Did not know this setting was there but I appreciate it

TIL in Croatian not only am I hot, I am the thing by which hot things are compared So I got that going for me

This is directly contradicted by Nexstar’s statement on the matter which states he’s continuing to be preempted not because of ratings or performance in any other capacity but because of “ill-timed and insensitive” comments. Shocking that Jagoff Dumdum Vance got it wrong again

Sounds better in the original German imo

New phone background just dropped

Hell yeah 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

I wish you automatically were promoted for one last message when you block somebody. Maybe it’s petty, maybe it’s an opportunity for growth, I dunno. Relatedly, I’d like one last message when I get blocked. I’m often curious if I should be embarrassed or proud.

Amongst the long list of problem's with yesterday's bullshit session is the fact that this will almost certainly lead to more pregnant women taking ibuprofen/Advil/Motrin or naproxen/Aleve, which is bad.

Other new terrorist organizations include: Decepticons Lannister family Hydra …

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

I hope Kimmel comes out and does the same bit about MAGA / Kirk, verbatim. It shouldn’t have been an issue then, and it shouldn’t be now.

Oh no I guess the Nexstar merger won’t be approved now either

Good stuff from @mnaurorafc.bsky.social

"BUT if you text the number at the bottom of the screen you too can purchase a gold (plated), NFT (duplicated), fully authorized (aka licensed but never seen) TRUMP SOCK! Just 4 easy payments of $88.88!"

Charlie Kirk memorial special was too offensive to Charlie Kirk’s legacy for the airwaves

What movie do you consider perfect?

I told em I was really into hands, but

How is that a tech and not a flagrant? Ball was in play?

EAGLES COVER -3.5 on a blocked FG returned for a TD as time expires when they already leading by 1 lmao

bulllllllshiiiiiiiiit

Did you remember?

Definitely not going to Disneyworld this year

It doesn’t help that the president is a total fucking loser

It’s called THE Facebook

Let me guess…they’ll be ready in two weeks?

as it turns out, being the oldest democracy just might also make us the dumbest democracy

Dutch late night TV has its take

“As every member of the bar of every federal court knows (or is presumed to know), Rule 8(a), Federal Rules of Civil Procedure,” looooool Have an (Honorable S. J.) Merryday, dumbasses

I feel bad for all the jokes in my head but also they really didn’t need to put that right there in the headline

whose temperature are they taking

You can't make this shit up, and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social certainly tries

good news bad news

C'mon @chrislhayes.bsky.social - you don't have to give in to the "factually wrong" misinterpretation too.

When I was a little kid I only had a dollar for candy and the sign at the gas station said 99c but then the lady at the register said $1.06 so I couldn't buy it and it radicalized me -Grover Norquist

Seems like a lot of the Kimmel coverage is buying into the misinterpretation that Kimmel commenting on MAGA’s reaction of political posturing is somehow claiming the shooter was MAGA - that’s not what the quote says! It’s not even unclear!

WYNX

god it rocks winning so i can say condescending shit like "damn hell of a game from the valkyrie they should genuinely be proud"

Oh getting in the path is a foul on the defense now? Confusing.

If you take what a 9-0 Court said in Vullo seriously, it seems clear to me that Kimmel has not just a plausible jawboning claim but a strong one on the basis of Carr's threats. (Always read Genevieve Lakier 👇)

Call me naive, but I guess I’m a little surprised there aren’t any Charlie Kirk superfans out there willing to stand up for his free speech “principles”

The entire notion of “debate” as a mechanism of finding truth (or exposing fallacies) has always seemed juvenile and unproductive. In what world does an off-the-cuff response provide inherent value?

Melania remains Undefeated as civic goth fashion template

Like a character from a mediocre political thriller

Obama on Charlie Kirk:

Loud cries should be reserved for sadness

today's national voter registration day. CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS. if you've moved and you've been procrastinating updating your registration, do it now. there are people who would absolutely love it if you don't make sure you're registered. go ahead and ruin their day.

Wishing for more touchbacks instead of kick returns because it "looks silly" is a great allegory for this five-year-old-as-president, dementia-make-a-wish-ass administration