nazis but also a buncha constant hopeless fuckups

spent the last 20 minutes or so cleaning and could not stop repeating this the whole time

Shark shark Shark shark Shark shark shark shark Shark shark shark shark… (Lyrics to the theme from JAWS)

You cannot order less ice cream than this at Nelson's. This is their smallest size.

Best Buy Ad: IT'S TIME! PRE-ORDER GTA6 NOW!!!! Me:

no way, random promotional blimp crashed in the same random city as the hindenberg

Sorry, bro, because of WOKE they’re forcing Christopher Nolan to make movies based off POEMS

OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

"Extreme Ops," an alleged action movie/snowboardsploitation film "starring" Bridgette Wilson-Sampras and Devon Sawa. You don't remember it, nor should you.

every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about

If these assholes really cared about “surrendering the future of technology” they’d be blasting a Manhattan Project level amount of resources into EVs and renewable energy

He eventually opened a really popular bar. Ppl from all over visited Plorn Pub.

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

You really should read about the mythology of rock cocaine, the "superpredators," stuff, and how centrist Democrats often spearheaded racial punishment. In terms of policy, the late-80s to mid-90s were the most racist since literal segregation. The school-to-prison pipelike and "three strike" laws.

Victor Marx says that when he was three years old, his stepfather forced him to behead a cat and wear the cat’s carcass on his head. He also says that when he was seven, his stepfather made him shoot and kill a man. There is no evidence to support either of these claims.

Yeah, but the work was just saying "Troba!" over and over.

Tuesday morning, U.S. forces radioed a message to ships gathered near the waterway: "The southern route of the strait remains open." Seafarers, jaded by deadly attacks on vessels in recent days, were skeptical. “F— off,” one sailor is heard responding via his ship’s radio.

It indicates that you have a United States phone number.

'THE NATURAL' STEVE ROYDS

pausas de oxygenacion

Courtesy of Hegseth, everyone who goes to any beach in America with their families consents to sudden and unexpected low flyovers from military jets as part of your experience. Maybe the pilot will be getting testosterone injections. This is how your tax dollars are being spent.

Gambling bad and all that but this one makes me laugh

The gaslighting in the UK is absurd. My kiddo has been fully included for years. This segregation has a start date, September 1st. It is a 180 of school policy, that they are being forced to follow by Government policy. Yet not one newspaper is mentioning this HUGE change to trans kids' lives.

literally this meme:

There's a sex robot company trying to pivot to having their sex robots be teaching robots for rural schools instead. And I swear to God, we got all of the dumbest parts of Cyberpunk.

Goku has never beaten Vegeta one on one. #AEWDynamite

Divorced (Complimentary)

"¿Qué es El Idolo?" North America's hottest (and most divorced) divorced man. #AEWDynamite

the vast majority of agricultural labor in the USA is done by undocumented latinos in an illegal kafala system-type employment arrangement with millionaire plantation owners and a small force of overseers who LARP as rugged cowboys. if you do not understand this you are not a serious leftist.

england score within 15 minutes, sit back, lose 2-1 with an 87th minute goal is a very credible scenario

Undrafted, he played BASKETBALL in college

Messi goes super saiyan in the last 20 of every match and every opposing coach is like, what if he didn’t and we could just defend a narrow lead until the whistle

This administration “accidentally” destroying the emancipation proclamation is almost too on the nose.

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Jordan Pickford joining Karl-Anthony Towns in shutting down baseless slander this year.

Gender-affirming medical treatment whether you like it for your body or not

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

When a promotion for an autograph signing accidently looks like a dream match.

Okizeme, or setplay, is an important concept in fighting games where an attacker forces a defender into a disadvantageous position. The origin of okizeme is debated, but some say the earliest example is Odysseus blinding the cyclops Polyphemus with a spike, allowing Odysseus to mix his ass up and es

On his last day of PMQs and cabinet Starmer oversaw the order to enforce the trans segregation guidance that makes Britain one of the most trans hostile nations in Europe - creating a culture of gender norm enforcement, social suspicion, and vigilante toilet police.

Always and without fail.

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

WBD's holdings include Netherrealm Studios, which prevents Paramount from merging with them unless they win ten consecutive victories in Mortal Kombat.

Damn, they took Matt Freese’s job.

Reminder if you are not evangelical do not say Fucka Sucka Ding Dong