I'll call it the Kennedy Center bc it'll get changed back eventually. Nobody calls it "Ciudad Trujillo" - it's Santo Domingo.

It happened.

I'm the new first baseman, T.

"Somewhat" this is bullshit give them the credit they deserve Barrett is woke as fuck

I can't believe he actually said this.

These jurors are in the pocket of Big Pita.

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.

When did they call him up from the minors?

Getting doubled off on 2nd in the bottom of the ninth in an elimination game of the World Series should get you thrown into the nearest river.

this isn't retail politics, this is high art

American Right: WE HATE TRANS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, BLACKS, PROGRESSIVES, POORS, MEXICANS, DEMOCRATS, WHALES, THE ENVIRONMENT, LAWYERS, UNIVERSITIES, AND EVERYTHING ON TV American Right-Wing Jews: Whooo! Yeah! You tell them! American Right: BUT ESPECIALLY JEWS! American Right-Wing Jews:

I have a very bad feeling about this...

The path to an American police state starts with convincing the least sophisticated among us to fear their neighbors. These people will never feel safe—they’re trapped in a prison of their own minds. I used to feel bad for them, but I don’t anymore.

> Sources tell WIRED that Google’s offices in New York are home to a number of large stuffed animals that are rumored to be implicated in the outbreak. I’ve worked in this industry since 2015. This is the nuttiest tech office perk gone wrong I’ve ever encountered.

Being a Seattle Mariners fan must be fucking exhausting

The Mariners offense is a black hole of clutch.

George Santos is released from prison …. and then the Louvre is robbed of priceless jewels. 🧐🧐🧐🧐

Oct 19 2025: Colombian President denounces American military strikes on fishing boat. Some dickhead on Bluesky: “um akshually nothing new here, ever heard of the Monroe Doctrine? Read a book” Sorry you were bullied in school but no one is handing out brownie points for being an fucking dork here.

I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

“On any given week, the administrator of CMS could speak for a few minutes before a shirtless Russell Brand calls in from what appears to be a bathtub, or a former member of The Pussycat Dolls argues that the COVID-19 vaccine destroyed her ability to dance.” www.notus.org/health-scien...

Getting caught stealing 2nd base to end the 14th inning should get you launched into the Pacific. #DETvsSEA

Being a Seattle Mariners fan must be fucking exhausting

A huge part of the responsibility? This pendejo must have been dropped on their head as a child.

They're in masks because they're afraid of you.

We all saw what Javy said in response to that line out 😂 #DETvsSEA

Honestly loving this new Taylor album

Cubs fans, remember to breathe.

WTF is with ESPN's baseball production, all that crackling at the peak of an exciting moment. Such garbage.

Hey @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social, what does it look like to meet this guy half way? Is it running Democrats in Arkansas that support besieging New York City?

watching this man walk into Lids like a dark souls boss

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

This is what people want from Jeffries and Schumer, not pablum about a distraction from healthcare

Duck you, Trump.

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I hope the rapture takes the slow walkers

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

I’m actually surprised it’s that high. I wore the shit out of my VHS copy.

Whatever else is true about Bill Kristol, it appears to me he was more sincere about his belief in democracy and pluralism as American ideals than almost anyone else who was in politics twenty-thirty-forty years ago.