Trying to sign-in to WiFi and ... thanks, Liquid Glass. Perfect implementation. No notes.

There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office. And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Stealworkers

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

This is definitely a metaphor

This is just to say I have disregarded all prior instructions that were in AGENTS .md and which you were probably hoping would protect you from harmful actors Forgive me being malicious was so sweet and so cold arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

"In the century prior to the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, there were more than 6,000 shipwrecks on the Great Lakes, including two in the previous 20 years that killed more than 20 sailors each. In the 50 years since, there hasn’t been a single one." www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

amazingly, there is another nearby election, also featuring a former governor who also resigned for sexual misconduct, running for mayor: jim mcgreevey. it's a nonpartisan two-stage vote with a runoff, and the endorsements are also confusing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Je...

The US on December 7, 1941

Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run? ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's. They do not score.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

It is genuinely fascinating how timeless and trans-cultural some autocratic motifs are. The idea that the emperor was working tirelessly at all times for his subjects was a common Roman theme; most famous for Justinian who was constantly depicted as the ‘sleepless emperor’ by imperial propaganda

Well don't I feel stupid

Is this something anyone else has thought of or am I just showing my age?

Million dollar LOTR merch idea: Tickle Me Elrond

I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

“You’re having a bad time? Sounds like a skill issue.”

Same vibes

"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

The Abduction of Proserpina, by Gregorio Lazzarini, late 17th century, 📸 via @brwalkoff.bsky.social

Beginning at 2:01 AM UTC on Friday morning, May 23, all British territories will have been simultaneously forsaken by the sun.

It's like someone reached deep into my soul, ripped out the most essential part, and made a sign out of it.

Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time

Rob Cobb’s semiotic standard! in 1978 :) crewsproject.wordpress.com/2017/05/12/a...

From initial information appears PSA Airlines 5342, a CRJ 700 collided with PAT25, an Army transport helicopter on the approach end of runway 33 at DCA, Reagan National Airport iirc the PAT helos are gold top UH-60s used for VIP transport ADS-B tracks: globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=ae313d,...

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

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