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Just discovered Shipley’s donuts. Oh my god yes.

Sunday tug of moose! #UglyDogs

🎵"And I....."🎵

Aleya. #UglyDogs

Xena is very proud of her ears.

There’s so much personality right here, I would definitely buy a used car from this pup.

Who wants to play tug-of-unstuffed-duck?? #UglyDogs

Author friends, you know you want to write your selfie-wereshark-pet jellyfish short story for this charity anthology!

For the first time in 11 or 12 weeks, since my exploratory surgery, I feel confident enough in the main incision’s healing to wear leggings with an elastic waistband. This is huge progress!

Shh. Sleepy. #UglyDogs

Aleya is safe with me and didn’t escape, but she did manage to slip out of her collar between 12:47 and 12:54 today. I’m not sure if she was outside between those two times, but we can’t find the collar anywhere, inside or out. Magic!

On watch for the lunch delivery.

Guess who came inside when called, despite the cold wind, and therefore got herself tasty snax? #UglyDogs

bold accusation 🤔

There used to be an ice cream shop - John’s - in Montauk by the mini golf course. I’m having the most bizarre craving for their soft serve. Specifically, a large vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.

“What? No, I’m not blocking the tv!” - Aleya #UglyDogs

It’s currently 36 degrees out, and Aleya has refused to come in for the last half hour. I suspect I’m barely going to see her this winter. (She has a dog flap. She can come inside at shh time.)

Periodic reminder that brain weasels don’t listen to anybody, no matter how much you shout at them.

Simple, very simple. 🐾

Since no one took advantage of this awesome special yesterday, I’m making it good through today!

Behold. A “dog.”

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. #UglyDogs

#Crochet friends, the Premier Yarn sale starts in 5 minutes! Personally I love Little Bunny for making soft, plush amigurumi.

*screams a powerful meow to the universe*

Periodic reminder that if you use Simparica Trio heartworm preventative (or Apoquel for allergies, or any other Zoetis product), you can sign up to get a rebate card you can use at the vet. 12 doses of Simparica Trio just got me a $54 rebate card that’ll help pay for Aleya’s spay.

Sometimes it’s the little things. I ordered a crochet hook case that will theoretically hold all my Clover hooks. It’s being delivered today, and I’m ridiculously excited for it.

Guess who really, REALLY likes Rice Chex. #UglyDogs

Every month, I have to wrap heartworm preventive chews in cheese to get the dogs to eat then. You’d trunk by now manufacturers would have fixed the awful taste and texture. Where’s the good stuff, like cat poop flavor???

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

if not friend then why friend shaped #drawlloween #drawtober #skullcat #blackcat #digitalart #furryart

I’ve been sleeping on the recliner since starting chemo, so it’s only proper that I have a cuddly plushie to keep me company. #UglyDogs

It me! My mom has ezcema and I randomly break out in hives every time I even *think* of going near a plant (I am a farmer lol) so I learned to make this stuff w/herbs we grow on-farm for me because the ultra-powerful steroid creams weren't working. SO glad it worked for Jordan too! <3

Blep. #UglyDogs

As some of you know, I’ve been dealing with itchy, slow-healing surgical incisions. They’re closed but still bother me. A dear friend and fellow ace sent me this salve she makes, and it’s f’n AMAZING. The port incisions are notably healing, as is the irritation around them!

I can now confirm that my quest for pizza is on the verge of defeat. Having tried commercial pizzas and frozen, with no success, I moved on to bagel bites and pizza rolls. Both are nearly tasteless cardboard. Hot pockets are my last Hope. The woe is real.

Who, me? I’m not doing anything with Mom’s slippers! #UglyDogs

Aleya is just ridiculously cute, even when she’s dingy. #UglyDogs

Aleya has expanded her mud coat. #UglyDogs

I’m home from chemo and waiting to ascend to my venomous warrior form.

Happy Halloween! We have a super duper spooky story to tell you. If you have followed us on other socials you will heard this story before but it's so good we have to share it again. Our short story is about the Undercroft...

The backyard is pure mud. Ask me how I know. #UglyDogs

Two hours of hard rain and thunder turned our backyard into the WWI front. This is gonna be a great weekend for he dogs. And our floors.

Aleya is really growing into a dramahusky. #UglyDogs

@blairbraverman.bsky.social Speaking of dogs and ghosts, read the second picture! #UglyDogs

Nom? #UglyDogs

“Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary…” Ayy chaps, what’s up? “I, but…” It’s me, Bloody Murray, you called yeah? “No Mary, Bloody…” Oh bad luck, you should enunciate a bit better next time. Anyway I brought some crisps and an Xbox controller, you don’t mind if I crash here tonight? Hey, pizza…