suck my entire fucking dick

Grogu chewed into a bag of M+Ms and the vet had to pump his stomach again

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

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"Geen poppenspelers." - Sigourney Weaver, 2026 (speaking about Grogu.)

He's right. FARM THE RICH

Trump is trying to send a very clear message to his base that, if you use violence and force to help keep him in power, not only are you immune from the law, but he will make you a millionaire.

A ship off the UAE coast near the Strait of Hormuz has been taken by "unauthorised personnel" and is now headed towards Iranian territorial waters, a UK maritime agency says UKMTO WARNING 057-26

Found one of those AI bots that are deployed on social media to create and stir up arguments with random hostility. I'm pretty sure it was @hankgreen.bsky.social I saw did a video on this phenomenon

Gotta empty the prisons to fill them with immigrants

I think one key factor this analysis misses is that part of Elon's innovation when he took over Twitter and its algorithm was to radically deamplify the left. While we remained we were already in a glass fishbowl, by design. They muted us. I left because nobody could hear me anymore. It was lonely.

Donald Trump (half coherent): "Moon is very bad, makes the seasons bad. People are saying maybe get rid of it. I'm considering it. Many things we could do, maybe a nuke, I don't know. Bobby says it's why there's autism." Mainstream media: "Destroying the moon would require an act of congress."

I've always thought it strange that replying to posts on social media is sort of looked down upon behavior--"reply guy"--and that's sort of the peanut gallery. If you're a Poster you're not really supposed to reply. You're either on screen or in the audience but can't be both.

I'm going to get pilloried for this the same as I did when I said Adrian Dittmann wasn't Musk (and he wasn't) but I don't think this is a case of sockpuppeting. Musk's mother never lived in Liberpool. She's Canadian. It's Musk's paternal grandmother who lived in Liverpool as a cleaner. 1/2

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A lot of people under 30 don't remember the brief time after 9/11 when America gave itself permission to just Be Like This

Ok last one for now

Astute piece by @speterdavis.com "Richard Dawkins Was Never Truly a Skeptic: Behind the mythology is just another gullible old egotist." speterdavis.substack.com/p/richard-da...

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.

Trump incessantly repeating "Iran can never have a nuclear weapon" is exactly as meaningful as "Iran can never have the seven Chaos Emeralds"

Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies.

I have never needed ALT text more in my life

I suck at marketing but I'll try to think of something amusing to repost this with next time. Check out my book!

Reminder: Musk wants this to replace banks

Singing Seven Nation Army but I can't remember the lyrics so every line is about going to Wichita

My incessant references to the fact that I passed a dementia test are raising a lot of questions already answered by my incessant references

I guess I can publicly reveal that I just signed a contract with a literary agent and I'm unreasonably happy about it

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

Mr. T ate my balls

Maher did an extended segment after his dinner with Trump in which he did a total heel turn and said that Trump is fine, actually, and not a bad guy at all, and we should all get over our derangement. This is what his cowardly attempt at sycophancy earned him.

Thankfully there is already a gender neutral pronoun you can use when speaking to someone - "you"

@speterdavis.com in 2007 argued that Richard Dawkins does not exist. He conclusively proves the works of Dawkins are likely cobbled together from a process of randomness that we would now see as similar to how a LLM would work. speterdavis.substack.com/p/the-dawkin...

Infowars says NO to working on May Day, thanks comrade Alex Jones

Thank you for confirming that they are orange

This dude, immediately before trying to assassinate the president for some reason:

As deep as I was able to read this before hitting the paywall, it seems he's doing this weird and common Men's Rights routing about how men are oppressed because we are expendable, completely fungible cannon fodder, but also this is good, we don't want that to change, just let us be assholes too

This fucking guy

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

Weird how this keeps being an issue for him

My shirt is attracting a lot of questions etc etc

For those who don't know, Matt Taibbi replaced Walter Kirn with this guy as his podcast co-host

Guy who wrote a book about killing leftists that was endorsed by the current vice president

When I talked about Renee Good's killing on platforms other than this one I had people confidently trying to rebut me by showing me one blurry frame of her killer's snuff film, right before he shot her, showing her mouth in what they insisted was a smile, revealing her murderous intent.

The shooter is Dracula

Wait so someone got a gun inside a building where the president was? Is this normal