If you have friends or family in the military, remind them to make sure their benefits are set up correctly. Idk what that entails. I just know someone who died suddenly (years ago, outside of combat) and his wife and kids got nothing because he never got around to taking care of it.

Really glad I didn’t try to go to Shamrock’s tonight because apparently the St. Patrick’s Day creep has gotten so bad it’s now infringing on National Loon Day. At least the cars haven’t started parking on my block…yet.

I do the habeas work (for free) to finance the tarp work (also free)

I need to go to Costco but there are kitties on me oh noooo

This job post is over 1400 words. Don’t bother reading it, but definitely click through just to see how long it takes to scroll to the end.

the lesson here is don't trust influencers, not "this one is bad." don't get your news and politics information from influencers, because they only chase what gets them more followers and more money, and their ultimate interest is in building their platforms

That feel when you’re trying to watch The Pitt on your friend’s HBO account and HBO has the audacity to tell you to get your own account if you want to keep watching

On a stupid streak of just not realizing I could move a wall back more. enclose.horse Day 74 🐴 🥇 Excellent! 🥇 91%

Photo of the tow truck that hooked onto the illegally parked HSI vehicle. The HSI agent ran up to the tow, tripped on the chain, and then was scolded. It was a win for the people of Minneapolis today.

I know it’s no longer national nap day, but I think I’ll celebrate anyway

I finished all the laundry 3 days ago but there is already more laundry dear god when will it enddddd

Spent all day with my "girlfriend" whom I "love" and couldn't find time to post this, but: Dropkick Murphys: I'M A SAILOR Beastie Boys: PEG Dropkick Murphys: AND I LOST MY Beastie boys: LEG

At a gathering of the newly elected precinct people for my SD, people were invited to share why they decided to get involved. I said I’m extremely unhappy with DFL leadership and wanted to actually do something about it. Reader, I don’t think it was everyone, but multiple people clapped.

Still nothing. Not mpr, minnpost. Would love to hear details before i make any conclusions

How I react when I see that I have a new follower: Bsky: ooh fun, a new friend! Can’t wait for them to find out how annoying I am and unfollow me! Every other platform: who are you? how did you find me? why are you interested in my life? Report & block.

Landlords should be more like Jacob Frey. Tell their unwanted tenants to get the fuck out, then literally never speak to them or do anything about their presence ever again.

Wait wasn’t Frey also against rent relief? Now he’s saying that’s what needs to be done? I’m so confused. Does that man even have a brain? Starting to think he is legitimately just an actual puppet.

It still absolutely boggles my mind that some people don’t freeze their Thin Mints.

Once again the error is only because I can’t read and/or count I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 11th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

enclose.horse Day 72 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100%

Earlier I was having a dream where I went to sleep, but right as I went to sleep in the dream I woke up in real life. 0/10 do not recommend.

Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate 3 is super boring compared to act 1. I beat the big bad but still have a few side quests to wrap up and I’m really annoyed at my completionist tendencies for not letting me book it out of town.

Apparently today is National Napping Day and I will be celebrating very soon

Okay so this headline was really cruel to those of us who enjoy the cuisine of New Mexico. I’m a good person. Why would @racketmn.com do this to me?

Bus driver went right past my stop and, judging by how hard he hit the brakes at the next one, clearly had no interest in letting me off the bus.

I mean maybe this is my fault for just now taking this bus for the very first time but damn. Thanks for the warm welcome, Metro Transit.

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Yesterday I couldn’t wake up to save my life. Today I woke up like 2 hours before I typically do, except it’s actually 3 hours earlier. I yearn for the days when a one hour time change had no affect on my life whatsoever.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

when the waiter at Fogo de Chão asks if I'd like a fifth caipirinha

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

I forgot that @thecurrent.org’s coffee break doesn’t start till 9:30 and spent all of Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz) and The Banjo Song (Mumford & Sons) trying to figure out what either of them had to do with time/clocks. I need to go back to bed.

They should just make the Monday after daylight saving times a holiday. I'm so exhausted

I went to bed so early last night but it was still basically impossible to get out of bed this morning wtf

I just finished this super annoying puzzle in BG3 after hours and way too many attempts, then hit my quick load instead of my quick save shortcut 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why is there always so much laundry? Who is wearing all these clothes?

I want my hour of sleep back

Thoughts from whichever SD convention I jut spent the day at: - high schools are too big - it’s okay to tell the people at the table you’re not interested - Angie Craig’s volunteers are very nice - don’t interrupt someone who’s talking with a big group of people for your attempt at a gotcha moment

I love Hilary Duff’s new album a lot

enclose.horse Day 68 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100% I did check, but I had the perfect solution when I did.

I really do not know why I’m so snarky tonight

Okay cool so because now I’m a delegate candidates think they can just ignore the part where I actively unsubscribed to their emails many moons ago? Neat.

They also had some killer jokes about lutefisk and gas masks

literally what would anyone in the sword coast do without me? except his majesty. he’s got this.

During my freshman year at Iowa State, I learned about a CA named Ben Dan Tomjack. He was not my CA and my dorm was literally a mile away from his, but I still knew about him. Everyone did, because how could you not? Anyway, I’ve been thinking about his name a lot over the last two days.

Just called Klob to remind her to not vote for Noem’s replacement and, for the second time, got a real person at her Metro office. 612-727-5220 I also left a voicemail for her in DC. 202-224-3244

It appears to still be happening and is in fact today (Friday). Thanks @windowseat.bsky.social for the link!

Is the Dropkick Murphys Abolish ICE fundraiser show still happening? Every article/newsletter links to an Instagram post that no longer exists. And @racketmn.com said it’s on Saturday but @citycasttwincities.bsky.social says it’s today? Plz send help.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 6th 2026 (Hard), in less than 25 minutes One of those guesses is because I can’t read and the other one is because I was apparently supposed to solve a different square first. So really I got them all right. 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Can’t decide if I like the new check option or not. enclose.horse Day 67 💎 PERFECT! 💎 100%