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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

gone are the days of wine and a blue wave now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave

Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.

i'm sorry but i'm having so much trouble holding up a serious conversation with someone who doesnt even believe ghosts are real

Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post. oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...

I know I’m not allowed to yell at women to smile anymore but what about frown? I just want to have some control over their face I’m not picky about expression

Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy

It amazes me that politicians continuously sell us the idea of policing as the only route to peace and safety when with our own eyes, everyday, from the Punisher logo to this, we are forced to confront the fact that they outwardly present themselves as a death and violence cult.

Being a dipshit while white (DWW) is an identity

im being gangstalked by the imperial boomerang

Schumer and Jeffries: Trump says he wants to use Black people as target practice, we say why not target getting our bipartisan budget back in the black

There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.

For those of you who think some of us are alarmist Chicken Littles, you might want to look at our record of predictions. We keep saying what the horrible next step will be and then it happens. Meanwhile, the "wait and see" crowd is batting .000. You are in denial.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

MY PROMISE TO YOU: - I AM A DUMB BITCH - MY HEART WILL BE BROKEN BY THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE DAY - I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP EXPECTING BETTER - I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP DEMANDING BETTER

On this date in 1939, the USSR invaded Poland in cooperation with its ally, Nazi Germany. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/timot...

If you're reading this in America odds are you died from drugs last year

Tonight's nightmares will be: Bob from Twin Peaks (as always) Stephen Miller playing with dolls in the White House

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Catching an all timer like this with zero likes feels like seeing a shooting star.

I guess Trump really did think of Kirk like a member of his family.

bsky mods if you’re reading this you’re gay lmfao

D360,249 - issued in 1995 for a design for a "soundproof device for a person to scream into."

Oh yeah? Well I'll have you know that Ceej liked this post. That's right, the skeleton one.

What’s worse: A ruling saying the Fed’s protections of for-cause removal are unconstitutional, or a ruling saying that the President’s determination that there is cause is unreviewable?

It’s scary to live in an economy floating entirely on delusions and scams, but on the other hand the Members Only pizza is very funny

“Did you just say frogsona…!? Anthony, are you a furry??” “😳😨 NO! uh hehe no boss, no no, I said frog SAUNA, it’s what I’m calling this uh brick? that, heh, uh, gets hot in the sun to keep the frogs warm and…. fight off infection! yeah, it helps them fight fungal infections 😅” “🤨 I see.”

Can we normalize psilocybin?

this illustrates an important assumption that usually goes unspoken: whether our goal is to “get into power.” my one articulable political philosophy is roughly that power will concentrate, concentrated power is bad, and that my duty is to interrogate and flatten peaks of concentrated power

he was so real for this one

if american eagle is gunning to be the livery of trumpian fascism then jnco jeans will be the uniform of the partisan resistance

A lot of people are learning that cowardice won’t save them in real time. Might as well be brave.

we could really use a backstreet boys for the left right about now

The gerrymander in Texas is constitutional. The ones in New York and California are not. by Sam Alito, Amy Coney Barret, Neil Gorsuch, Bret Kavanaugh, John Roberts, and Clarence Thomas

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"

I’ve almost ratio’d the Wall Street Journal with this post, please come show your support! YES WE CAN! STAY IN LINE!

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

the only “downwardly mobile elite” I know of is Jeffrey Epstein, write about him more

the act of perceiving is known as “perception” the act of believing is known as “beleption”

we need to take civilization and/or the homo sapiens species back to the drawing board

people on meta have sent over 3 million messages to ai chicken & 2.7 million messages to ai cow

“no kink at pride” your existence is a kink to the fascists who want to murder you. shut the fuck up.

New filing: "Harvard v. DHS (student visa revokation)" Doc #75: Memorandum & Order Download PDF | View Full Case #CL70349156

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again