It's our favorite annual holiday tradition, a new Da Red Gobbo book! This one by @andiewington.bsky.social was a little more serious than the others, but did it take away from the spirit of the season? The next book club episode is live! wh40kbookclub.com/wh40k-book-c...

!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social Need a hilariously funny action adventure present for under the tree? Look no further than #TheHeroInterviews and #SilenceOfTheDead. The latter involving much pie death. Talk about FESTIVE!!!!

A little blog post about some of the great books I've read this year. Did you read any of these too? fanfiaddict.com/tom-bookbear...

LIBRARY ACQUISITION 12/15 Fantasy novel co-written by #BlackLibrary author @andiewington.bsky.social , a “fantasy mystery with the wit of a detective comedy” and my next read after The Relentless Dead! 🤘 #Warhammer #BookSky

My review for this perfectly humorous whodunit! Christmas is the perfect time for these reads! Go grab it now! By @andiewington.bsky.social & Erika Marks!

!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social Do Andi and Erica a good turn and score a copy of #TheHeroInterviews. An uproariously funny action adventure tale that also introduces you to the mains in #SilenceOfTheDead which involves multiple pie deaths

DM: ‘The barman hands you your drinks and asks for £15…’ Bard: ‘For 3 cokes?!’ Wizard: ‘I cast Charm on the barman!’ DM: ‘He seems immune…’ Bard: ‘l’lI sing a song!’ DM: ‘The barman points to a sign that says: no karaoke’ Bard: ‘I continue singing!’ DM: ‘You’re in the back of a police car...’

So, looks like the freelance writing gigs have dried up for me, I’m now struggling to cover the mortgage. It won’t save me, but maybe buy a copy of Bones & Betrayals, Silence of the Dead, or the Hero Interviews so I can get a couple of quid in 3 months. Thanks amzn.eu/d/iugS1iW

!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social In the somewhat Purple Corner, weighing in at 650 pages is.... #TheHeroInterviews. A most hilarious action adventure tale and introduction to the main characters of the equally funny #SilenceOfTheDead.

The Paladin stood stoically outside the Wizard’s Guild… daring any of those inside to cast a Cone of Cold at him…

Maybe the well known DnD ‘er @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social could give this a repost? They’re fun reads set in the DnD world. 😀

So, looks like the freelance writing gigs have dried up for me, I’m now struggling to cover the mortgage. It won’t save me, but maybe buy a copy of Bones & Betrayals, Silence of the Dead, or the Hero Interviews so I can get a couple of quid in 3 months. Thanks amzn.eu/d/iugS1iW

“I swear to God, you hit the back of my seat one more time…”

“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS NEED A RIDE WHEN I’M TRYING TO HAVE A BATH, GARY!”

“IT’S THE COPS, GARY! JUST ACT NATURAL—AND FOR FUCK SAKE, DON’T MENTION THE CAT…”

!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social #TheHeroInterviews is a jocular tale with footnotes galore that only keep you chuckling. And it introduces you to the main characters of #SilenceOfTheDead. Which involves a lot of pie death. And much humour

Barbarian: “Alright, here’s the plan: the fighters hit the dragon from the front, the wizard blasts it with spells, the rogue slips around for a backstab, and the ranger covers us with their bow. All clear?” (Awkward silence) Barbarian: “Well, it looks like the group’s healer has a question…”

“LEAVE IT, GARY—REMEMBER YOU’RE HEAVILY ENCUMBERED…”

I’m going to be at Warhammer Tottenham Court Road this Saturday (29th) from 4pm, signing copies of Da Red Gobbo’s Last Stand. Come say hello!

DM: “You see goblins up ahead…” Barbarian: “I draw my axe.” DM: “Bard?” Bard: “What?” DM: “Aren’t you going to play a tune?” Bard (glancing at the Barbarian): “Not again!” DM (growling): “Play. Your. Tune.” Bard (sighs, strums lute) DM (rises slowly behind the screen): “HOOOOOWWWWLLL!”

When your couch crashes and you get the Spinning Pooch of Death…

DM: “What’s wrong?’ Cat: “It’s about my character’s favoured enemy…” DM: “Dragons?” Cat: “Yes…” DM: “What about them?” Cat: “Do they like balls?” DM: “Fireballs, yes…” Cat: “What about chasing sticks?” DM: “…” Cat: “…” DM: “Shall I just change it to say ‘dogs’?” Cat: “Yes…” DM grumbles

Cat DM: “You hear a noise in the dungeon corridor ahead…” Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.” Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.” (Dog rolls a 10) Cat DM: “You see a rat…” Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“ Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”

Saruman: “One of the Halflings carries some snacks of great value. Bring them to me alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others!”

“GARY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARY… A GOOOOOOOOD!!”

Aragorn: ‘You have my Trumpet…’ Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’ Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’

Gandalf: “There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share p-OW!...”

Shadowfax, taking one look at the weather and deciding the beacons of Gondor can wait another day…

Aragorn: ‘You HAVE my sword!’ Gimli: ‘And MY axe!’ Gandalf: ‘Erm… Legolas?’ Legolas: … vm.tiktok.com/ZNRJhDKn4/

“‘Gandalf,’ the old bear repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. ‘Yes, that was the name... I ate Gandalf…”

I cannot stress enough how much I hope Andi Ewington continues to write for the black library. He’s got the exact same sense of humour as Daniel Hardcastle and the same ability to pull on your heartstrings about things you ALREADY know are going to happen. Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo

'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'

Sorry for the late signal boost, folks, it's been a whirlwind day largely spent at the rink. Here's my take on this year's Red Gobbo novella by Andi Ewington! #Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary

Treebeard’s cat, waiting for the moment the old Ent will finally quit hauling the hobbits about and put them down again…

In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!

Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas! www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...

Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, I’m currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed — then give me a shout!

Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, I’m currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed — then give me a shout!

Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas! www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...

Didn’t realise Warhammer had added an excerpt of my Red Gobbo novella to their Xmas Festive Guide!

Amazing stuff! Congrats!

Here are four funny books of mine you should read…

Bones & Betrayals: A Chat with Andi Ewington, Erica Marks and Calum Alexander Watt downthetubes.net/bones-betray...

Here are four funny books of mine you should read…

Bones & Betrayals: A Chat with Andi Ewington, Erica Marks and Calum Alexander Watt downthetubes.net/bones-betray...

!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social and see about attaining the phenominal upper arm workout of #TheHeroInterviews where you also get introduced to the main characters in #SilenceOfTheDead. For funny stuffing that one has pie death!

...like socks—tons of them about, and I never seem to get any… (with apologies to Blackadder III) @andiewington.bsky.social

!!!!!***SUPOORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!! #FF @andiewington.bsky.social and @ericamarks.bsky.social. For the Ultimate Upper Arm Workout get a copy of #TheHeroInterviews. Herein you get acquainted with the main characters in #SilenceOfTheDead which is dead funny and includes much pie death! 😂😂😂🍰🍰🍰