OWNED is available online and wherever fine books are sold.

I see the New York Times' tireless efforts in 2024 to normalize and boost Donald Trump back into the White House are working out well for them

Matt Taibbi wants "in excess of a million dollars" from @eoinhiggins.bsky.social for writing a book he probably didn't read and certainly didn't understand. Being that Taibbi's recent hobby has been filing and celebrating SLAPP suits, this isn't unexpected, nor is the childishness of the complaint.

I can't believe we're pirating 60 Minutes

You must shelve this story until you get the principals on the record!!!

Reminder that Weiss has zero experience with news or current affairs reporting. She is a pundit. How incredibly condescending and offensive for her to tell seasoned professional reporters "have you tried interviewing" the central figures in a story. Yeah, they did. This is like Joe Rogan running CBS

Bari Weiss saw Olivia Nuzzi on track to being the biggest journalism scandal in 2025 and was like, hold my beer

You didn't before but you better enjoy it while it lasts because when woke 2 begins you'll be writing those apologies in longform essay format

Writing a letter to the coloring book publisher suggesting they print the images in color to save time and effort on the customer side

60 Minutes is getting the Epstein Files treatment

Ah yes, these two people I have heard of

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

Can I say something about before-photo Laura Loomer without people getting really mad at me

Andrew Tate coping so hard right now

It simply takes an incredible act of mental genius to pretend the Twitter files were a major news story but the Epstein files are overblown

This just in: The Jefferson Memorial is now the Trump Jefferson Memorial. Lincoln, Nebraska is now Trump Lincoln, Nebraska. The state of Washington is now the state of Trump Washington.

Ugh what the fuck is going on

Ugh, they got the card all messed up again

At some point we decided that the relationship between an artist and their audience must be parasocial. Your writing or your art is essentially your merch now. A novelist's new book is a collectible extension of their celebrity, but their primary access is their TikTok/Insta. I blame the internet.

If fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction then what is unleashing measles across vulnerable populations in the United States

While I don't like Australia's stance on a fair bit of its social media censorship policies it is also important to note that Musk uses this footage for propaganda purposes and Australia is one of the nations he targets with his white supremacy project.

I asked yesterday how the media is able to say Rob Reiner's son killed him, and people replied it's a tabloid journalism thing, which I get. But now the LAPD have said it! I don't doubt that he did it but this is so weird, I don't think I've ever seen police announce someone's guilt, pre-trial.

What you're looking at here is the richest man in history boosting a manosphere Bitcoin influencer's white supremacy slogan quote-tweet of a Sephiroph post from a user named "cum lasagna."

Oh god he's going to pardon Nick Reiner isn't he

There was a time when "President of the United States celebrates the cold blooded murder of acclaimed film director Rob Reiner" would have been an unexpected, even shocking headline

What is so certain regarding Rob Reiner that the media is definitively saying that his son did it? They won't even say Luigi is guilty.

Hey guys, been away for the weekend and I just got back, has anything horrible happened?

The American right, the day after the latest triannual university massacre, who have been waiting 29 years for another Australian mass shooting to prove gun laws do nothing: “Fucking finally!!!!!”

It occurs to me that Trump doesn't need any kind of trick or fancy tactic to get on the ballot for 2028, he can simply win the party nomination. The Supreme Court wouldn't weigh in on it until he's like six months into his third term, and what could they do then? The pressure has to begin earlier.

I've written about the evolving nature of the far right's hatred of women. Happy holidays!

Weirdly, Bluesky on desktop recognizes that I'm in Australia and has locked me out of the chat function until I go through a nuisance age verification process. But Bluesky the phone app does not recognize that I'm in Australia.

So is it weird to be, like, seemingly immune to viruses? I haven't been sick in years. The only thing that broke through my immune system was covid, and I got it very mildly (the same bug knocked my wife flat). I habitually touch my face and nose, like, constantly... (1/2)

I don't know that Disney fully comprehends the things that are about to happen to that Zootopia rabbit

Was expecting to get carded by a bunch of websites today when the Australian youth social media ban came into effect but nothing has happened and I feel offended. Oh, so I've already been flagged as old, have I??? Skibidi Sabrina Carpenter toilet ohio Fortnite rizz gyah. Card me damn it CARD ME

Rufo mistyped here, he meant to say "what to think"

This is a miserable, misanthropic ad, but also the majority of it could easily have been shot with real actors and wouldn't look dogshit

Starving children: "Please sir we need food" RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced a more efficient method of obtaining sustenance than decapitating a beached whale and strapping its head to the hood of your car."

I've written about the evolving nature of the far right's hatred of women. Happy holidays!

Never thought I'd say this in a trillion galactic rotations, but I'm kinda with Trump, here. There's a reason it's FAFO and not just FA

Fucking finally, we're going to get some superhero movies

Ok but if you didn't think there were survivors why would you shoot the wreckage a second time?

The Free Speech party, in line with its directive to End Federal Censorship, is proud to announce that it is now illegal to publish magazines for women or black people.

Why does every fucking thing have to be one fucking thing? Can we have more than one media company on this Earth please?

(whispering to my tailor in a threatening tone) Put the butt on the front

President Kelly starting to have a nice ring to it

Thought Freddie was smarter than this "Trump is better on free speech" grift.

Trump has pardoned around 1600 people and I'm going out on a limb and suggesting he didn't do them all by hand

“No,” said Frog.