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bad posts from boulder co - he/him
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jamelle
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depths of wikipedia
about 20 hours ago
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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obnoxiously pitt girl
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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Max Berger
2 days ago
Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in
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a fidget toy vs Fidget
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Parker Molloy
1 day ago
đ Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What?
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@ratlimit
1 day ago
Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet âsegway into [a topic]â has become a permanent figure of speech meaning âtransition into a topicâ.
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Jon Bois
2 days ago
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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the Mountain Goats
2 days ago
fuck yeah. they're gonna let me unlock 15% off. been waiting my whole life for this
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Notorious RBMK
3 days ago
incredible incredible incredible content. like, imagine if garfield had a Down To Fuck tshirt, canonically
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matthew
3 days ago
it's probably fine
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Dude Process
3 days ago
A+ ad placement on ESPNâs trade tracker
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The Onion
3 days ago
âLord Of The Ringsâ Reader Canât Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck
https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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JC
4 days ago
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tried to figure out if this was real and google's answer was worth than nothing because i then had to google those things to ensure they *weren't* real
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
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onion person
5 days ago
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bites u
5 days ago
poly drama is so ridiculous. "my fifth wife poisoned me" get some real problems
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crippling unhip deformity
5 days ago
Spanish has a far superior ligma and I am in shambles
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will buikema
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onion person
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kate bushâs husband
6 days ago
Infantalizing a grown man and running defense for him hanging out with pedophiles is crazy
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andyâ˘
6 days ago
this has to be read to be believed
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thicc husband and father
6 days ago
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Jeet Heer
7 days ago
1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.
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Laleh Khalili
7 days ago
The director of Melania movie
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onion person
7 days ago
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
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Pile Of Garbage
8 days ago
dudes rock
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banana chip
8 days ago
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thicc husband and father
8 days ago
if the communist state of Cuba is finally destroyed by the vile American empire, the world will lose something incalculably beautiful and inspirational: a tiny island nation, 75 miles off the coast of the globe bestriding capitalist colossus that thumbed its nose at the world order for over 60 years
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ratlimit is tearing it up tonight
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andyâ˘
8 days ago
goddamn i love tom morello
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Return of the Cmonmacques
8 days ago
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: âI was there for the big brain conferencesâ Every Celebrity email to Epstein: Celebrity: âWill young girls be there?â Epstein: âtheir all coming to my ilandâ
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frovo
10 days ago
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didnât even know you could get pregnant
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AL Creed đ¨đŚ
10 days ago
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Manticker The Seventy
10 days ago
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted âYouâre watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!â The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
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The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
https://crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/the-noise-demonstrations-keeping-ice-agents-awake-at-their-hotels-a-model-from-the-twin-cities
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onion person
10 days ago
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
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jamelle
10 days ago
rare to get such a clear glimpse into the mind of someone whose response to problems in his personal life was to blame black people
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bort
11 days ago
couldnât hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
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Bill Grueskin
10 days ago
Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises âhuge emphasis on scoops.â Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
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âCBS Evening Newsâ: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/cbs-evening-news-tony-dokoupil-140533095.html
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Notorious RBMK
11 days ago
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
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weeder
11 days ago
"do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?" brother I want this app to destroy my device
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Brendel
12 days ago
Whatâs fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
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onion person
11 days ago
one of the funniest things iâve ever seen
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Blue sky nice ghost
12 days ago
I feel like if I were immortal I'd be so good at procrastinating. Like putting off learning French for 500 years. Things like that
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little lamb
12 days ago
History is pastslop
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
11 days ago
I'm so used to her being ridiculous I kind of forget she's also genuinely evil
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everyone gets me black cat stuff. i love it
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Bulletin of the Atomic Brandi đž
12 days ago
Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.
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Congresswoman Delia C. Ramirez
12 days ago
The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered âhighly trained.â The problem isnât "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
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