You're missing one Liz, are you guys still not allowed to say it?

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

Loneliness sucks but it's still better than hepatitis

The News: Cuba invents new cure for lung cancer under a blockade, that's bad Evil Rich American Computer Man invents new thing to kill everyone, that's good

It is crazy that Israel is openly a revanchist fascist state in the act of occupying the territory (if you include IDF forward operating camps) multiple states and somehow this gets backwards translated into the west as “these Iranian terrorists will not settle for peace”

All I want to do is eat, read, do drugs and go fishing. This country really isn't for me.

I love how we all pretend this platform doesn't completely suck ass, the only thing it has going for it is it isn't Twitter

Officiating needs to build narrative drama, and the refs delivered tonight

🎶i am a sleepy boy/I nap I nap I nap I nap🎶

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

I think people here actually like this stupid shit

I've known so many guys who were just waiting for an opening to explain in elaborate detail exactly what they would do to a woman the first time they could justify it.

in any remotely serious society, "leaving guns lying around your house" would be the kind of thing that prevents you from being able to adopt a dog let alone run for office. unfortunately life in hamburgerreich is rarely serious

i would like to date. a sexy goblin

Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Sorry, but there's something wrong with that "Samoyed Core" person who was on Twitter for a while and now on here

Did you know Microsoft changed the name of their search engine to Bing Bong today in the Knicks’ honor? Haha, no they didn’t, but how would anybody know.

The regulatory state is more important to the smooth operation of society to which we’ve become accustomed than anyone in this administration realizes, and in a lot of ways, we’ve already run off the cliff and are just starting to look down

Russia is banned from participating from FIFA. What's interesting about that, is that Israel is considerably, exponentially more murderous and deceitful.

Bari Weiss demoted to Executive Producer of "Survivor," next season will have Steven Pinker and Disturbed front man David Draiman building a makeshift radio out of coconuts together

Cant believe Mamdani skipped the parade honoring the country full of genocidal child murderers who are very open minded regarding the practice of training dogs to rape their prisoners. Damn, guess the guy must be some kind of Anti Semite

this is maybe one of the funnier termination letters ever written. is there even a legal department there anymore?

Despite CNN reports that it has closed and staff have returned home, the Hogan Road methadone clinic in Bangor is still open STAY IN LINE

How's the election going you guys

New York Times loves to do these little flyover country safaris where they send a reporter to hide behind a Buccees until they find 10 of the stupidest assholes they can find then ask them if they're fine with the new concentration camp in town and every single one is of course going to be a "yes"

In data science we call this problem "overfitting." The author, David frum's son, has memorized a bunch of facts about Normal Men without understanding the deeper relationships between those facts. Thus he has weak predictive power when trying to say other normal things.

Orson Welles is just like me if you replace "coffee" with "Flamin Hot Cheetos" and you replace "tea" with "Baked Flamin Hot Cheetos."

scary movie looks funny

The agent who booked the artists for the Trump state fair event is named Jeff Epstein. I can't.

After WWII the US became the world's leading superpower but instead of investing in a stable,safe,democratic civilization of our own, we devoted everything to destroying someone else's in the name of capitalism, so by 2026, we're all just waiting around for the billionaire pedophile class to kill us

saying this a lot lately but the only thing this place has going for it is that it's not twitter. we ended up on the social media version of the democrats

Happy 60th Birthday to Stephen Malkmus (Photo by Robbie Augspurger)

We're told that Trump's fund is terrible because money will go to people "who assaulted police officers." This is the frame of every single Democratic politician. It's the only legible critique they levy.

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

I love watching this asshole roll down stairs

One thing the Trump Era has done to me is make me constantly fear that irredeemable, terminally hopeless, hog-humans like this could be around me outside at any given time

The success of Arsenal FC is proof positive of an unjust and cruel God

Law Enforcement Baronial Class created by local govt bc they all fear the same things.

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

We’re comedians, we bust balls in the green room, nobody is safe except for people with 1 billion dollars and guys in wacky Halloween wigs that pretend to be thinking all of the time

I may just be a seismologist/geophysicist, but I’ve met this exact type of STEM person. We should all be thankful that the ones I’ve encountered are paleontologists and not surgeons with access to living bodies and tissues.

Just The Most Left™ candidate out here making nice with a psychotic fascist who wants to put the homeless in concentration camps before deleting the tweet

They're just fucking with us now