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The best question I’ve EVER been asked in an interview is if I’d rather go back in time to meet my ancestors or forward to meet my descendants. I said forward because I want to ask those babies what else I can do to be a good ancestor for them.

A yellow warning about a snowstorm? That feels like a deliberate choice.

Riley with her favorite toy, the tiny scratcher. It is all purpose and serves as a bed, lounging spot, toy to toss around, hiding spot, to name a few (not to mention the constant supply of pieces of cardboard on the carpet). #HappyCaturday! -Riley (and Chloe) #cats #torties

@nyjanelane.bsky.social We were at the urgent care vet this morning with one of our cats. Fiona’s glare has nothing on the one this cat gave me during the exam.

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

A friend just sent me this:

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

A downside to literally no one in this Administration understanding basic economics is that "we're going to raise tariffs until you give up Greenland" is the econ version of "I'm going to repeatedly kick myself in the testicles until you do what I want" www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/t...

Would you also like to burst out laughing?

We need curtains for the living room and have ever since the goats and sheep figured out windows.

This just brought me so much joy 🤣

"We will be monitoring the situation in Iran and making preparations to assist the protesters, while continuing to crack down on the domestic agitators trying to destroy America."

Wonder Woman knows what you do to fascists. Be like Wonder Woman.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

"Sarah explained how to check if your auto insurance covers windows getting busted out by ICE."

Hey #uglydogs, I would appreciate any good thoughts you can put into the universe today. We’re at the urgent care vet with one of our cats. She’s wobbly this morning but acting normally otherwise 🤷‍♂️

On Caturday there are more urgent tasks than doomscrolling

Frozen pickle yells at ICE Trump pardons fraudster twice Minnesota, Venezuela, Greenland on the brink Miller, Bondi, Rubio Gemini and Claude Code History's end? Great decline? Future's here! This is fine.

The execs just told the writers to tone it down a little

the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"

Soldiers of the Sky 1940 by Nickolas Muray

This scans to “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” btw.

Adobe's Joke of the Day:

@kbspangler.com @tkingfisher.com

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Hey #uglydogs, the signal has gone up

BLUESKY HEED THE CALL⬇️

(1) build more housing in the blue wall (2) NC? GA? AZ? TX? are all in play for 2028?

Lord that’s damning

Do you have a dog that continuously and dramatically argues with you? Sasses you? You might be entitled to compensation.

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It's somebody's ninth birthday!

For Carney this is brutal shade.

wapo.st/3NoCONp After you read this great story about the comeback of a rare species, a flightless parrot (the kākāpo) that can weigh up to 8 pounds, you MUST watch the BBC video of Stephen Fry and a photographer who has an "unusual" encounter with a male kākāpo. @banditelli.org #BirdSky 🐦

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

This Onion piece has never been more accurate

"Some workers work indoors. Some workers work outdoors. Some work in unmarked Chevy Tahoes, doing jobs that Fascist Busytown residents are encouraged to ignore."

McSweeney's - answering the moment 💪😅

"Amanda reported on tactical fashion. It is harder to pull your hair if it is in a neat mom bun. Light layers keep you prepared to flee. She’ll find out where the soccer coaches get their whistles."

Dog Love

Colour study of Gary Oldman as Dracula, sporting the famous 'buttock up-do'. #caricature #art

I think by now we’re all familiar with the Cat Distribution System™ but this thread may be the greatest illustration of it ever

@nyjanelane.bsky.social This is one of the greatest threads ever