this is literally an arrested development joke

One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...

Kid rock guys are doing stolen valor but from line cooks

some real bobson dugnutt-ass country singer names.

we already had a system that worked it was "look through the little hole in the door"

astonished to discover kid rock is not in the epstein files.

Macbeth: SHIT

he hit who?

Brady coulda pulled off a win.

they should re-cut the opening of Idiocracy so it's a bunch of wealthy 40 year olds on ketamine asking chatgpt what to say to each other.

you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.

The best time to throw away five dollars is never. The second best time to throw away five dollars is right now so you can make the number bigger. gofund.me/711f1548

one thing I really enjoy about my profession is a few times a year I have to go learn a bunch about some shit I never would have otherwise cared about, in order to make sure a contractor won't try to fuck over my client by lying about it.

The thing about all the thing about all of this work is I think the realization I am good at managing and I really don’t want that

I think this is partially true - but I also think the country has been taking slow yet consistent steps toward greater democracy over its history. The jolt people feel at the Trump years is that it's the first time in many of our lives that they country has taken a big step back.

Mr. Beast is out of control

okay look, i support whatever she could plausibly say she's going to do here, but it would be really, really funny if It Happened tomorrow

for a bit I was leaning into the conspiracy that the 2024 election was rigged but now seeing how hamfistedly they're trying to rig the next one I don't think they could've pulled it off so quietly.

I think "for every one billionaire, thousands were denied the opportunity to be millionaires" is a decent slogan.

fun thing about having a mutt is he's all three, sometimes simultaneously.

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never trust an oregonian

Bezos has the resources to make WaPo into the BEST sports outlet and BEST science outlet and BEST place to get trusted news without feeling any sort of negative financial impact but is happy to turn it into Quillette because he’s lost whatever creative spark he had and turned into a vapid dullard

I think about the dozens or maybe hundreds of 2nd/3rd tier nazis, the anonymous lackeys going about their evil a few layers below the surface. and how, among those, there were a handful so depraved and fanatical their names live on alongside himmler + goebbels + so on. Homan is that kind of guy.

my son is singing a song of his own invention called "every day you need a hubcap" and, while I'm pretty sure that's not true, it's a pretty catchy jingle.

Hard to feel sorry for a company that has worked this hard to lose so many customers.

nailed it.

*Jethro Tull voice* your wise men don't know how it feels to be a bit of a shit *flute solo*

never understood why the devil is canonically a fiddler when the most devilish sound is quite obviously the clarinet.

this is the best thread in the history of at least this website...

the foundation has always been rotten

tonight we slay the abomination

“surely people are exaggerating and the president didn’t shit himself in front the press in the oval office” folks the president shit himself in front of the press in the oval office

oh wow I have the lathe of heaven it turns out, what else should I skeet that we all want to end up happening in real life (but that also won’t get me arrested)

the kindest thing I can think to say is that the agents who did this should live out the remainder of their days in one of the camps they built for immigrants.

Fleet Foxes has zero bad songs. Can't think of another band with that big a catalogue and no misses.

astonishing that "he had Ivana killed" did not gain traction as a conspiracy theory. all the ingredients are there!

not happy about it but I really believe those of us latch key millennials who cut our teeth on weird internet forums in the early aughts are the only ones properly equipped to handle the current moment.

Don't use touch or face id y'all. Password or bust

never forget

someday I think I'll need to write 25,000 words on what it was like to see the media lab in its heyday, and the radicalizing & somewhat horrific effect of learning in retrospect the sources of all that brilliance.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

great now I'm going to have to try to explain to my wife who 'moot' is without sounding like a pervert.

Tell me five classes you took in college: 4.101 3.091 8.01 18.03 21M.366 and 19.01 😉

THAT'S LEAP DAY WILLIAM

not reading the doordash article but it's hard to overstate how much the entire enterprise offends and angers me.

KEVIN!!!

I have to agree--there is value in a term that is as viscerally unpleasant an immoral as the thing it describes.

The bicycle, the foot path, the neighborhood school, the dense mixed community of work and play and services, paying off a peace dividend every damn day. Before you even get to the health benefit, the joy benefit, the climate benefit. Talk about technological marvels.