what is the fucking point of it

Classic Minneapolis government structure karaoke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aplz...

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

Hell yeah Dark Horse!

Why in the hell was a Chief under investigation being re-nominated by the Mayor? How much of our tax dollars will now go to the folks who were victims of the wrong doings of that Chief? Can some reporter please keep following this? Feels like enormous malfeasance by the mayor.

If Chief O’Hara’s deleted text messages contained references to his inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate, one can only imagine what was in the text messages Mayor Frey has been routinely deleting for over a decade.

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

It's a CONvergence! #cvg2026

These business’ owners were at Vibrant Lyndale speaking against making Lyndale more walkable and bike friendly: - Flower Bar - World Street Kitchen - Knox Jewelry - Uptown Coupon Magazine - Muddy Waters - Bloody Gorgeous - Nameste Cafe - Leaning Tower of Pizza - ZRS Fossils and Gifts - CC Club

Yes, I want to see most or perhaps all of these scumbags in prison. But I gotta be honest: I look at the Democratic Party and I don't see more than a handful of people with the integrity and fortitude to make that happen.

It was ridiculously quick and easy to write a little note to the FCC and tell them that this is a really dumb idea.

going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

The existence of Common Side Effects implies the existence of Uncommon Side Effects, Rare Side Effects, Legendary Side Effects, and Epic Side Effects.

Slightly increase a band. Cardi A

Awooooooooo

Oh him? He's been in this Teams meeting the whole time. @samreich.bsky.social @gamechanger.dropout.tv (Shout out to my coworker with a good sense of humor.)

2-3% clearance rate ?! Meaning 98% of car theft go unsolved?! With record budgets year after year?! MPD chief should be embarrassed to show his face in public. But nooooo

The lacking curiosity about how a police force of less than 600 officers racked up 20 mill in overtime over a couple months while operating under a separation ordinance is interesting to me.

downtown council will be using $26k from small biz recovery funds after ICE to fund dinner du nord & bring back the aquatennial. 50th & france gets $30k whittier gets only $17k. eat street! where alex pretti was killed! it feels like frey punishing chughtai again taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli...

i have now found out the minneapolis foundation will be spending $15k on a social media campaign to promote the aquatennial

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only: Twin Peaks Regular Show Better Call Saul Bojack Horseman Fargo Severance It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Andor Skins Avatar: The Last Airbender Arrested Development Batman:TAS Atlanta The Venture Bros. The Wire

Harold and Maude and Grogu

The only LLM I ever wanna hear about is Long Loooooong Man

mfer can't even put down candy crush to get glazed by a council member smh

Ever notice the pro-HERC (garbage incinerator), pro-eviction, pro-data center, pro-deregulation, pro-police, pro-assaulting houseless folks, pro-tax breaks for the wealthy, pro-developer doing whatever the fuck they want in your city people are all the same people.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

In this moment, when our civil rights are greatly threatened, the unelected Charter Commission is looking to remove democratically elected oversight from the equation, making it hard for your voice to be heard as a resident of Minneapolis. "Lifelong Democrats" are collaborating with Republicans.

PSA: as people start to expect Iran War price spikes, please watch for businesses that add an “energy” or “inflation” fee to their bills. These junk fees are illegal in Minnesota. Please report any to Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social here:

what is alternative? forcing folks to enjoy the art of those who hurt them? THEY DONT LIKE IT. someone saying 'your choices harm me so i dont like your creations and i dont like you' is not offensive, it is the most basic use of human autonomy and it is SO bizarre when folks argue otherwise

Rowling: now now sssteve Rowling: there actually iss an ethical way to watch harry potter King: there is? King: quick tell me! Rowling: haven't you ever heard of Rowling: death of the author? King: oh, good point! Poe: steve, she's alive Poe: she's right here in front of you

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Rowling: come on sssteve Rowling: jussst watch the trailer Rowling: how much harm could that do? Rowling: it'sss free King: y-yeah King: yeah that makes sense King: i mean, it's free, how much harm COULD that do? Rowling: thatsss right sssteve

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

It's weird to live in a time when everyone's crazy libertarian uncle from the 26 years ago is being proven right day after day about abuse of government power. (don't worry, still a socialist)

yeah so I don’t think the choice we’re being offered is “pay the police to play Candy Crush or pay them to lock up your neighbors” it’s that this even *being a job* is a choice and we can unmake it at any time

I'm forced to pirate a book I already own four times over (my audiobook, spouse's audiobook from before we joined libraries, physical copy, digital copy) because of DRM issues. We're living in the least radical cyberpunk dystopia ever.

Much A-Dune About Nothing

these are death camps

Lysistrata: what if they threw a war and nobody came

remember how DFL uses influencers? they already had to drop one, off jawaggon, due to sexual assault. influencers are now taking money to attack kat abughazaleh if you're in politics working with them, you're playing with fire. their allegiance is to their money only www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

If you're frustrated about the uncertainty of how much snow that we'll be getting in the next 36-48 hours please know that because of DOGE's budget cuts at NOAA there is a dead zone on the Western Great Plains where weather balloon launches have been cut and very little data is available

Mayor Frey can thank Minneapolis Public Housing Authority & affiliated nonprofit Community Housing Resources for 43 filings yesterday. Significant bump in Mpls filings the past few days. Approximate* Minneapolis eviction filings 3/1 thru 3/11: 2025: ~54 2026: ~237 A 339% increase compared to 2025.

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

Probably worth calling my Senators about this even though Amy K is almost certainly one of the 20

[Democrats, after "Abolish ICE" becomes a winning strategy] I think people are going to enjoy the new Mr. ICE.

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

How I arrived on Bluesky

Mpls Ward 11 get on your council member about this. Hard. Wards 7 & 5 keep after yours as well. Pick it up & don’t let them have peace about this. Final vote is this Thursday, March 5, 2026.