What can we do to help the #trans community? #transisbeautiful #pride #lgbtq

I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles

For me, Turning Point is always going to be about Shirley MacLaine and Anne Bancroft.

Conservatives, please consult a bdsm professional because this need for dominance in public life is inappropriate. There’s children here. Nobody needs to see your kinks. You’re blaming and subjugating communities for your disgusting perversions and that’s a menace.

I want trans people to be safe. I’m holding you in my heart.

Baristas have nothing to do with this

They’re doing this because they’re weak.

No matter what he cancels he can’t cancel himself off the Epstein list.

They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.

I wish trans people could just live their lives without all this SHIT. I’m thinking of you all the time. Sending all my love.

Everything they do is to protect the pedophiles. It’s not about freedom. It’s not patriotic. It’s not about anything but that.

That racist march in England is so dumb like WHERE IS TEA FROM?

The Epstein files have a trans roommate.

Releasing the Epstein files would be a great palate cleanser

We should have given him a sitcom to play the president. it would have been so much better and he probably wouldn’t have known the difference. If I had a Time Machine I would have pitched it in 2010 and we could have avoided all this.

Release the Epstein files

He’s having such a bad week

I love how hated he is

That’s his signature

Last week was so fun when we thought he was dead

The soft animal of my body wants him to die.

I thought it was going to be bad but not this bad.

There was so much hope for a moment when we thought he might be dead. It was a lightness inside that I never allow myself to brighten that I turned up, not thinking of the crush of dark disappointment, the inky void that the picture of him in the day, disgustingly alive still, would bring.

He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’

Is he finally

If only he would just die.

Nobody is saying they want a dictator except the voices in his head

I’m so sick of letting things sink in.

Do you think if we finger the neck p*ssy it will squirt out the Epstein files?

I wanted to say - “Clapping on the red carpet like a stupid bitch so Putin can throatf*ck him in that sweet tight neck p*ssy of his.” - but I wasn’t sure if it would be appropriate. I guess I’m learning to speak up!

Clapping like a toddler for Putin.

He can’t even walk in a straight line.

Stepping in gum is worse than stepping in shit

I use a red light dildo for menopausal health which lights up my puss from the inside. Is it an A) Crack-o-lantern B) Snatch-o-lantern Or C) Gash-o-lantern

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I pray that time will take him soon. Before they replace him with someone worse. It’s hard to do for them at least. No one has been able to convince them like he has. He has an absurd magic in those little grabbing hands. When they grasp at life no more, this is what I’ll long for. That day.

Kim Davis is a nasty bitch

I’m just so sick of him.

Why would you join #ice when your Japanese ancestors were interned during WW2? You’re not even white. This is definitely the #Superman curse. #resist #nokings #abolishice

Provincetown is Ptown or Penistown or Pussytown depending on why you’re going. It can also be Problemstown. I’m going for all the reasons.

I want to teach hagging gay men to young women like they teach geishas in Kyoto. Like set up a Hag Academy where we are educated in the fine art of haggotry. Like flower arranging to power bottom arranging.

I hate TERFS. F*ck JK Rowling. Her name is JK because she’s a joke.

It’s that constipation like you know when you feel the shit has texture like it’s studded

AI doesn’t work for lesbians because they can’t get fingers right.

The worst leader who brings out the worst in humanity.

So grateful for #SouthPark

YES AND IT WAS HEALING!!!!

I wish I had a QR code at the back of my neck to give new dates a pdf manual to me. I just don’t want to explain anything anymore. And there would be troubleshooting tips and links to a subreddit for quick fixes.

Poo is not like pee in that when you miss your poo window it retreats. Pee presses on. But poo goes somewhere. Where does it go?