Never underestimate Democrats’ addiction to losing

I really don’t care do u

An impressive list, girls, but I know we can do better

It will take Trump a week to declare he won “the peace prize” and then turn it into the Nobel peace prize

Just joyscrolling all day today

Mamdani told Trump to bend over and he did. Immediately.

Sir, I am listening sir, Trump said with tears in his eyes.

Plan to spend all day tomorrow riding around town on the free buses

Good job, us.

Now Cuomo has to pack his bags and get out of our city. He promised!

Which Supreme Court justice was he trying to DM with this one?

In 2008, Cheney was still defending his war in Iraq, and he didn’t care what the rest of the country thought.

So if New Yorkers play their cards right tomorrow, we get to humiliate Trump and Musk, defeat Cuomo for good, and get a million rich assholes to leave town?

Once the consultants finish poll testing a response to this, Hakeem Jeffries gonna be so mad maybe

Frogs together strong, New York City edition. #NoKings

The more he whines about this, the happier I am that Obama got it just for not being George Bush.

Has anyone else's mom become obsessed with sharing Portland frog memes on Facebook?

The headlines refusing to acknowledge it’s his second annual in 6 months are how we got here

There's been a lot of confusion about which states could redraw their House maps before the midterms, so we've put together a definitive guide to every state that could actually do so—16 in all. We explain the likelihood of new maps, probable targeted districts, and any obstacles to passage.

Attention, New Yorkers! Do not—repeat, do not—ride any of the following unconstitutional train lines: D-E-1. This is a message from the MTA.

Donald the dove

Surely the generals love a Fox News weekend host telling them they’re a bunch of woke fatties who need to do more war crimes

Dolan protected pedophile priests by quietly paying them off to leave the church so no one would find out they were raping children. www.nytimes.com/2012/05/31/u...

Everyone has to lose their First Amendment rights because Kirk is dead.

Democrats are afraid to vote against this bullshit: "Charlie Kirk personified the values of the First Amendment, exercising his God-given right to speak freely, challenge prevailing narratives, and did so with honor, courage, and respect for his fellow Americans," it says.

Trump said in July that he wanted Kimmel fired next. July. Kirk was still alive in July. This has nothing to do with Kirk. Nothing.

If Dubya says something reasonable, I absolutely quit

Hoo boy, I bet Hakeem Jeffries is gonna have some FIRE to spit tomorrow about kitchen table issues.

White House press secretary Ari Flesicher, 9/26/01: "They're reminders to all Americans that they need to watch what they say, watch what they do." georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/release...

And Sinclair says he has to apologize to the Kirk family and make a donation to Kirk's far-right organization. That's not how the First Amendment works.

For a party that claims to hate pronouns …

Another world is possible

Well I’m sure the New York Times will stand up to Trump

This is ridiculous performance art, but who do they think they’re performing for?

So you can refuse to fill someone’s birth control at a pharmacy, but Bondi will throw your ass in prison for refusing to make Kirk posters.

This is not right. The Downballot makes tons of data available for free. But when big-name pundits rip off our work without proper attribution or a link—to build up their followings and make money off us? That's bullshit. This case is especially egregious, but this happens *all* the time.

Kilmeade: We should mass execute homeless people. Kilmeade days later: Sorry I said we should mass execute homeless people. They’re not ALL bad. Media, swooning: What a mensch for apologizing! Someone give him a medal.

Is this civil?

I don’t know what kind of leftist ideology they teach in engineering classes in Utah, but I was a women’s studies major at UC Santa Cruz and read Marx and took classes from Angela Davis and Bettina Aptheker, and I’ve never killed anyone.

JD Vance is supposed to be smart, eh? "Tens of thousands of people descended on Britain’s capital on Saturday in what is expected to be the country’s largest far-right rally in decades, organized by anti-immigration activist Tommy Robinson. www.nbcnews.com/world/europe...

Far too many journalists are getting it very, very wrong.

Live your life so that you are not honored by Nazis when you die

Thank goodness the Tren de Aragua tattoo experts minored in trans arrows

Oh, you can do that?!

"Kirk’s killing was wrong. It was an outgrowth of the pro-gun culture that he himself helped foster. But he wasn’t a good person, and the news media and others should not erase what the man stood for throughout his time in the public eye." As per usual, @owillis.bsky.social nails it.

We got him! We don't got him. We don't even know who he is. Kash Patel doing a bang up job at the FBI.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

One can be rightly appalled by his murder without airbrushing what he stood for and said on a constant basis. What the hell is wrong with people like you?

This is why I hired him. Sincerely, Oliver’s boss

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.