Elon - it’s such little dick behavior of you not to want to pay taxes. BIG dick moguls DEMAND to pay their share. It proves they know their worth and are DYING to flex it. Your unwillingness to pay just shows what an itty bitty dick you have. Your baby dick will grow if you pay your fucking taxes.

I hate when Dump wears the really fancy tuxedo. It’s just the worst look he could possibly have. He is just greed personified. He is entitlement on wheels. A gilded lily that is rotting from the inside. It’s so literal and on the nose it’s sickening.

Were you at Stagecoach or Stagedcoach this weekend?

Asian don’t raisin but pussy do prune

I’ve long thought Bernie Sanders should join Parliament. Not the governing body, the band. I just feel like he has some beautiful funk inside that yearns to be expressed.

Every morning I wake with the hope I’ll open my phone and there will be a million texts telling me he died. I get a thrill in my chest even just thinking about it right now.

Every day we wonder whether we will live or die all because of the whims of an idiotic, incompetent, incoherent, incontinent pedoph*ile whose best quality is that he is a coward.

We make so much space and so many excuses and so much accommodation for aberrant male sexuality that we have a literal r*pist and a pedoph*le for a president. And it’s even more of a crime to use those actual words than it is for him to hold the highest office in the world.

Louis CK shoulda just had an OnlyFans so people could pay to watch him jerk off instead of subjecting female comics to it. Missed financial opportunity!

For summer protests I predict a bunch of big titty frogs.

That would be so great if he died today.

So many dudes at protests are showing up with big titties it’s going to replace the frog

H*es know! Please - spicy workers! Drop your client list! Spill the tea! Stop protecting these corrupt politicians. We need you in this fight. Who is the DL top bending Lindsay Graham over Disney World hotel chaise lounges? Who’s buying your panties? Who buys your farts? Who are you p*ssing on? #fdt

What Bryon was doing was not that different from Kristi posing in front of prisoners. It’s fetishized power play. She was always giving ‘ILSA’. They should open a large scale BDSM brothel catering to MAGA. They’d make bank!! I LOVE THIS FOR THEM!!!

I’m just sick of him. Sick of being outraged. Sick of being disgusted. Sick of being appalled. I’m even sick of laughing at him. Only his death would bring relief now. That’s all I wish for.

He wants to control Venezuela Iran Cuba Greenland but he can’t even control the shit coming out of his own asshole! #nokings

Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?

An incoherent, incompetent, incontinent p*dophile decides whether we live or die.

Two first names is a bad omen it’s giving Ricky Bobby

He looks so stupid and tired in his little made up war room.

I hate when people say ‘He tells it like it is’ because he’s not based in reality at all. He just forces us all to believe in his truth completely against our will.

People still clapping for him like he’s not a piece of shit.

They arrested a prince and this is INCREDIBLE and it shows how little republicans care about evidence and the truth when it comes to the Epstein files or really anything to do with Dump. The information was enough to topple a monarch and here they are just turning a blind eye to these allegations.

Not relevant, but he’s objectively so physically repulsive, so truly ugly in every sense of the word. From his pathetic face - the way that it is aging, sliding down the grim plane of his disgusting body to the manner and content of his words. Only a man who has done great wrong can look so bad.

He’s got to know how much people hate him. I don’t think he can really be shielded from the enormity of it.

He’s mad because he knows he’s never going to be one of those beloved people who suddenly die and everyone is stunned with surprise and grief. He knows we are all waiting and hoping and wishing for his demise, planning parties and festivals, chilling magnums of champagne just for the glorious day.

The fact that he doesn’t sleep makes me think he is gonna die soon.

Impeach, remove and IMPRISON

How did the Melania movie make 1 million on opening weekend????!!!!!!! Nobody cares to see it. Not even MAGA is going!

We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.

We are not in fascism. We are in the tyranny portion of the ride.

Dump supporters threatening to leave the US if he is imprisoned is the best motivation to put him there. Let’s do this thing!!

MAGA boycotting Jeopardy! Oh no!

It would be so fun to secede from MAGA just to be able to watch their new country destroy themselves.

How can we wait for the midterms? Will we even be here by then? Impeach and prosecute now!

Tr*mp said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and he wouldn’t lose any followers. We are actually watching this happen right now. We cannot let this go.

May he fall ill and die.

Both hands are now rotting

It’s not just that the files say he did it. It’s that we can totally picture him doing it. Like, “Oh yeah, of course. Who else would do that? It’s so HIM. Like Peak Him!”

R*ped a child, impregnated her, then helps throw the baby off his yacht. And still they stand by him. They’ll never leave him. They bend over backwards to prove his innocence or justify his actions as if either is possible. What is it if it’s not a cult?

A true Christmas miracle would be if he died today.

What will he do to distract us from the files? It’s kind of his last chance. It’s gotta be big.

He can’t allow anyone else to have a moment, no matter how tragic or painful. He’s got to have the attention back on him. What I hate is that we continue to give it to him. Raging at him is still attention, the oxygen he needs to survive. Our attention extends his life, filling him with vigor. #fdt

Every day he does something that makes us hate him exponentially more yet he remains in office.

What about the guy who killed Charlie Kirk? Not a word about him. Did they just let him go because he seemed to be mourning enough?

Trans people are here. They have been here and they will always be here. #transisbeautiful

More Manga, less MAGA

Picking up his pathetic fifa fake peace prize with his decomposing dead hand.

Every time I see him, hear him, think of him - I whisper “Please die.” I think it helps.

He can’t even stay awake while his ass is being fervently kissed. We are near the end.