Our plane home from Italy had a mechanical fault so they had to send a replacement plane from Dublin. EU law says that if we’re 3 hours late arriving we get €400 each. I’ve never stared at FlightRadar harder

English people twisting themselves in knots to explain how Argentina is actually a worse and more racist country than them: pathetic and undignified. Just accept the hatred, it’s fine

The way they’ve stood up that blackberry on its end the only thing I can see is…

Brendan Breakfast, a terrific baseball name you’d have to say

England parking the bus

What a wonderful evening

going home levels ⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔽🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻

He had loads of room there hahaha

Have to say the Italian commentators are loving this

Yeeeeesssssssssssss

Unhappy English face under an Oasis bucket hat>>>>>>>>>>>>

YEEEEEOW what a goal 🎉🎉🎉

I need to use my phone less and if anything will make me not want to look at posts it’s England winning the World Cup

Love the entirely scientific momentum-o-meter has the England goal in a big Argentina spike

“We only have to get lucky once, you have to get lucky every time” - Argentina to Pickford

Did Pickford not pick up the ball for an extra second to try get someone to foul him? It’s a strategy I suppose

OH YEAH GREAT A HYDRATION BREAK, I WAS JUST SAYING THIS MATCH HAD TOO MUCH RHYTHM GOING, NEED TO PUT A STOP TO THAT

Nice to see them try a regular corner for a change

Was he looking for a foul against… the ball there?

unspeakable horror

Ah no

Really nasty, mean-spirited atmosphere between the teams out there tonight. Just what I wanted to see

Happy Bastille Day.

Cackled at that fourth one there, A+

Hahaha this fella is some clown jfc

Really enjoying this restaurant’s mid 2000s sleazy pop playlist. They’ve done My Humps, SexyBack, Get Busy among others and as @pudeator.bsky.social points out, the great thing is that Italians do not care and will play the unexpurgated versions of English-language pop songs

I REFUSE TO LEARN ANYTHING EVER AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Really impressed by UK Labour’s inability to learn a lesson or do the right thing, even occasionally for cynical reasons or by accident

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

A thing of beauty

As a confirmed England hater this is… a bit much. Is this unfair? Yeah, a bit. Is it nefarious collusion with FIFA? Eh, No? Is there even anything in the rules about camera cables? There should be to stop this happening again but I don’t think you can definitively say this should’ve been disallowed

In Trieste for a few days and we’re in a Turkish takeaway about to have French “tacos” for the first time. Buzzing. Up Kerry and fuck the Dubs.

1 Person died, 2 home destroyed, millions in property damage, firefighters attacked, thousands temporarily forced from their homes, and a hate crime that made international news, but you'd never guess that from the Belfast Newsletter's coverage of the glorious 12th....

McGregor lost but England won so it was sort of looking like a wash but then Lindsey Graham died so

Spare a thought for the VIP welcoming committee in hell, they’re having a very busy week

The English don’t deserve this any more than Americans do.

There won't be a boat stopped in England tonight.

Oh god my heart I thought we were gonna get another comedy goal like in the USA Belgium game

Outrageously soft free

Tintin wouldn’t do something like that

Seems the chances of finding an Irish pub showing the football in Verona is very low. iPad back at the hotel is about as good as we can manage

What’s the Italian for “terrible kerning”?

Last night's opening for "Toys Not Included Vol. 4" @ the Slip Gallery was a blast! Got to see so many talented artists in one place. Luigi will be there until the end of the month #freeluigi #floppydiskart

Some personal news 👶

In Italy for a wedding and it’s beautiful and the photos will be fantastic but it’s so, so hot it’s like torture… so I know what Ann Widdecombe is feeling right now

I went from being exasperated at my parents’ tech illiteracy to thanking God every day for it. My mam has never watched a YouTube video to my knowledge and my dad only uses it to watch old noir films that people have uploaded in full and I guess no one cares enough to copyright strike

Great thread about that new Madonna album which is indeed a banger

The website I use to illegally stream Blue Jays games is blocked by the ISP in this apartment we’re staying in so I’m listening to this on the radio