i see this is two years old but is farmer maggot affected by ring lust. what's that status effect

do we think it's good that entire economy is based on the same entities passing money back and forth on speculative investment without anyone making anything that someone outside the loop is buying

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nose and throat is raw. I blow uselessly. I hear something rattling around back there but i'm not allowed to free myself in advance. maybe life is just a series of colds and I will never be normal again

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

i think you should get an achievement for missing ante by 1 point

my library is having crochet lessons i'm showing up to the beginner and also the advance course because i don't know where my mistake is. i would like to make a hat that actually fits a head at some point I can make an animal and if it's too large or too small who cares. stuff it and it looks normal

There was a zoolander 1 deleted scene where he's explaining to an 80 year old coal miner how hard it is to be a model and after a five minute rant about whatever the fuck the guy coughs out coal dust "I... have... no...lungs?" in this reverse talking kind of wheeze. really got me. wish it wasn't cut

Happy birthday to Bill Murray - CADDYSHACK - 1980 - Japanese release poster

wow so his spine was really strong that's amazing were his skin, arteries and veins equally as strong? ah see that's the problem with min maxing your build. He was planning for a piano dropped on his head and his huge gummy smile would have played his teeth like piano keys real nice in that case

i ate a whole block of sheep cheese just to load up a "baaaa" type of joke but i can't say bad because it was good cheese and i can't think of another sheep thing to say. and now i miss the cheese. another day on prison planet

i used to be able to give dumb simple math to google and trust that it'd just fucking do it and now i have to open up the calculator app like a goddamn caveman because you can't trust it to not ai fabricate some not math answers

I'm watching a 3 hour movie about some rich spaniards who can't leave a room for no reason. By the first hour they've already shit up the closet and immured the first to die in it. I am completely unable to understand what they need two more hours for. This could have been a twilight zone episode

You know what didn’t happen? Pundits going on Gab, Parler, Gettr, or Truth Social to repeatedly say “no one cares about this site, you’re in a bubble, you forfeited your influence, things are awesome on the site you don’t use anymore, so awesome that I come here to tell you you’re dumb unlike me.”

took a goddamn week to get over a cold nephew has a new one cooking up though immediately coughs into my mouth

This is an insane thing for the king of Hollywood in 1991 to stake his career on

God I fucking hate microwaves with only a 30 second button. My leftover breakfast sandwich is way too hot now.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

I don't understand how what bled through into the cultural osmosis zone for e.t. is the boring flying bikes thing and not that the dude loves to pound Coors tall boys in the AM

hell yeahhhhhhh i saw some bit actor in dracula dead and loving it, a gravedigger with like three lines. and i'm like, i've heard this guy sing. I've heard him sing gilbert and sullivan. so glad to be proven right he was also the last of the original columbo murderers

You know how easy it is to get a quality cake these days? Costco cakes are great and they’ll write anything on there. Just have a cake

Ever get asked what's wrong, you look stressed, and have to say oh nothing, but it wasn't nothing, you were imagining getting mad at someone offering you cake, and you got excited for cake, but you get there and it's ice cream cake, and they don't get how that's not the same thing, or appreciated

Finally tried nerds gummy clusters. For six months been baby sitting and looking at this family sized unopened bag, not my place to open the unopened bag. But now that it's thirty individually wrapped smaller bags? They're ok

a baker’s dozen of Orcs… let’s see if these new ear handles work 🙂 #ceramics #pottery #orc

I saw eddington, wanted to find some kind of big name movie review podcast that would talk about it, instead of that found out that blank check had ari aster on to talk about coen brothers movies, and got distracted w/ that for a few days

Man Just Waiting Tables Until Fundamental Structure Of U.S. Economy Changes https://theonion.com/man-just-waiting-tables-until-fundamental-structure-of-1819579213/

YouTube Challenge: I Told My Kids President Trump Had Jimmy Kimmel Quartered For Treason

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

I want to lumber around hunting and stealing things out of sheds. or doing hold-ups. the game should just be that. I don't wanna watch the TV show you wrote. I don't feel like doing that.

"we're gonna have to live with the far right" is hilarious because the far right's main deal is ever-expanding lists of people they want to kill.

I'm a dumb nerd and I have a hard time remembering to care about music but thank you dr. demento for showing me things like this. I hope Barry Hansen enjoys his retirement

my neck hurts. I need a karate master to completely bisect me diagonally through my (googling tendon names) trapezius

nobody wants a thinner phone. everyone wants a longer computer. look at this rig. phenomenal

saw hackers for some dumb reason was that dr. melphie was tony soprano's psychiatrist asking "whatsa compu-tah?"

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

one of the reasons these guys are just steamrolling right now is there isn't anyone in any kind of credible leadership role standing up passionately and effectively for civil liberties

when a wu xia fight gets going all I can think is aw goddamn it all those support pillars they're punching through probably took so much work to set up. this house is RUINED now and it was so beautiful aaawwww not he jars and vials!!!

I have a new short animation up for $5+ tier supporters; it'll be Patreon-exclusive for a few months while I work on my next big one

hey sorry for putting this on your feed but @jay.bsky.team won't explain why this is still up despite violating Bluesky TOS. I also havent gotten any email from the multiple reports I've filed on it. Could you guys report it also and tell me if you at least get an email? bsky.app/profile/nypo...

"comedy is tragedy + time" wrong. comedy is when you sing a well known song but make the lyrics gay. suck my fucking peeeenis white boy and so on

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if i ever get murdered or die suddenly next to some discourse please do not mythologize me as having given my life i really didn't want to lose it. I want to be clear now about this. You should be extra mad for me because of how much I jealously guarded my life

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[fred flintsone watching me play monster hunter] this is what it was like for me

when someone like Newsom or Mayor Pete says it's important to "take concerns about trans people seriously," those "concerns" are inevitably gonna include the false narrative that trans people are a primary cause of mass shootings in the US who should be designated a terrorist network and unpersoned.

what made "concerns" about trans kids in sports a real issue any centrist should take seriously? they repeated those claims constantly in right wing media and people who ingest right wing media absorbed them. what is right wing media saying about trans people now?

This was a word AND he cussed 😂