🎶Wouldn't it be nice if we were ogres, then our muscled arms would be so strong🎶

I've got a radical solution to this problem and it involves spending housing money on housing

And they get attacked by joker

Mark Hamill, get him back in there

my chemical munitions

Death from Above 1488

Blue Albums Matter

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Broken Social Contract

you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

She’s starting a small business in a minority neighborhood for three years

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

"we are no longer adding new features" don't threaten me with a good time, pal. If I'm never ambushed by another 9 part unskippable pop up about how greebles are now blorgs I'll sleep fine at night.

Interesting stat from the article

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

If you see this, show your dark/nighttime art 🌙 #digitalart #drawing #illustration #arttrain #moon

Weekend wave - Blue & orange study Still trying to figure out warm and cool shades in ocean foam patterns. Available! 5x5" Acryla gouache on wood $350 (DM if interested)

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

This machine yub nubs fascists.

okay but if we pass the right law about them, they won't violate THAT one

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

New art freshly finished ! I wanted to came back to my anomalocaris rider concept from another point of view ! #art

just give me the Pulitzer Prize right now tbh

As a side note I’ve experimentally done a couple of more zoomed out kinda pieces I’d be willing to take a crack at for roughly 1.5-2x portrait price depending on complexity like this one if anyone is interested in that (Inkmaven’s here still needs PS cleanup and signing lol)

yeah man

I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat

Ugh Christ I'm trying to find new caffeinated mints before I run out of my discontinued Penguin mints. First one I've tried tastes so bad I had to spit it out. RUDE

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of liberals “escaping their echo chamber” by listening to communists and anarchists

ICE Agent, visibly struggling: suicide is a mortal sin Priest, bored behind the screen: I mean so is murder but that hasn't stopped you guys, by all means

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

I'm A Fucking Moron Who Did An Incredibly Stupid Thing

Purple Tinted Maple Bowls are now available. An experiment with aniline wood dye and wood turning. I mixed a (water) dye base and some tinted tung oil finish and then applied it carefully to specific sections to achieve this look. www.galdrecraft.com

I mean this in a way I have never meant it before: nightmare blunt rotation

they did in fact very literally vote for this. they wanted the brutality, they just assumed it would be against someone else

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

i keep hearing about how gracious and welcoming we're going to need to be to people who are waking up and realizing they've been supporting fascism but y'all are going to have to do that bc i'm a hater ass bitch

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

The awakening

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