#BreakingKindSongs #MusicChallenge May 1️⃣9️⃣ - Song that mentions any household appliance. #Tull "Your sperm's in the gutter; your love's in the sink" www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9bk...

this is easily the funniest thread on bluesky today

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@trowelblister.bsky.social I’m on a cruise in the Med. Did a short tour of Pompeii the other day. Will post photos once we download from my wife’s camera.

Adoptable husky alert, LA! #UglyDogs please pass this along to anyone who might be interested but not checking Bluesky

Colen Cranium United States, Census, 1950 #asshead

"You might feel a tinge of betrayal to know that Nirvana LLC is complicit in the mass marketing of the band’s logo and media assets, giving Target remarkable autonomy over the band’s posteriority."

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The Iliad was the original. The Odyssey was the hastily composed sequel after the first one went big. The Aeneid was the fanfic that got totally out of hand.

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Children are a luxury good. They are expensive on the micro level. The only way to get people to have more kids is to make living affordable. School, healthcare, home, food, entertainment.

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)

He’s talking about OUR government, right? If so, brave and long overdue. *checks earpiece* Oh I’m being told that is not actually what he’s talking about.

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#UglyDogs @teamwolfmoon.bsky.social needs our help right now. We are all looking forward to her video series about sled dogs, but she urgently needs some immediate help. Please contribute or repost as you are able. She is a treasure.

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I love how cats just smack the shit out of stuff they don't understand 😂

I’d like this included on the playlist for when It happens youtu.be/3YHVC1DcHmo?...

Tremendous congratulations to @danielkraus.com for winning the Pulitzer for fiction with ANGEL DOWN! A tremendous book and a writer who always swings for the fences

With Rudy Giuliani in critical condition in the hospital at age 81, despite my differences with him, in the spirit of the common humanity of all people, it is my sincere wish that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss had a pleasant Sunday with their families.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Religion has no place in Public Schools or in politics.

"I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why? Because nine, seven ate."

I mean keep trying different strategies I guess

May the Fourth be with you (Sound up, just trust me) @ataokennel.bsky.social

They looked at the burnt mess. "Cross 'Cheese slicer' off the list." "I'm not terribly surprised." "Me neither, but it's best to be methodical. What's next?" "Er... Saber? Is that how it's spelled?" "'I think so? 'Light saber' sounds more feasible than 'light cheese slicer'. Let's build one!"

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like discrimination.

"This isolated incident does not reflect who we are as a modern society and does not need to be taught to our youth."

Wordle 1,780 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That second guess! 💔

The first of 1,500 beagles being removed from a Wisconsin dog breeding and research business are adjusting to their new lives as animal welfare groups move them to shelters to prepare them for adoption.

Spirit Airlines died as she lived: stranding passengers with no apology.

Pretty good, but tough to top this one:

Jimmy Breslin said Rudy Giuliani was “a small man in search of a balcony.” It doesn’t get any better than that.

the universe has perfected America’s Mayor. it shall simply discard its pathetic first draft

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when ur on a walk and there's a dog

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This thread is a Ride.

I hope she reads Discworld and discovers The Librarian!

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Given Spirit’s on-time record, maybe 5 AM ish

timeline cleanse

@talkscaredpod.bsky.social Caves and Nutty Putty: about a month ago I had to get a cardiac MRI. It takes an hour and they put you in the tube with a metal vest on your chest. Two days before the MRI I listened to the Lore podcast ep that week, which started with the story of a guy who…

When you and your friends have been mostly in stalls and suddenly get turned out into a big pasture in a new location. All I can say is there was a lot of excitement today!

Hey @gregdoucette.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social, does this make the selective prosecution defense a slam dunk?

Hey @kbspangler.com this IG post from @thisone0verhere.bsky.social instantly made me think of you. Did Erik own your house too?

This sequence of Paul reactions is sending me

We are once again getting Smol Paul physiotherapy. Please enjoy this selection of the ridiculous faces he and Sprout pulled this time