the fuck it will

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, CHA

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

sorry to add to the discourse but I think the "everyone should have stayed on twitter" mindset is at least partially based on the misapprehension that 1) arguing on the internet is praxis and 2) leftists are obligated to spend their time doing this

From the endocrine society this AM: www.endocrine.org/news-and-adv...

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

This thread shoved me in a locker and took my lunch money

WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: hello my friend Jeffrey Epstein. anything I can do to assist your pedophilia or associated legal defense? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

I want BABIES in TANNING BEDS I want DOGS running CASINOS I want BIRDS with HUGE TITS I want A SWAMP APE to sign an overall deal at SKYDANCE I want GRANDPA to get a PRINCE ALBERT that is also a 500GB USB THUMBDRIVE I want AI DOCTORS to give me MY ADULT CIRCUMCISION who am I? Reader, I am America.

Huh weird, wonder why

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

I suspect that men fall for this much more easily because generally women are better able to recognize when someone is flattering them in order to manipulate and influence them

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

Holy smokes

Like it or not, AI use is widespread and you've got to deal with that reality. All kinds of people enjoy this tech: fascists, inarticulate hacks, dipshits, people who can't read, the unemployable, the worst bosses you've ever had,

Lol, lmao

it is the year of our lord 2026 and i just saw an "I AM CHARLIE KIRK" sign in someone's yard. I laughed so hard I almost crashed my car

It's like they didn't even notice the First Amendment pocket squares at the WHCD

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

thomas kinkade would’ve loved generative ai

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

@hvbeg.bsky.social i just think you'll like this

THE MERCHANT

Having been back to living in my city for nearly a month now, I have concluded that: Hawthorne is still Hawthorne. Belmont is still mostly Belmont. Division is a foreign country.

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

is it love? i bet it’s love

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to: [email protected] Humans only. no ai.

liberals on this microblogging website

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

Hey @cait.bsky.social I'm at a secondhand store in Portland and like

it's so funny that all these people are obsessed with decorum and can only bring themselves to take these bitchy little swipes at the president, who is one of the stupidest men on the planet. sir that man can barely read. you think he gives a shit

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

guys I figured it out, we can fix the whole economy and all we have to do is spend another 72 straight hours arguing with strangers on this microblogging website

"The rise of extreme wealth is one of the clearest signs of this imbalance. In 1987, billionaires held wealth equal to 3% of global GDP. Today this tiny elite, just 0.0001% of the world population, owns the equivalent of *16%* of world GDP in wealth."

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

QRT with your blue art! 🌀⚡️ #art #slavic #mythology #illustration