Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano

Opening Day!! Baseball during work hours, let's GOOOOO!!

Holy shit - this would be very, very bad: "The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

in slo-mo, with music

Brett Goldstein, followed in sequence by every cast member of Ted Lasso. Then Rose Matafeo.

I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP LETTING A FAKE ACCOUNT WITH ZERO FOLLOWERS POSTING THE MOST INSANE TAKE IMAGINABLE GET TO YOU SO MUCH YOU QUOTE TWEET IT INTO MY TIMELINE. I KNOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, OR I WOULDN'T HAVE FOLLOWED YOU. PLEASE. JUST IGNORE OR BLOCK THEM.

The em dash is the Swiss Army knife of punctuation, and I will not be disarmed.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Please stop asking if you can see the Secret Chimp. You don't see the Secret Chimp. The Secret Chimp sees you.

Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

Today's edition of Abominations Unto Nuggan. Tomorrow: towels, rocks and things that taste sour

If we’re renaming departments and calling the DOD the “Department of War”, we might as well go ahead and make the DOJ the “Department of Revenge”

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money KARL: A judge just threw that out TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.

Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during Ronald Reagan’s term.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

“It’s the goddamn guns!” RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue Also RFK Jr:

a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

"IT'S ALL FOR YOU, ELON!"

"stick to menswear"

My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

get sandal and freya to 30k followers, you cowards

Jewish orgs Keshet and the Hebrew Free Loan Association are giving out interest-free loans to LGBTQ+ folks who need to re-locate but can’t afford it. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE JEWISH. “The idea that people were having to pick up and flee their homes was something that resonated Jewishly.”

Rewatched terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

Judge: But that's not where we live (in a monarchy). We live in *response* to a monarchy.

I told you we’d be back

Gov. Walz: “I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected.” www.startribune.com/gov-tim-walz...

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

The Washington Examiner (the conservative news outlet) reports that Stephen Miller screamed at ICE officials: "What do you mean you're going after criminals? Why aren't you at Home Depot? Why aren't you at 7-Eleven?" Kinda blows up the narrative that they care about public safety.

Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night. When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠

From being the son of the owner, to being the owner. Wow.

Hey St. Louis! The Red Cross is running another shelter at 1410 S. Tucker Blvd at the 12th and Park Recreation Center. Plenty of supplies so go by if you need help or a place to stay! #StLouis #Tornado

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

"Après moi, le déluge, motherfuckers"