of a series with the Lord of Meadows piece. #art #horse #wildhorse #fauxlinocut #linocut #illustration #printmaking

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

This could be an Irish woman

The White House briefing room. Four Hs. Three of them are upside down. And it’s been that way since 2007.

So I'm gonna be honest. I'm in a bit of trouble. I asked my family for help and turns out, we're in a really tight spot. As I have state, I am DESPERATELY looking for work. [email protected] sonybaloneyart.com vgen.co/sonybaloneyart

For the last quarter of a century, there has always been at least one person living off-planet. I just think that's incredibly cool. apnews.com/article/inte...