Here's a nice shot of Kristi Noem's face without any makeup.

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

Historians argue that Trump indicting his enemies one-by-one rather than having them murdered in a single night proves he’s not a fascist.

I believe Donald Trump is the ONLY president who can rescue the brave POWs still held captive in Vietnam

That time of year. 🎃

The unified field theory of Trump is that he stopped absorbing new information in the mid-80s. The tarrifs are a reflection of paranoia about Japanese imports. The mental asylum thing is a story that circulated about the Mariel boatlift.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

True Story. 👇

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

This is it. Freeze it in amber. Hang it in a museum. The ultimate expression of the NYT and the elite class behind it. The utter moral failure of ceding power to Trump? Acceptable ... if it is done in a clever, savvy way!

It’s very funny that the left wing is subject to constant internal and external hand-wringing about the Crisis of Masculinity and the right wing is full of guys panicking about how sex with your wife is gay and traveling makes you a woman

oh is that what the cops in Uvalde had during that school shooting

🤣😂

Asked to comment, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said “the New York subway is very very scary to me.”

You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.

Trump: You got that birthday letter for Jeff ready? Assistant: Sure do, boss. Really fuckin' creepy and ominous just like you asked for. Trump: what

“Dems in disarray as Trump’s pedophilia past stokes fears of backlash for Mamdani”

If you're so afraid of losing an election because leftists might not vote for your candidate, then maybe you should try running a candidate leftists would vote for.🤷🏽‍♀️

They are all pedo's

Holy fucking shit dude lmao

Thousands march through Dublin in record-breaking Trans and Intersex Pride 2025 Over 10,000 people took to the streets for Trans and Intersex Pride 2025, demanding healthcare, housing, and rights for all! … But you won’t see this mentioned in the mainstream media! 😣 gcn.ie/thousands-du...

This is genuinely the news every day

Perfect.

Lol just heard the NPR story about the DOGE guy who lost his job when he said he was surprised at how hard it was to find inefficiencies in the federal govt because he came from Silicon Valley where companies always have lots of people sitting around doing nothing

When technology rendered the ox-drawn plow obsolete it was arguably a net gain for society as a whole and for the people who'd previously used that technology. It's hard to see how rendering obsolete the human ability to think critically and write cogently will benefit anyone but the tech elite.

I made this months ago and it didn't get much attention but I'm still very proud of the joke

The agent who handcuffed a congressional aide is William Krejci of Keasbey, New Jersey, DHS Area Commander. His social media is locked down pretty tight but a Yelp account tied to the same email address he used for LinkedIn shows a face and forearm tattoo that matches the video.

Jake Tapper looking like an absolute idiot tonight, completely missed that Joe Biden was actually dead and replaced by clones and body doubles in 2020. His book proven entirely wrong.

SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda." My report:

"If you're liberal, they want you to take public transportation. But us rich republicans, we only take golden chariots driven by orphan children from foreign lands. That's the only way to travel, amirite?"

28 year old white dudes are like 5 seconds away from wanting reparations for covid

hey lovelies, I finally got around to publicly sharing my compilation of big tech energy and emissions data. I'll be using it in articles, posts etc but it's yours too, free to use (w/ attribution is nice) ketanjoshi.co/2025/05/23/d...

brother if you really think bsky is dying, ain’t no reason for ya ass to still be on here talkin about it, just slide on up outta here 🤫

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

Wait, is this -- is this real? They actually published a list of books that may or may not exist? (The Last Algorithm by Andy Weir is, for example, not an actual book!) Please, jfc, tell me this isn't real. I'm not finding it online anywhere, which makes me hope it's fake? Gotta be fake, please?