My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

"litmus test" is just consultant speak for "having beliefs"

Giant mermaid

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

Workers are capable of running workplaces without managers and we should restructure our economy around this concept

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

hold my beer, hemingway

🎶This cat is outta control, he's gonna purr, this kitty, purr, this kitty🎶

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

You gotta be vigilant

BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The manufacture and distribution of super bright led headlights should be prosecuted as treason

if we had a NORMAL republican as president we could be fully supporting war with iran right now!!!

At this point I don't wonder how much insider trading is going on. I wonder how much policy is being made with the purpose of insider trading on it.

The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

every time some tech psycho giddily says unemployment could hit 30% soon I'm like ok man and then what. what happens after that usually. how about I give you fifteen minutes to skim wikipedia and then you can get back to me. its fine i'll wait

No country has a right to exist. People have a right to exist. Hope this helps

The pagan Spring Equinox festival of Ostara is not the antecedent of the Christian Easter, because the pagan Spring Equinox festival of Ostara was created in around 1973. I appreciate that a statement like this warrants some substantiation, so bear with me.

The Skullknight

it probably isn't helping anyone's mental state that the news every morning is like "Things Have Gotten Much Worse Again! Further, No Sign of Anyone Attempting to Stop It" great thanks

The washing machine app in my building asked me to prove I'm human. Buddy, if a robot wants to wash my clothes I'm fine with that

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

US Officials Seek To Avoid Rake Handle Swinging Up And Hitting Them In The Face

I hope they install the wrong kind of UV lights again

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

i honestly can't stand seeing people say Gen AI is a disability aid because if it was a disability aid, they wouldn't be putting this much money into it

Hello, Gaius Cassius Longinus here. I have a favor to ask you. Julius Caesar has DECLARED himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE! I need you to send a denarius to Save The Republic PAC RIGHT NOW so we can stop Caesar from making himself a king.

i saw a post earlier asking if people think the increase in videos of dragons since the advent of genAI is because the AI data centers are destroying their natural habitat and driving them out into places where humans can more easily capture vide of them. i just want to say no, i do not think that

can this be a solution?

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This is from 1975.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

I'm not really into pokemon

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

holy shit

Apartments really out here charging "pet rent" like they're not gonna take your whole deposit and then some when you move out anyway

One way to view all of capitalism is asking the question "what is the lowest bound of existence that can replace the mysterious?" again and again and replacing each piece. How little can we pay a worker that they will live long enough to work and sire replacements? How bad can we let the air get?

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

He's gonna be so bummed when he finds out they use meters instead of feet. variety.com/2026/film/gl...

If I maintained my hegemonic position in the world through violence I think the first thing I'd want everyone else to believe is that "violence is never the answer"

Berserk

My phone has outlived yet another phone case. Shout out to the Galaxy S10, the phone that planned obsolescence forgot

Bluesky is bad because everyone thinks identically (tells me I stink) instead of featuring a diversity of thought (telling me I'm a smart handsome boy)

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

Look at this map. Anything green is on the chopping block. This would be a fundamental and irrevocable change to the entire natural ecology of the this state. Devastating.

You only have a short time to comment. They are trying to destroy our forests to enrich a few logging company executives and the politicians they’ve paid off. Leave your comment here: eplanning.blm.gov/Participate-... morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

Everyone has probably quite reasonably logged off. But If you are here and need a French Rolling Pin. I put some more up in my shop. www.galdrecraft.com