couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Just heard about this new website and wanted to share it here ❤️❤️❤️: reasonstostay.co.uk?utm_source=i...

Pulp poetry.

mmm grilled baby

Life, liberty, and the purse soup of happiness

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub

What a great headline

Divine Serpent 🐍✨ The golden visage of a serpentine god awaits its servants... Coming to the webstore (and slipping into your dreams) 11/26! #dnd #dice #ttrpg

At the

I love it!

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

If you can't handle me at my worst (crying in the shower), you don't deserve me at my best (crying in the shower while eating cake)

All the new otter comics all together. I wanted to give you all a huge THANK YOU—through your engagement and print sales we raised 10k for The Marine Mammal Center. 💙🌊

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

And, of course, it’s the 28th anniversary of the greatest of all newspaper corrections (with apologies to @seamas.bsky.social who traditionally posts this, but it’s 10.39, and I can only wait so long)

Libra: Your “crackpot” theories will make you a survivor in the barren future world. Who needs therapy now, Mom?

Me: Now Princess, are you going to be a good girl for Daffy? Her: Yes Da- Wait. Don't you mean "Daddy"? Me, hiding plastic orange bill and white collar behind my back: ...yeth

I didn’t know rabbits liked trampolines, but then again…..

silly mood

Every UK petition is like this

Behold! A very real human adult.

don't forget

If you’re seeing this, post a pic on your device without context.

Oh, you've got two factor authentication? I've got Max Factor authentication (if my lashes don't look luscious my phone won't unlock)

Hi, I make homebrew D&D content! Please check out the Pride Potions I made for last month, with art provided by the lovely @tepidtea.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/pride-...

Blob for the blob god Noel's for the Noel throne

It's that time of year again! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

🌈 GIVEAWAY 🌈 It’s Pride Month, we’re having a giveaway of Prismatic Sea Glass to celebrate! Giveaway ends 6/25 at noon CT. To Enter: ✨ Follow this account 💌 Repost this post 💖 For an extra entry, tell us something cool about another member of your party! #dnd #dice #ttrpg

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

Wait, this isn't Confuzzled. Had a fantastic weekend of Airsoft with @queenhiss.bsky.social @huttserdog.bsky.social @sokathesabre.bsky.social. Absolutely rocked the team death match with 1 less player than other teams too! Proud of us!

A commission for @queenhiss.bsky.social ! Forcing myself to draw backgrounds! Woo!

I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?

Shes a 10 but she hates the system and speaks her mind and says fuck a lot so shes an 11

sweat the small stuff

Trans rights are human rights, today and everyday.

Literally me.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

little treat

OH FUCK ROSE IS 20 YEARS OLD.

As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.

Here's an idea to reduce the amount of people being diagnosed with mental health conditions: remove most people's key worry (financial insecurity) by providing adequate benefits to all with sliding support for getting into work so that getting a job pays well. Support disabled people with cash.

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

new saddest six word story just dropped