Incredible things happening

scrubbing through this, pissed off "when's he go to the doctor" www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHpT...

If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.

I've often said the concept of "white identity" is incoherent. He groups Italians as white but ties whiteness to the English language. Presumably he'd be pissed off if the Super Bowl was spoken in Italian, because he's pissed off that it was in Spanish, who are white by the same metric as Italians.

This is mad libs, right?

Republicans legit acting as though they need to find a modern day Alan Turing to break Bad Bunny's Enigma machine

It would be funny if Trump "proved" the 2020 election was fraudulent, and that he was legally the president between 2021-2024, instantly voiding his current unconstitutional third term and handing it over to Kamala Harris

Bad Bunny was 4 years old when this occurred, younger than the child in question

Punching Nazis isn't as effective as I'd hoped

lol the MAGA halftime show was a powerpoint presentation

My favorite is when it cuts to all the middle aged Christian conservative politicians trying to pretend they're enjoying this

Reddit is amazing sometimes.

Every damn day he does something crazy and the entire MAGA leadership bends over backwards to pretend it wasn't crazy and to explain it away. And then a few hours go by and he comes out and says "no, I did the crazy thing on purpose." And repeat. And the media never seems to remember that.

ICE: No, we have Will Stancil at home. The Will Stancil at home:

Quite a unified narrative emerging from the right in the aftermath of the Epstein emails huh

The Democrats stepping up to save America

(ominous coconut sounds)

Oh my god is he going to do it?

The laid off staff from WaPo should just get together and start a new newspaper that isn't run by Jeff Bezos, like that Simpsons episode where all the Stonecutters quit and start a new club called NoHomers

Starting to think we should look into this Epstein guy, sounds like a bad hombre

The funny thing about Helen of Troy race discourse is that she has usually been depicted as Nordic or Germanic (Diane Kruger, who is German, played her in "Troy"). The actual Greeks are not white enough to represent Western Civilization according to these people, they have to be further whitewashed.

Worth keeping an eye on this story: Heritage Foundation-linked group is trying to frame Netflix as being some super liberal company that puts out super liberal content (it's not). Same strategy they successfully used against traditional media and social media. deadline.com/2026/02/netf...

This guy is just saying words now

Oh fuck, Woke 2 has leaked ahead of schedule!! It's still in Alpha, who is responsible for this?? We don't have all the genders mapped yet, and the next gen LGBTQIA+ flag is in early draft (we're still finalizing the rainbow colors for the newest members, ALFcel and Pluribusexual)

Mr Musk, as your attorney I am asking you to please continue posting about how you wouldn't need Epstein's help to be a pedophile

I don't think anything good glows neon green

They're not even trying to make it look like it wasn't an execution

The Kennedy Center is getting the East Wing treatment because it embarrassed him

my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”

The best part is when he tries to protect the wig

Hey dog, dumping huge amounts of taxpayer money into charity sounds like the welfare state you and all of your fans staunchly oppose

I've often wanted to find an angle to write about Drew Pavlou, a local nuisance who rose to international social media celebrity due to his ability to just constantly attract attention, and how he's just the latest example of a new post-influencer celebrity trend that attracts fame this way.

If the border is fixed and the illegals are gone then why is ICE still everywhere?

As an arachnophobe this is a concerning development

Jeffries: Get your Gestapo to take off their masks and stop killing people. Trump: No Jeffries: Ok but at least quit the illegal deportations. Trump: No Jeffries: Ok

The question is rhetorical I know, but the answer is of course, yes

People went to prison for the Teapot Dome scandal

*rubbing temples* what the fuck are you talking about man

"While I don't believe in phrenology, I now do pay attention to (describes phrenology)"

Two people were shot dead in Minneapolis this month for less than this

In 1 hour, we stream. youtube.com/live/a3OYcDb...

I don't think reporting the names of those who resist a record-breakingly unpopular government action to their employers and neighbors is going to go the way that Homan thinks it's going to go

They're gonna call it Stancilgrad

Not suspicious at all that he's sending the administration's chief Bribe Accepter to Minneapolis to sort all this out

Checking in on Kyle Rittenhouse after ICE executed someone for open carrying to a protest... turns out he's really happy about having shot them hippies

It sounds like the second amendment folks need once again to decide whether merely being in possession of a firearm is a protected right or a crime deserving of an instant death penalty.

I can't wait to hear JD Vance's explanation about how that domestic terrorist was just about to kill all five or six of those ICE agents with his bare hands

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