Dreamt that a woman I sort-of knew took me to an after-work event that turned out to be BIBLE FILKING. Literally one of our co-workers came out in robes and we sang Deuteronomy to the tune of something from Broadway

BREAKING: Judge Patrick Schiltz has quashed several DOJ grand jury subpoenas aimed Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey, saying they were part of a retaliatory effort over their refusal to aid Trumpa dmin immigration enforcement efforts. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

ME: Wow it's Autistic Pride Day, right in the middle of Pride Month! ALSO ME: So are you going to talk about how proud you are to be autistic and queer ME: ... ME: How about I just give a little wave

Not everyone is happy about the dog park closing, but only the worst people do shit like this

Fundraiser for the 15 folks in Minnesota indicted yesterday for anti-ICE organizing, from a vetted source: chuffed.org/project/1865...

At the time I was pretty sure that it would be on TV forever and also that it was made exclusively for me

I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here

Here's the link BTW <3

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read

FUCK ICE

I am anti-fascist.

This is a nuisance case, but that's how they work. They don't even care that they'll eventually be humiliated when the case is dismissed. They use the courts to wear the opposition down.

Charges are being filed against multiple people “for conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers,” and for efforts to allegedly “violently oppose immigration law enforcement,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for Minnesota. More details to come... www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Feds are out in Minneapolis and St Paul this morning, arresting observers and people who protested Metro Surge. There are maybe 5-6 that I know of so far, that’s 5-6 too many. We knew this could happen. Check in with your people and secure your devices.

What's starting in Minneapolis today is going to be just like the Broadview 6 case. A desperate attempt at a show trial pursued by dumb, vicious prosecutors performing for an audience of one. An attempt to discourage and scare people from fighting back. It's not going to work.

Minnesota US Attorney Dan Rosen having a news conference at 11 a.m. to announced charges against ”antifa.” Probably explains the reports of FBI in area & legal observers being picked up & homes searched.

Do not talk to the feds. Get a lawyer immediately. If you're arrested. The only words you say is "I want to speak to my lawyer." They may try to be friendly or act casual. Do not fall for it. Do. Not. Talk. To. The. Feds.

Support our troops!

What is happening

I hope that whoever stole my anti-dandruff shampoo off of our stoop experiences fewer flakes and less dryness

"A group of literally hundreds of people has sprung into action, coordinating, donating, providing lifts for families to get somewhere safe for the night, bringing food to those who don’t want to leave the house, offering shelter, car seats, toys..." www.opendemocracy.net/far-right-vi...

As your Senator, I'm going to hold MAGA Republicans like Tom Emmer accountable, not hug them.

👉 After fighting for a contract for nearly a year, workers at FIKA Cafe + Slate & Stone Catering at the American Swedish Institute have voted UNANIMOUSLY to STRIKE during the Midsommar celebration, one of the museum’s busiest days, UNLESS they get a fair contract #mpls @uniteherelocal17.bsky.social

LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FOR ANGIE

I'm watching the show where the girl does the thing even though everybody tells her not to do the thing You know the one

I don't understand this weather but *code-switches to Minnesotan* we sure need the rain

Slept poorly last night until the thunder woke me up in the wee hours and then I breathed a sigh of relief, rolled over, and slept soundly until my alarm woke me at 5:30

This evening has huge possum energy (i.e. I saw a huge possum walking across the sidewalk and street not fifteen feet from me as I was walking home)

Went to the West St. Paul parade today with my mom to see my nephew's marching band. A bunch of local political candidates were there--and also Mike Lindell's gubernatorial campaign?!?

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

Our shitty Mayor sucks so bad they are using more than a million dollars of our money for something that's completely useless because you can't fix how much he sucks and hates anybody who is not lining his pockets.

Anthony Stewart Head? Not OK with that, universe.

It turns out that one of the things you do when your partner is far away for an entire MONTH is to rewatch every Miyazaki film

AwoooOooo

This photo by @nicoleneri.bsky.social from the @minnesotareformer.com is giving me LIFE

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

I’ve seen some people asking for confirmation, so: yes, the Minnesota Republicans’ state convention did indeed hold a moment of silence for convicted murdered Derek Chauvin (who is not dead) (unless he is; we could be in a Schrödinger's Murderer situation). www.startribune.com/live-battle-...

Mug shot of MN-GOP endorsed Senate candidate Adam Schwarze from 2020.

Day 7 of the Delaney Hall hunger strike. ALL EYES ON DELANEY

Huh super weird that Dawanna Witt’s boys keep violating policy! Surely there isn’t a culture of this stuff over there?

Randomly remembered Ned's Atomic Dustbin. Put on "Grey Cell Green" and suddenly I'm moshing, sweat pouring off of me at their live show in Madison circa 1993.

Today, we learned that Congresswoman Craig would not be joining us at the DFL endorsing convention in Rochester. If you can’t face your own party, you’re not ready to face a Republican. I’ll still be working hard to earn your endorsement. I hope to see you there!

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

This is also another indictment of Toddrick Barnette’s lack of oversight of MPD and its leadership. Minneapolis residents deserve better from leaders of such important public safety departments.

It was a massive error in judgment for Mayor Frey to nominate Chief O’Hara while there were active investigations into very serious accusations that had been rumored for months. This is what happens when you prioritize optics and political expediency over governance and accountability.

THE BOROUGHS is possibly more Spielbergian than STRANGER THINGS and I am complimenting absolutely no one when I say this

So long, shithead

Vatican publications director: You got that encyclical for me, with the visual aids we talked about? The Holy Father: Sure did boss, real fuckin' anticapitalist like you asked Vatican PD: what