It's often like this but it felt distressingly on the nose that all the ads on SNY during the Mets game were either of "bet you like gambling you big dummy" or "are you extremely ill and looking to get in on a class action suit?" No. Some of us just like to do this. It was really nice out today too.

ICE has promised a "shitshow" tonight because their feelings are hurt that they were asked by the Broadview mayor to stop bombing the neighborhood with chemical irritants. The federal agents are rioting. @govpritzker.illinois.gov needs to respond.

im sorry but i will continue to believe that a broad bipartisan consensus that october 7 justified severe reactions to lawful speech has absolutely, 100% made this kind of speech crackdown not just easier but inevitable

i have some great news for Americans who were previously uncomfortable that you could criticize your own government but not that of israel. it's now equally dangerous to criticize them both

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Well the goal of Republican messaging for decades to atomize rural,small towns into isolated paranoia cults addicted to reactionary media, AM talk radio and run like little police fiefdoms really worked out.

claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation what's true: the claim what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum

Say what you want about that 2014 music video where Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez rub their butts together, but it clearly failed to stop the march of impending fascism and global proletarian collapse

stop whatever you're doing and check the alt text in the first pic

my god

Fuck Israel now and forever.

the beating heart of MAGA: an alcoholic sex creep reality TV guy who now runs the military whining and sniveling that people don't respect mass murderers enough

If we ever win again and the new government is progressive it would be cool to have some sort of new deal situation where they hire tons of people to undo all the damage that’s been done, like fixing the govt websites and stuff. Huge public works stuff

1. 1848 Revolutions 2. Also Star Trek Deep Space 9 3. Lord of the Rings... 4. Any 20th century music lore

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

US intelligence and law enforcement agencies have removed the "T" from "LGBT," as revealed in intelligence documents we obtained and shared w/ @kenklippenstein.bsky.social. #FOIA www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

www.businessinsider.com/kamala-harri... Even after losing, she tirelessly seeks other ways she could have lost

what kind of dead-end racist dildo do you have to be to go to a place where these people are being kidnapped and trafficked off to foreign torture shores and be like "not good enough, not fast enough"

Probably one of the single funniest images US culture has produced in years

Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer

An Update: I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly. (I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).

God you're fucking worthless

Looks like we're understaffed at only 3 horsemen today

I'm happy weve got a Democrat who speaks like this but I still wish we did it for half a million dead Gazans or the millions denied health care coverage, or the millions deported, or our political prisoners or the millions dead from our wars and after that, mention Jimmy Kimmel as a little footnote

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet

LMAO

A lot going on right now but does anyone have an update on the Tennessee Congressman that told his staff about eldritch, ancient entities rising from 5 deep water zones?

A report in HuffPo says ICE is evacuating a DHS facility it was using outside of Chicago for its operations. Protests and direct action once again drive Trump out of #Chicago. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-ev...

Or as @ezraklein.bsky.social would call it, "doing politics the right way."

i've been thinking a lot about the historical record on this and how hard it will be to communicate that this guy was a fucking nobody

Trump must've really shit the bed in the meeting with them,these people were once dying to erase Gaza off the face of the earth. I don't credit them with suddenly embracing humanity, I don't believe it, they're both rich and English. I'm just going to assume Trump really ate it over there.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Israel’s targeted strikes on two newspaper offices in Yemen’s capital is the second deadliest single attack on the press ever recorded by CPJ, following the 2009 Maguindanao massacre in the Philippines. Read more: cpj.org?p=522184

Hmm. Seems like we might want to impose some kind of consequences on these guys instead of giving them infinite money to keep roughing people up at every opportunity

A big source of hope in the face of authoritarianism is that the movement's most devout followers have content brain. All these people's political effort gets spent shrieking at Starbucks baristas who didn't give their cup of deeply specific tea a little kiss for the fallen YouTuber

Dems advertising that they are capitulating to threats of violence is not an especially smart plan even on narrow selfpreservation concerns

Democrats reminding you that there isn’t a functional distinction between bowing to fascists and being fascists.

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“The hypocrisy is a fun little part of it for them. Look at what we can do lol. You will never win a debate against them with logic. You will never appeal to their empathy. It is about power. You will take what they give you until you don't. Until we don't.”

idk why we have to keep doing "This is such an asian thing" America had McCarthyism and its in a culture Americans are much more familiar with than the Russian Federation lol

Starting to get worried that a lot of younger people are going to hit an age where they suddenly question if a considerable amount of their lifelong interests and personality came about almost solely due to carefully constructed content algorithms, molding them into it

Conan did a much better job defending his colleagues than Fallon did.

Social media is like if cigarettes were addictive on day one, but they decided fifteen years later to start making them cause cancer.