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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in

a fidget toy vs Fidget

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet “segway into [a topic]” has become a permanent figure of speech meaning “transition into a topic”.

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

fuck yeah. they're gonna let me unlock 15% off. been waiting my whole life for this

incredible incredible incredible content. like, imagine if garfield had a Down To Fuck tshirt, canonically

it's probably fine

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

tried to figure out if this was real and google's answer was worth than nothing because i then had to google those things to ensure they *weren't* real

poly drama is so ridiculous. "my fifth wife poisoned me" get some real problems

Spanish has a far superior ligma and I am in shambles

Infantalizing a grown man and running defense for him hanging out with pedophiles is crazy

this has to be read to be believed

1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.

The director of Melania movie

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

dudes rock

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if the communist state of Cuba is finally destroyed by the vile American empire, the world will lose something incalculably beautiful and inspirational: a tiny island nation, 75 miles off the coast of the globe bestriding capitalist colossus that thumbed its nose at the world order for over 60 years

ratlimit is tearing it up tonight

goddamn i love tom morello

Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences” Every Celebrity email to Epstein: Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?” Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait

rare to get such a clear glimpse into the mind of someone whose response to problems in his personal life was to blame black people

couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi

Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]

"do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?" brother I want this app to destroy my device

What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

I feel like if I were immortal I'd be so good at procrastinating. Like putting off learning French for 500 years. Things like that

History is pastslop

I'm so used to her being ridiculous I kind of forget she's also genuinely evil

everyone gets me black cat stuff. i love it

Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.

The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.” The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.