B J. Witkin
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The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
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Hardle - Hard Wordle!
Game
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Deanna Raybourn
about 10 hours ago
The best question I’ve EVER been asked in an interview is if I’d rather go back in time to meet my ancestors or forward to meet my descendants. I said forward because I want to ask those babies what else I can do to be a good ancestor for them.
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A yellow warning about a snowstorm? That feels like a deliberate choice.
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about 10 hours ago
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betsy cooley
about 10 hours ago
Riley with her favorite toy, the tiny scratcher. It is all purpose and serves as a bed, lounging spot, toy to toss around, hiding spot, to name a few (not to mention the constant supply of pieces of cardboard on the carpet).
#HappyCaturday
! -Riley (and Chloe)
#cats
#torties
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We were at the urgent care vet this morning with one of our cats. Fiona’s glare has nothing on the one this cat gave me during the exam.
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Better Things Are Possible
about 12 hours ago
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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Scott Shapiro
about 11 hours ago
DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
1 day ago
A friend just sent me this:
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Chris Kluwe
about 13 hours ago
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
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T. Greg Doucette
about 13 hours ago
A downside to literally no one in this Administration understanding basic economics is that "we're going to raise tariffs until you give up Greenland" is the econ version of "I'm going to repeatedly kick myself in the testicles until you do what I want"
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/t...
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Trump: NATO members to face tariffs increasing to 25% until a Greenland purchase deal is struck
Trump recently hinted that he may pursue a tariff strategy on Greenland similar to the one he used to force foreign countries to change their drug prices.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/trump-greenland-tariffs-nato.html
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K.B. Spangler
about 12 hours ago
Would you also like to burst out laughing?
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@lasrina.bsky.social
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about 12 hours ago
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Shepherd
about 13 hours ago
We need curtains for the living room and have ever since the goats and sheep figured out windows.
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RavenMae
about 14 hours ago
This just brought me so much joy 🤣
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McSweeney's
about 14 hours ago
"We will be monitoring the situation in Iran and making preparations to assist the protesters, while continuing to crack down on the domestic agitators trying to destroy America."
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We Support Protesting Against Any Authoritarian Government Except Our Own
"President Trump called on Iranians on Tuesday to keep protesting against their government and warned that those responsible for killing demonstrat...
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Victor LaValle
about 14 hours ago
Wonder Woman knows what you do to fascists. Be like Wonder Woman.
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John Abernathy
about 15 hours ago
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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McSweeney's
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"Sarah explained how to check if your auto insurance covers windows getting busted out by ICE."
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Wine Mom Gang Meeting Minutes
“What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement ...
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Hey
#uglydogs
, I would appreciate any good thoughts you can put into the universe today. We’re at the urgent care vet with one of our cats. She’s wobbly this morning but acting normally otherwise 🤷♂️
about 15 hours ago
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Stacey Burns
about 15 hours ago
On Caturday there are more urgent tasks than doomscrolling
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Jarred Taylor
about 22 hours ago
Frozen pickle yells at ICE Trump pardons fraudster twice Minnesota, Venezuela, Greenland on the brink Miller, Bondi, Rubio Gemini and Claude Code History's end? Great decline? Future's here! This is fine.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
8 days ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 17 hours ago
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The execs just told the writers to tone it down a little
about 18 hours ago
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alexis simpson
about 24 hours ago
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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Julia Barnwell
11 months ago
Soldiers of the Sky 1940 by Nickolas Muray
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Riana
about 24 hours ago
This scans to “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” btw.
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Simon Bolz
28 days ago
Adobe's Joke of the Day:
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@kbspangler.com
@tkingfisher.com
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Louisa
1 day ago
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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Hey
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, the signal has gone up
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JaneLane
1 day ago
BLUESKY HEED THE CALL⬇️
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Sharon
1 day ago
(1) build more housing in the blue wall (2) NC? GA? AZ? TX? are all in play for 2028?
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Kendyl Hanks
1 day ago
Lord that’s damning
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CynicalTherapist
2 days ago
Do you have a dog that continuously and dramatically argues with you? Sasses you? You might be entitled to compensation.
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Hillary Monahan
1 day ago
It's somebody's ninth birthday!
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Andrew Burke
1 day ago
For Carney this is brutal shade.
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Angry Algonquin
1 day ago
wapo.st/3NoCONp
After you read this great story about the comeback of a rare species, a flightless parrot (the kākāpo) that can weigh up to 8 pounds, you MUST watch the BBC video of Stephen Fry and a photographer who has an "unusual" encounter with a male kākāpo.
@banditelli.org
#BirdSky
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World’s fattest parrots set for mating bonanza after bumper berry crop
After a four-year hiatus, conservationists in New Zealand are relieved that the flightless kākāpo is once again breeding. Fewer than 300 of the parrots exist.
https://wapo.st/3NoCONp
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Dex Anderson
2 days ago
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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This Onion piece has never been more accurate
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McSweeney's
1 day ago
"Some workers work indoors. Some workers work outdoors. Some work in unmarked Chevy Tahoes, doing jobs that Fascist Busytown residents are encouraged to ignore."
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Richard Scarry’s What Do People Do All Day in Fascist Busytown?
Welcome to Fascist Busytown. My, what a compliant, orderly town! In Fascist Busytown, everyone works. Working is important. Work makes everything r...
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Robert Dillman, 2nd of his name (he/they)
2 days ago
McSweeney's - answering the moment 💪😅
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McSweeney's
2 days ago
"Amanda reported on tactical fashion. It is harder to pull your hair if it is in a neat mom bun. Light layers keep you prepared to flee. She’ll find out where the soccer coaches get their whistles."
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Wine Mom Gang Meeting Minutes
“What we are seeing across the country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics to harass and impede Immigration and Customs Enforcement ...
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Jonathan Slater
21 days ago
Dog Love
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Adrian Teal
1 day ago
Colour study of Gary Oldman as Dracula, sporting the famous 'buttock up-do'.
#caricature
#art
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I think by now we’re all familiar with the Cat Distribution System™ but this thread may be the greatest illustration of it ever
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This is one of the greatest threads ever
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