I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

ICE agent: “I fired 5 shots. She had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys.” 😳

For Dallas area folks. Hutchins is where DHS plans to open a concentration camp for 9,500 people.

A follow up on this Jesse Watters clip from 3 weeks ago. The victim of ICE testified today before Congress that she was on her way to a 39th scheduled treatment at a traumatic brain injury center.

Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself. It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did. ICE MUST GO‼️

It’s so ironic that the same republicans hollering about how people need to show ID and prove citizenship just to vote(a basic right) are simultaneously saying that ICE agents should be completely anonymous and wear masks while they kidnap people and break into homes without judicial warrants🙃

Speaker Johnson is lying. He knows that counting mail votes is not “magic” or “fraudulent,” it is following the law. Echoing these lies shows how beholden Johnson is to the Liar In Chief, but the Speaker of the House should be above such awful behavior. This is disgraceful.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

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When The Trump Kennedy Center reopens in 2 years, you can rest assured that the arts will be back stronger than ever, with The Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky Log & Ax Juggling Jamboree headlining the grand reopening! Burp.

Center for Broadcast Journalists member: "It is one of the scariest moments of my life to know that a fellow journalist, a Emmy award winning journalist, is right now sitting in federal custody for doing her duty. She was the only journalist who was in the courtroom during the Derek Chauvin trial."

Really bad time for my Jewish advocacy group The Epstein Philes

BREAKING: CBP agents who murdered Alex Pretti have been IDENTIFIED: Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Raymundo Gutierrez, 35. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

GOP Rep. Thomas Massie: “How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.” #EpsteinFiles

Henry's Woods, Lake Placid, NY. Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky went there today to chew on bark and branches.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez www.propublica.org/article/alex...

Keith Ellison: "The president is openly promoting authoritarianism and tyranny. That is what's happening in America. Most of us thought we would never see it, but here it is right in front of our eyes."

WATCH — @bekahdayyy.bsky.social: “I don’t understand how it’s not a bigger deal the movie about the First Lady was directed by this man — we’re seeing photo after photo of Brett Ratner on Epstein’s island… this admin is clearly stacked with co-conspirators/friends of Epstein.“

“I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.” #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

In *Texas*

Racism + xenophobia = harming our communities and our elders. That is the Trump Doctrine. Maybe send a (half) Haitian who has been (trying to) elevate these issue and connections in the NJ-11 primary. JLforNJ.com www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/u...

21 years as a lawyer and 22 years as a stand-up comedian are great skills for a 2026 candidate. Platitudes, progressive word salads and hiding behind endorsements are relics of a failed politics for Dems. Vote for J-L in NJ-11

My piece on our break with our closest neighbor and ally:

★★★★★ review: “Lots of casinos are real depressing but this one has free drinks." — Gavin M, USA

Doesn’t surprise me..

Tonight! On our casino floor! Gambling!

Today is "running out of workers" day at the Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0... Tomorrow will be AI is taking all the jobs day. I guess the fact that these concerns are completely contradictory is too simple for the great minds at the WaPo.

The director of Melania movie

Great article about the worthless slugs in political journalism, who can't see what's right in front of them. newrepublic.com/article/2059...

In an embarrassing twist for Trump, the city of Minnesota has been nominated for a Nobel. #trump #minnesota #ICE #nobel

IN THE SNOW. We must never forget the USA has an inspirational, proud, brave history of civil rights activism; all power to the people of Minnesota and Chicago. Incredible dedication.

Looks like the 12:35 from the Outer Hebrides is in.

"two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless Hell" www.rawstory.com/melania-2675...

Liam Conejo Ramos, the five year old ICE detained last week in Minnesota, is being held in Texas in a center owned by CoreCivic, a private prison company that donated heavily to Trump’s campaign. Liam is now reportedly sick because of conditions in the facility. 🧵

The Fulton County search warrant & its implications for the 2026 & future elections is critically important news & not getting the coverage it merits. Read my most recent piece to get the download & understand why this is such a significant development. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Checked the theater nearest to me showing "Melania" and over 5 showings on its opening day tomorrow a total of 2 tickets have been sold

A deal was reached to advance a major package of spending bills that would avert government shutdowns of agencies beginning on Saturday, according to a Senate Democratic leadership aide reut.rs/3M296gP

Emirates are going apeshit about our new First Class shuttle. No idea why.

Liam is in ICE custody and his health is deteriorating. Joaquin Castro says Liam is depressed, lethargic, sleeping excessively and barely eating, repeatedly asking about his mom, and when he can go home. He’s withdrawn and not the bright preschooler he was just days ago. LIAM NEEDS A DOCTOR 1/2

We've had a few teething problems with our new young Valet Parker, but it seems to be sorted now.

This is still unacceptable. There is no reform possible for a culture of lawlessness. You have to rip it up at the root and create a whole new culture.

Do you have what it takes to make a real difference in the world? If not, we're hiring.

Say their names SAY ALL OF THEIR NAMES ​The names on this list are not just statistics; they were parents, nurses, neighbors, and human beings whose lives were cut short by an agency operating with escalating force and diminishing accountability. From the fatal shootings of Renee Good and Alex

Good thing that security guard was there. Omar was about to whoop that dude’s ass. 🤣

Critical point in here: Trump's ICE brutality is alienating young men, and Trump advisers were shocked to learn how bad it's gotten. Maybe they miscalculated in reflexively assuming Greg Bovino (LOL) would be seen as an icon of male bravery and heroism

Crackerjack Trump team continues to impress with its opsec www.politico.com/news/2026/01...