Jordan
@jordansbrock.bsky.social
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She/her. UglyDog, author, fangirl, dog mom, gamer, queer.
Iāve been looking forward to tonightās early release of World of Warcraftās next expansion for weeks. Itās perfect timing! Iām on a good week beteeen chemo cycles! I can playā Whatās that? Oh yeah. Three hours of sleep, and a barking dog two houses down to make sure I canāt nap. Lolsob.
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Seamus Blackley
2 days ago
This is a meatspace rendering bug.
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The proper way to set a table.
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2 days ago
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HI HI HI HI
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3 days ago
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I got so excited that Panera hadnāt sold out of the four packs of cinnamon rolls, I completely forgot to order an actual breakfast sandwich. Oops.
3 days ago
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I really want one of these because kraken, but the tariffs would probably bankrupt me.
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3 days ago
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Itās 7:22 am, I drove through an hour of DC traffic, and I havenāt had coffee, so seeing a medieval version of Pong makes total sense, right?
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3 days ago
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Itās Aleyaās first birthday! No energy to bake pupcakes, but the dogs were happy with their celebratory milk bones and peanut butter. Give your beloved pets a treat or smooch to join the celebration!
#UglyDogs
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5 days ago
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DMV friends, are you all ready and safe with tomorrowās maybe snowpocalypse?
6 days ago
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There was even more dirt a couple minutes ago, but Iām sure itās on our floor now.
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MJM Grand
7 days ago
Happy
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I may have posted this before, but using a sharpie to label the top of scrip bottles is the best. N is for nausea meds! No squinting blurry eyes to read labels.
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Merriam-Webster
7 days ago
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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IF YOU SEES THIS, POSTIES A MONDSTER
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7 days ago
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We went in the CAR and went to the VET and therr were PEOPLE and SCRITCHES and SMELLS!!!!!
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I do not need to start a new crochet project. I need to finish something first. I do not need to start a new crochet project. I need to finish something first. I do not need to start a new crochet project. I need to finish something first. I do not need to start a new crochet project. I need to fini
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Five or more inches of snow here in DMV. āFive or moreā is so ambiguous. Are we talking six inches? Three hundred? Itās a mystery!
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poorly drawn cats
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RavenMae
7 days ago
If you're able, please help Rue & Jasper! š
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Aleya will be a year old on Sunday. Time to bake pupcakes!
8 days ago
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Ditch the man and get yourself a hard-working kelpie.
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five things that I like and five oomfs to do the same āŗļø Dogs Delicious coffee Delicious pizza Reading World of Warcraft with my friends Tagging in whoever wants to play, because I keep mistyping my ats. Damn this neuropathy.
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Andrew D Thaler
8 days ago
Cool. Super glad we've gutted the National Weather Service to the point where we'll either get an inch or three feet of snow this weekend.
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GFS Shows Three Feet of Snow for Maryland and Northern Virginia, Euro Shows Just 1-3 Inches - The MoCo Show
Forecast uncertainty remains high as the National Weather Service Weather Prediction Center highlights the potential for a coastal storm to develop near the East Coast late this weekend, with confiden...
https://mocoshow.com/2026/02/19/gfs-shows-three-feet-of-snow-for-maryland-and-northern-virginia-euro-shows-just-1-3-inches/
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I forgot how hard the Avastin hits the week after. Iāve taken four naps today and barely left the recliner, and Iām still exhausted and dizzy. Oof.
8 days ago
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Laying on the dog bed, mud spattered over her fur, tongue sticking out, living the best life she can while the snow melts.
9 days ago
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My girl is right here for me. ā¤ļø
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10 days ago
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All the DMV area rain is in our backyard. Ask me how my muddy Aleya proves this. Sigh.
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11 days ago
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Oh yeah. Itās crash Tuesday. I forgot I started Avastin again on Friday, so the shakes and dizziness hit hard. Time to start monitoring my blood pressure snd doing absolutely nothing that involves standing or walking.
11 days ago
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On a random note,
@leavesdancing.bsky.social
went to the PX last week. While there, she looked for her beloved seasonal Peeps, but all she found were flavors too bizarre for even borzoi snax.
12 days ago
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I havenāt disappeared. Iām just very tired.
12 days ago
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I am absolutely exhausted, but Aleya is being adorable for peanuts.
#UglyDogs
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14 days ago
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This is a clever life hack!
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15 days ago
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Caveat Frogs
15 days ago
Itās The Weekend!*
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HI HI I FOUND MUD UNDER THE THAWING ICE SO I WAS DIGGING IT WAS FUN!!!!!
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mivox is exhausted š«©
16 days ago
Shit yes. AI;DR⦠Iām here for it. š¤£
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Blizzard absolutely phoned in the prepatch event, but if it was because all their creative energy went into housing, Iām here for it. Iāve spent literal days building and tearing down staircases and windows. I canāt tank worth a damn on my crap laptop, but I can decorate!
16 days ago
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Yay. My cheap laptop is bricking itself.
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Blaze the borzoi
18 days ago
I love Mazikeen
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Sheās dug through the snow to find the dirt underneath. Yay.
18 days ago
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Look at her teeny little fang!
23 days ago
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I got a photocopied graduation-from-radiation certificate thatās missing so many commas.
23 days ago
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24 days ago
Big stretch š¾
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Pretty sure Iāve had dogs like this. š¤£
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Semi-feral Post Monger
25 days ago
whomst amongst us
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I desperately want coffee, but: A. Iām trapped in my recliner by an adorably snoozing Aleya B. I know my stomach would react badly to coffee. Neither stops me from actually wanting coffee.
25 days ago
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Early morning recliner cuddles.
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I got my first publishing deal because of Sherlock (BBC) fanfic. The subsequent (het) novel got a started review from Publisherās Weekly.
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Ruffwear just emailed me: āhappy birthday, Darian!ā Fucking hell. I needed that on top of everything else today.
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