when the great noticing of the reform polling nosedive happens, expect the green party to become history's greatest monster.

Shake

Run

How few people are clocking this as AI is more evidence that we really are fucked.

Fascinated by fish

Here's how I found a fork in my kitchen

This coach I'm on is so rattly it's fuckin with my headphones.

Pissing with rain all day but I got some good records and watched two absolute all timers in the cinema.

yeah that'll be the end, and very obviously should be the end of any "decent man" defences. absolutely disgusting.

My fiance bought us matching smart watches for my birthday next week and on her screen she put a picture of the second hottest woman in the world (Megan Thee Stallion) but I have one-upped her and set my screen as the hottest woman in the world (my fiance)

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

I am beyond angry at the way trans children are being systematically persecuted. The full power, violence and force of our state is smashing down onto them, making their life impossible.

Biden *went to court* to maintain Title 42 — an insane and, in my view, facially unlawful policy — for a full year after taking office. Then when he wound it down he moved to replace it with an even more stringent policy that was literally designed by Stephen Miller

Jim Ratcliffe's firms have received £70m handouts from the govt in the last 4 years and received ANOTHER £50m last month.

Can't believe that someone who survived the mother and baby homes didn't write a play about what a tremendously funny time she had there.

I want to win the world Snooker championship if we're reporting shite that's never gonna happen in a million years.

Beep Beep! We're hitting you with our Skoda Octavia! Try not to be distracted by its sleek styling as we pulverise your musculature!

On a first date I find you can tell a lot about a person if you ask them which Hogwarts house they're in. If they immediately get up and walk away never to speak to you again, you've struck gold. That's the one that got away. There was something real there.

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

I'll be honest I don't think it counts as affair after three months that's just regular cheating

For those telling me I'm wrong about Starmer being one of the UK's worst PMs, & that Johnson, Sunak, Truss etc were worse—essentially, none of those people were elected with a 174-seat landslide for change, & immediately opted for continuity, authoritarianism & wooing actual fascists. That's why.

Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film

If we’d learned in 2018 that e.g. Seumas Milne was passing privileged government info to a secret network of influence-peddling sex offenders led by the world’s most notorious nonce - do you think the lads would struggle to understand why that had grave implications, far beyond Milne’s office?

This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.

the edit button is the biggest cowards clutch and anyone wanting it here I see that your hearts are weak

i can answer that for you. the cruelty of men deforms the world

I don’t want to jump to conclusions here but it sure does look like the government maliciously designated citizens as terrorists and then vexatiously detained hundreds of protestors on spurious political grounds, deliberately, as PR for continuing to facilitate the most serious war crimes. Seems bad

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That is not what is happening in the UK, Mr Onion.

Well yes, the whole "we didn't know" thing rather undermined by the fact that everyone remembers this exact discussion at the time, and having it explained to us by tedious centrists that these characteristics of Mandelson were actually a positive thing for the job.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

The bit when the horns kick in on Don Cherry's Orient is one of the heaviest drops in music.

Can't believe that the man who cut his teeth as Labour's bribe-procurement officer was not on the level!

Hanging out with some cuties

I really hope people advocating to ban kids from SM read this. Some kids are isolated by disabilities or circumstances. Furthermore, some kids grow up in abusive households. “Ideally, a child’s exposure to online worlds should be moderated by their parents” isn’t a reassuring sentiment for everyone

In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.

That's that twee YouTube lad whose brother writes the sad books about dying teenagers.

Every week I check out multiple records people are repping on social media so I hope people never stop posting what they're listening to.

This week I have mostly been listening to

Times article has an incredible illustration

First poll Starmer has been ahead in for quite a while. Starmer knew about Mandelson. Now he must resign.

THPS 3+4 remake after doing a great job remaking 1 + 2 they absolutely fucked 4 by trying to shove it into the format of 1-3.

Kenny vs Andrade here we fuckin go.

Today's bangers

I would just reiterate, that it seems unlikely that I, Just A Guy, A Regular Guy, knew more in-depth detail about Peter Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein than the Prime Minister off the United Kingdom who was at the time considering appointing him as Ambassador to the United States.

Excitedly exclaiming "Where's the immortal soul going?!" as he heads towards the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns.

our nation’s first crust punk congressperson being a radical centrist makes a TON of sense actually

At work I keep getting told off for not doing cybersecurity training and they keep sending it to me as anonymous link from an email I've never seen before.

January