Hegseth's military is in this weird superposition in which he enforces strict,authoritarian discipline against soldiers stepping even one inch out of line, but also, soldiers are allowed to do literally anything they feel like, anywhere, any time.

This is one of those things where if you don’t know anything about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”, and if you know a little about Bob Dylan you go “how could Bob Dylan do this?” and if you know a lot about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”

Brent Crude: Mall Cop

Trying to sell it to Chuck Schumer

You did it guys, you stopped AI. AI is now gone forever.

I'm in Australia and we're adopting some pretty insane age restriction laws for the internet. I've written about how they're coming for America too.

The Democrats gained momentum in 2024 by calling Republicans weird, but they learned nothing about why that was effective and have made the baffling decision to pivot to calling them gay.

Sometimes it feels like we didn't take this advice seriously enough when it mattered

So much of this administration is just Trump and his cronies taking revenge on America. They're shutting down its institutions, tanking its international standing, melting it down and looting the treasury into their own personal bank accounts. Russia and China are ecstatic about this. USA is cooked.

Happy woimsday to those who celebrate

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination

I'm on board for this. If you want to save movie theaters, screen more classic cinematic films. I watched a cinema rescreening of Alien a few years back and it kicked ass.

The whole point of it being live action is this character is supposed to look like a real crab. What's the point of it if you're just making the same cartoon again? They didn't give Sebastian a human face when they redid the Little Mermaid. This trend is actually getting worse and more cynical

I don't know how these people reconcile in their own heads the idea of being an American patriot when they're loyal to the Confederacy. It's like being a patriotic Chech who nevertheless thinks the Nazis should have won.

Trump: You have 48 hours to open the Strait Iran: Nope Trump: Very well, you now have five days. THE ART OF THE DEAL

I just can't get over the name "Markwayne." Worst name I've ever heard.

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Nobody is standing in the way of Greg Gutfeld receiving the Twain prize. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Moe turning back into a rat is the best part of this

I wonder if there are any comparable present-day phenomena

Tag yourself I'm Pobert Rattinson

I think it's was uncharacteristically restrained of him to make a Pearl Harbor joke rather than a Hiroshima joke

Astounded to learn that steamed hams is a real thing in Connecticut and might therefore conceivably exist in upstate New York

I guess the idea just didn't have legs

All the popular enlightened centrist data analysis guys say stuff that makes it sound like Kat Abughazaleh lost by an absolute landslide, and then you check the results and see she lost by like a few thousand votes

The USA is the ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD except Canada, Mexico, Panama, Australia, the majority of Europe, South Africa, Egypt, India, most of south and southeast Asia, Mongolia, Japan, South Korea, Guyana and Botswana that allows mail-in voting. INSANE!

hahahahahahaha masterful fucking gambit dipshit

Between this and Musk's war on empathy, there's nothing I hate more than prescriptive sociopathy - the idea that having any kind of feelings is a flaw in evolution and their holy mission is to iron it out of humanity

Making myself angry realizing that if World War 2 happened in modern times they would have called it World War 2.0

Even if someone were to accept the US government's framing on Venezuela (drug smuggling!) and Iran (WMDs!!) I've yet to hear anyone try to explain what imminent threat Cuba posed.

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

I haven't seen OBAA but people tell me it's a very good and serious movie, so I ask what it's about, and they start off with something like "Ok so the world is run by this evil cult that worships Santa Claus, and..."

I love how Sean Penn doesn't even show up to collect his Oscars anymore, he just hires someone to chuck em on the pile. God I can't stand that guy.

Has anyone said one oscar after another yet

Just Pete Hegseth directly telling you that CNN will become state media once Ellison takes over

I talk about why, thankfully, the right-wing are unlikely to take over our entertainment media landscape even when they're taking over everything else--and how this might help us take back the high ground.

I talk about why, thankfully, the right-wing are unlikely to take over our entertainment media landscape even when they're taking over everything else--and how this might help us take back the high ground.

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

I don't think it gets enough press that, after the US Navy executed over 100 unarmed Iranian sailors last week, Trump commented that killing them was "more fun" than capturing them. This government makes Abu Ghraib look like Teapot Dome, and this is where we are now.

Tag yourself. There is only one option to tag yourself as in this image. I'm Adrian Chiles.

Oh wow this guy didn't get punched hard enough

The “At any point” makes me want to pay extra for the exit row so I can help open the door.

THIS WILL DO NOTHING THE OIL COMPANIES WILL RAISE THE PRICES ANYWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wait come back

When you watch this dipshit try over and over again to defer to Trump's executive order to define DEI, it's relevant to note that the executive order does not, in fact, define DEI.