Gotta repost this because I keep coming back to it and laughing all over again

Ah yes, the perils of Staying Up Late when your both your dogs and your brain wake up around 7 o'clock regardless.

If you’re having dinner with family today, A or B?

WAKE UP DEAD MAN is very fun! Stellar performances across the board. I enjoyed the Emagine theater, too.

Walking in South Minneapolis is a nightmare right now. Far too many homeowners seem to have decided shoveling wasn't a priority and now the sidewalks have long stretches of solid ice. Add two excited snow dogs to the mix and your humble narrator was quite imperiled.

It's so fucking perfect

(Likely) unpopular opinion: I am instantly turned off when improvisational comedians copy a joke over and over because the first instance of it got a big, genuine laugh. It's lazy and suffers from exponentially diminishing returns. It's been happening so often on Make Some Noise, and it bums me out.

I'm genuinely so sad to hear this, I loved picking up Southside Pride every month.

Yes! It reminds me of my friend Jeff's series of art, Dark Reflections! jeffleejohnson.com/dark-reflect... @jeffleejohnson.bsky.social

Every time I see this, which is nearly every day, I mutter to myself "YOU put in YOUR hearing aids"

Gmail may be able to read your emails and attachments to train its AI unless you opt out. This link has very easy instructions! Don't feed the machines.

I've said before that I will not support any politician that does not protect trans rights. If that protection comes alloyed with "it's ok to bomb -those- people" that support is retracted. The whole point is we don't get to decide whose lives are or are not important. We all burn together.

A very weird list of the best Twin Cities movie theaters (AMC?!?) was just featured on a local podcast, so I figured I’d give you the ACTUAL definitive list. From me. Because I’m right.

You showed up. So did we. 🌺 Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂

Oh you KNOW I pre-ordered this immediately! And it comes out right around my birthday?! Fuck yes.

I saw so, so many concerts this year, and they were all musicians I absolutely love! We saw bbno$, CAKE, Weird Al, Nine Inch Nails, Viagra Boys, and DEVO. My biggest takeaway from this year is that I don't much enjoy going to concerts.

Strange Houses by Uketsu? More like Strange Plot Choices by Uketsu. What a silly book.

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

Oh man, I loved the chocolate ones. They were so weird!

I don't understand why FedEx is consistently giving me an expected delivery date that gets pushed to the next day at least three times when their own location tracking makes it clear there is no way the package is arriving on that first, insanely hopeful date.

We had so much fun at Vilification Tennis: the Musical this past Sunday! Check out these amazing costumes!

This December 31, join us at the Historic Mounds Theatre, where you can enjoy delicious alcoholic cocktails, NA drinks, and the best popcorn theater has to offer! Enjoy the show and then mingle with the cast until it's time to count down to midnight! ci.ovationtix.com/35708/production/1258145

Fuck YES! @velcroking.bsky.social just reread these and I'm doing a reread starting in January.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

The closest I come to praying is saying things directly into my phone in the hopes that the algorithm hears me and stops its bullshit. "I don't have children, I don't want to lose weight, I don't want to de-age my face, please algorithm please stop showing me this shit"

The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it

At Menards. Me: Ooh! <starts walking away> Husband: No salt licks. Me: Aw.

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Dude, from beloved thing, a prick

Just a real who's-who of trending topics right now

Petition to relegate James Bond to Slough House

I just finished King Sorrow, Joe Hill's latest novel. It was fine, but I was so bitterly disappointed by the character Robin Fellows, a trans woman whose gender identity existed solely so that other characters could be transphobic about her. 1/4

Ohhhh this is the bad place

Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus is fantastic!

It is time for Canada and Mexico to allow for emergency asylum applications at the borders for LGBTQIA+ Americans.

Boo hiss

Happy Guy Fawkes Day. Celebrate with some anonymous dick!

Polls don't close until 9 p.m., but here's a gift link to the results page for the NYC mayoral election to bookmark to watch once they do. (No needle for this one.)

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.

Drove by @jamisonwhiting.bsky.social and a group of supporters at Cedar and Minnehaha Pkwy, and I got to shout my support and good wishes right to his smiling face! Now that's direct voter action!

My neighbor is putting up their Christmas decorations. I'm calling the fucking cops.

If you haven't voted yet, and you're still not sure about whether or not to rank Frey, please read this thread about why you should not.

Now that's an impressive coke addict 👃 #GameChanger

Daily Dose of DeWayne #8 🧵 Did you know that DeWayne has been hard at work advancing the rights of our transgender siblings for over 20 years? He’s: -Facilitated development of an award-winning Transgender Ministry at his first church in Minneapolis

No, this time change is not "the good one." They're both bad but this one is worse for me and the dogs. Worse for the dogs because they don't know clocks and will now want breakfast at 6:30am instead of 7:30am and will think me a monster for denying them. 1/2

I did it one time. And even worse, I said "Merry Xmas" to a group of kids. Why, why?

This is so much worse when deflated.

This year, my goal is to not say "trick-or-treat!" when I answer the door, which is weird and confusing and I can't stop doing it.