not the best I’ve ever had, but did the job and made me feel young again

Taken two buses today, but seen no less than 5 people give up on the front row of the top deck because it is Too Hot in the sun. Embarrassing.

They should serve movie theatre popcorn at National Stadium gigs. Which of you can make this happen?

“It’s cooler in here now,” I say as the thermostat on the fan dips to a nice 28 degrees

I am once again asking why no one is making American-style donuts in Ireland. Enough of these same same overly sweet and decorated cakes, I want a CRULLER and a BLUEBERRY CAKE DONUT and PROBABLY AN APPLE FRITTER TOO.

everyone in this Temple of Seitan rn is going to Rilo Kiley confirmed

For ‘Employee Wellbeing Day’ yesterday, work organized a walking tour of the area around the office except we’re in Beggars Bush so it was very “110 years ago, this intersection would have been absolutely covered in bodies.” Uplifting stuff.

Not quite the first in my camera roll, but very close. Feist, Montreal Jazz Fest, 28 June 2013, from the time I got on the big screens after my friend got us to the second row by offering people baby carrots. If you see this post a concert photo you took.

We didn't deserve this day.

given the history of male astronauts at large, would it be too much to make being a widower a requirement

ordered some very polite mangoes

the secret to being any team’s data protection expert is simply to say shit with authority

yeah, okay, I found it, the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell “fuck off” when I heard about it

whether by nature or nurture, there is a class of people who will always prefer death and destruction over a reduction in profits. they cannot be reasoned with. they cannot be taught empathy. they will watch young people shot, dismembered, and buried alive, and they will say that god is good.

I know the idea of “better” policing is as old a demand as civil rights movements in this country, the impulse to call for it at this moment is so terribly cruel that it can only be understood as aligned with the terrorists.

As American moves towards eliminating jus soli citizenship, a reminder that the people of Ireland voted to do the same This resulted in precisely 0 benefits or opportunities accruing to existing Irish citizens But it did let us be cruel to a bunch of kids, so who is to say if it was good or bad

Still amazes me that people say "you don't get to be racist and Irish" after we had the big "are you a racist?" referendum and nearly 80% of voters said yeah actually they were

Went skating for like 30 mins today, fell once, immediately bruised so badly I convinced myself I’d ruptured a clot because, wait for it, I recently wrapped up a few weeks of blood thinners. ……..yeah that’d probably explain the bruises.

seeing too many people talking about Trump being on coke and not enough people talking about Trump being on these meth cocktail ass shots they had the Kennedy’s on.

Had a dream my mom came to visit and rented a car but the car was a Dublin Bus.

Transferring all my playlists to Qobuz ended with them all being in semi-random order - this is a blessing actually bc now I’m writing an essay for my diploma course to a forgotten gem, the same soundtrack I did 10 years ago 🥲

now imagine you’re slowly coming out of sedation, pain is rising and you’re being told the free market will cure the housing crisis because robots don’t have unions

now you gotta guess whose is whose (easy mode)

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

unsure if I’ve ever hated anything more

it’s all going straight to my head ( crashing out bc I’m convinced I must be somehow lying to everyone I work with for them to feel positive about whatever the fuck I’m doing )

big year for pop stars that meant a lot to me 20+ years ago being publicly angry at men

when a Klingon is played by a white actor, they cannot be trusted. these are the rules.

another year of explaining to the cats the government said they can’t have dinner yet

do you think people actually change their names when they get married anymore or do you think they all just lie to us?

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Watching the new LiB in search of the racists the internet promised me - upset that this woman apparently had my childhood but loved it? My mother told me that Cabela’s was the zoo!

people are far too comfortable talking to me about their weight.

Overhearing Conall’s work call, where they are ROASTING him for wearing suspenders while working from home.

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

instagram should stop suggesting private accounts. if you’re going to make me remember randos from school, it should be a legal requirement to show me what they’re Up To.

Can’t believe she got engaged on a Tuesday (night before an office day, an office full of sw*fties) I barely survived last summer. I don’t think I can do this again.

i want to make a dense little cake, a snacking cake if you will, but i do not want to turn on the oven

actually can’t believe the fireworks are after starting already (shai keeps hiding under the couch instead of hanging out with me)

Taking to Bluesky bc the person receiving this gift is not On Here and I’m just so thrilled with how this little knit turned out! Objectively the embroidery could be cleaner and the snaps are actually too strong so buttons would have been easier but still cute.

this week in PMS - crying bc the vet said Pascal might be part Maine Coon and Maine Coon’s have shorter life expectancies than other cats. I’m sorry but he literally has to live to 20 or else.

euro-country released, grenfell: uncovered on, it’s real ruining my own life o’clock over here. truly the politicians must pay, capitalism must fall hours.

thought I had uniquely brutal congestion with this bout of covid, resistant to sudafed spray. turns out I have, in fact, been using the wrong spray all day. no idea how much corticosteroid I shot up there 🫠

Really appreciate when people go to the trouble of ripping open parcels before just stealing them because then sometimes they leave them! And the cats still get their stupid little meat tubes!

Wasn’t sure why my coworker invited me to her birthday, but then I got there and remembered inviting me to a party is kind of like hiring a jester.

Hanging around waiting for my coworker to collect me bc we’re treating this work trip as BYOFan and mine is rather unwieldy to take on a bus. A joy to be staying in college dorms in your 30’s.

might get really into The Chicks again for the moment that’s in it?

Conall, at the Bright Eyes gig just now, turned to me and asked “Did you ever listen to Cursive?” like who the FUCK does he think he married?