Last day of the Cameo Christmas sale. Perfect gift folks

This is Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a fruit shop in Sydney's South. He was injured disarming one of the Bondi Beach shooters & will have surgery this evening. #hero

The man who heroically tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi Beach gunmen has been named: The hero’s name is Ahmed al Ahmed, a 43-year-old father of two, who owns a fruit shop.

Philip Rivers famously does not swear, but he is definitely thinking, "Y'all can suck mah dick."

The gambling taking place in the restrooms is not officially sanctioned by the gaming commission

My prediction is Sherrone Moore will be the next coach of The New York Jets.

In this hectic holiday season, it's important to put down your phones, take a few deep, relaxing breaths, and smash the Max Bet button on your favorite slot machine.

Unfortunately we had to cancel our under 7s ‘Little Flyers’ drawing competition. There were lots of entries, but you’d think they’d never seen a plane in their lives. What an absolute load of shite. I worry about the next generation of engineers.

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…

We’d like to apologize for the knockout gas we pumped through the ventilation system, but the escaped turkeys who live in there are really freaking guests out with their midnight gobbles.

My favorite Liam Neeson movie is Taken Ivermectin.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

They're weak, too comfortable and need to be replaced. www.salon.com/2025/12/09/t...

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Speaker of the House is a tough job. But Mike Johnson is incredibly bad at it, and things are only getting worse for him. His own members clearly have no faith in him, rebellion is brewing, and they're headed for defeat in 2026. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/mike-johns...

New Jersey lost a giant of the legal world. Thank you for your service fake/illegal US Attorney Alina Habba youtu.be/mhKHvftEDmQ?...

And right now the Trump admin is killing fiber broadband investment and handing Elon Musk billions to provide the mediocre overpriced Starlink service people can already get, and which they'll still have to pay for. Taxpayers will pay Musk for "capacity."

NOW it feels a little more like Christmas.

Flying 1st Class? Then why not take advantage of our complimentary valet parking? Simply drink as much free alcohol as you want, then have a go at parking an economy passenger's car.

We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!

Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.) Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.

Sorry we had the RAF fly past and strafe the Departure Lounge with heavy fire, but we had reports of a guy with a man bun and panpipes telling someone about his personal journey of self awareness and how his tattoos symbolised each stage of his internal growth.

If you ever feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, try this simple trick: gamble.

Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now. paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...

Donald Trump realizes he hates his family more than Somalians youtu.be/cUIPRBQR0N0

Olivia Nuzzi: yes, she helped endanger every child in America, but at least she isn't sorry about it

Who will Olivia Nuzzi get with next? Gerry Connolly? Jerry Jones? How about Bruce Willis, or maybe Lee Corso? Chuck Grassley might also be a good fit.

Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky was awarded last year's FIFA Prize, but not sure if it's the same as the soccer one, because the plaque says Fightin' Insubordinate Forest Animals Prize, so the commissioner may need to rule on this. Burp.

Mate, they're rotors, not parking sensors.

Found on Facebook -

Conway: This is a criminal government. Unless you are willing to say that, you’re basically fighting on their terms. They get to lie, and they win that battle because people say, “We shouldn’t use that kind of language.” But you get to use that language when it’s fucking true.

This is the creepiest thing I’ve EVER seen, they most definitely used these mask while raping those children, to protect their identities. What a living nightmare! abcnews.go.com/US/democrats...

Starting this spring, we'll be offering pickleball. Not to bet on, just to play. Not everything at a casino has to be about gambling.

This is the most consequential story for the 2026 midterms. Yet, I cannot find it anywhere on legacy media. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

BREAKING: This was literally five minutes ago, before 1 PM Eastern time at an important full cabinet press conference. Donald Trump should not be president.

You’ll sleep when you’re broke

In honor of Cyber Monday our sous chef Darren is selling his DVD player.

That’s the Air Ambulance just back in. They save so many liv…oh ffs.

Karoline Leavitt responded strongly to questions about the strike with her ranking of Star Wars movies.

Good news everybody! The swamp isn’t expected to completely swallow the playground for another six weeks, so it’s still safe to send your kids out there!

Can Lane Kiffin at least give us his ranking of Star Wars movies?

So who thinks Pete Hegseth kept his promise to stop drinking when he became secretary of defense?

BLACK FRIDAY SALE Get 2 Genuine Imitation Falcon Lectern Logos for the price of 1!!! Bgawk, and GRAAAWR, and Barn Violence, and Huckabee Burp Sounds!

Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.