Sad they didn't go with my suggested design, tbh!

We are at the Saddam statue toppling phase of the foreign intervention. Today the old men sending our young people to die overseas will be on TV doing more of this.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

he can feel woke 2 coming like a rainstorm in a bad knee

Please oh please display this in warehouse out of a partial cut out box like an obscene pack of pool noodles

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. *misses chance to blow* FUCK

It’s official! I’m honored to have the endorsement of the California Democratic Party. 💪

Anybody need anything from the bodega

this is what happened with JD Vance and his mom

I voted for trump 7 times (legally, and it’s Illegal for u to ask me how) but I think he’s finally lost me by taking away my TSA PreCheck. I will now have no choice but to consider voting for Elon Musks FREEDOM PARTY in this next election, or maybe Trump imprisons Sabrina Carpenter and wins me back

Hear me out: Thick Mints

Working on a theory GenX white guys can only age into one of four distinct looks. And for whatever reason, each is represented by our biggest rap-rock icons young Santa (Fred Durst) ren faire comedian (Jonathan Davis) racist chihuahua (Kid Rock) CEO of weed (Zack DeLaRocha)

If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

What people imagine when I say I'm a United States federal employee

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it? GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham. NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

people on reddit keep posting them getting into arguments with chatgpt 5.2 about chatgpt 4o and it just keeps telling them they're unstable and to get a therapist

this & other comments i've seen about how bluesky needs to "improve its algorithm" suggest a lot of people have grown to like a totally passive social media experience where a computer pushes an endless stream of content tailored to what it thinks they would like while they clap like seals

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

FWIW, I just emailed NYT's standards editor to ask about the paper's policy on this. Will update if I get a response.

leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight

“There’s no place like YEEERRRRRR!!!”

Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell

it is a gift

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

Man, every lawyer I know is a huge U2 fan. All they talk about is doing pro Bono work. Like, there’s a crisis going on, literally listen to another band.

This is blackout poetry to me

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

Yeah, okay, grandpa. Let’s go ahead and get you your applesauce and park you in front of the TV…

I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

It’s giving

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

We'll pick it up from here. Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!

Peggy Noonan:

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2

You’ve got to FIGHT For your RIGHT To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS

There was a time when the “Epstein is an Israeli asset” theory seemed like wild idea, but the most vocal Israel boosters keep showing up in these emails. Sinofsky was out here with pom poms when Israel deployed their beepers.

Former Windows boss Steven Sinofsky is all over the Epstein files, constantly emailing about his messy exit from Microsoft, including forwarding internal emails from Ballmer and others, and eventually having paying Epstein for help negotiating his severance package. www.theverge.com/report/87207...