I still vividly remember hearing Obstacle 1 on the radio (WFNX!) for the first time while driving home from some girl's house late one night and spending the next several days obsessively trying to find it & torrenting the whole album at 5kbps. kids today have no idea

you jest but when was the last Inquisition? they're asleep at the wheel over at the Vatican

Arbuckle '28

kudos to @theeferringer.bsky.social

springtime means lamb & peas.

I love feeling like a giant while drinking.

this looks like a cutaway clip from one of the direct-to-DVD starship troopers sequels.

Molotov cocktails are just the technological reality now. You can adapt your workflows to them or get left behind. At my company every employee has to use at least one per day. It’s a vibrant and competitive field full of potential.

had a jarring dissonant experience last week went to taco bell for the first time in a while and it was like $16. I still love that garbage but it's a $7 meal at most, what is happening?

I think this is true of "Satoshi Nakamoto" also.

calling foul this isn't a town.

mostly we all just show up to hang out and chill, but unfortunately the collapse of society in the US means someone has to pick up the slack and sometimes it's someone with a cartoon dog as their avatar

my "not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the press conference

One hopes images like this, when paired with the knowledge that everything we burn ends up in that tiny slice of gasses, would help contextualize why we need to move away from energy sources we set on fire. One hopes. Climate communicators should make some hay of this.

$1000 says the trump family is somehow getting a cut of it.

few things are more anxiety-inducing than the 3 second silence after your toddler yells "hey daddy watch this!"

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

totally understand now how this guy could bankrupt a casino.

the only cell market Elon could take over is the incel market.

the 100 emoji but it says 10%

let's go to the mountain maxgarciaconover.bandcamp.com/track/world-...

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

2028 map if dems retake congress this year and don't send the entire administration to war crimes court.

Donald Trump’s only goal in life is to get you to pay attention to Donald Trump. Everything else is downstream of that.

SpaceX, in an attempt to pull eyes from Artemis (good luck) just had a Raptor engine explode on the north test stand at McGregor! Whoa! Go big or go home, I guess! nsf.live/mcgregor

my wife perfectly explained each phase of parenthood as "like being waterboarded with chocolate syrup but then when it ends you never ever get have chocolate again"

"postage was congestion pricing for communication" perfect analogy zero notes.

Being a billionaire should be straight up illegal. If you horde that much wealth, society should take it all from you for misappropriation.

excluding all the truly desolate places that were made that way by external forces (since it would be cruel to blame them), it's probably Little Rock Arkansas.

The worst city I've ever been to is Lake Ontario.

not holding my breath but easter sunday would be the funniest possible day for It to Happen.

it's 70 degrees

Just wanted to say it’s a beautiful evening.

sure some "doctors" and "my wife" may disagree but there's no denying the cure to a bad brain day is a very long hot tub followed by three IPA tall boys.

"...Paul was his maternal grandparents’ fiftieth grandchild. Consider yourself advised, right off the bat, that this is a story about Catholics." hell of an opener from the latest Atavist.

Movies used to have Karen Allen in em.

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

my 3yo invented a game that involved a password-protected gate and the password he came up with, with zero context, was "rock hard in a bottle that died"

posting about posting is probably the saddest thing you can do online.

got to share this @bencollins.bsky.social banger with some colleagues today and am now sharing it here because he really did nail it

what next? what, are we gonna provide *roads* for the wealthy too? gonna have health inspectors keep contaminants out of their groceries? are we just gonna have gutters and sewer systems around rich people's homes?

tell your friends you love them. you won't always be able to.

half of trump's cabinet: quietly moving into officer housing on military bases to insulate themselves from the near-inevitable popular backlash headed their way. pete hegseth, drunk as hell:

I can not emphasize to you just how much China there is, you coan't really understand it unless you've both spent time there and really gotten out there when you're in the country.

*frantically running to the nearest internet outpost to breathlessly deliver the punchline I thought of weeks ago* DON'T LET THE DOW HIT YA ON THE WAY OUT

for better or worse my current best use case of "AI" is taking stuff that boomer consultants email to me and formatting it to be readable and/or usable.

this guy is so insufferable that his own brain appears to be trying to escape.

tired: Woke 2 inspired: Judith Butlerian Jihad

they launched Artemis II during a full moon so the astronauts would know which way to go.