Thanks for all the kind Kinks komments about this @eggpod.bsky.social. If you love the Village Green Preservation Society, this is the podcast for you. I will be forever grateful to the great @chrisshaweditor.bsky.social for letting me be part of EggPod, it continues to bring me actual joy. 🙏

These 2 assholes decided it was a good idea to assault my partner and subject us both to transphobia. It happened in Castle Meadow, Norwich at around 16:55 and the next 15 minutes after they came back twice to subject us to transphobia and tell us to die in a river. . Make them famous.

rip 😔

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

Trafalgar Square’s tree this Christmas.

And now Argentina vs. Switzerland aka the Third Reich Escape Route Classico

HAVE THAT, GRIEG

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

I've been sat in a pub for the past two hours, mostly ignoring the football playing on the TV set on the far wall whose view has been obscured most of the time.

John Stones is also what Americans call urinal cakes.

Oscar Bobb sounds like a minor character in a Bob Mortimer Would I Lie To You? story

Norway pay their female international players the same amount as their male players and have done since 2017.

Ken Bates has carked it.

RIP Dermot Murnaghan. His first frontman job was on the Channel 4 Daily, which he got to sign off succinctly.

We are forced to exist in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.”

John Sparkes's version will always be definitive for me. So touching, so tender. youtu.be/aXcKYHYIWrY?...

I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.

Zaphod Beeblebrox has lost one of his heads! #totp

Refrain from speculation, unless you’re a newspaper columnist. Then you can draw all kind of inferences that fit with your pre-existing positions and those of your proprietor.

Nothing says “this insurance company knows my country” than using an AI generated map of Belgium that puts Ghent in Wallonie, gives us two Namurs and a south coast on the Med.

I’ve just seen a woman sat outside Greggs fanning herself with a pasty. I love this country.

You can have a different view about a person's life than you have about their death.

Wait, she lived in somewhere called Haytor? How apt!

Will this be an excuse for Farage to pull out of the Clacton by-election?

90% of British BlueSky after getting *that* BBC News alert just now

Fery sunk!

Buried in the middle of this article about Andy Burnham receiving almost enough votes to become leader of the Labour Party in the first round comes this bit where he endorses Count Binface!

Yer Mam's new shop has opened

I’ve just seen this so now you have to too.

Please do remember that 'refusal to suffer fools gladly', 'forthright manner' and 'unafraid to speak their mind' are all code for 'absolute bastard'.

I feel this policy of simply waiting for climate change deniers and brexit voters to die off may not be practical.

I bet he's on Bluesky.

Such a shame to wake up to the news about Ann Widdecombe. In a just world it would have happened years ago. In a perfect world she’d never have existed at all.

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

I haven't got anything nice to say, so I'll stick with 'vile old trout'.

I keep thinking of how HM Queen is now mainly remembered for being in sketches with James Bond and Paddington Bear, rather than paying for her son’s problems to disappear. Light Ent is a great laundry of the otherwise unacceptable.

I read this comment in the voice of Bluebottle

RIP Bonnie Tyler

Good lord did I misread that.

Howling.

GUYS - I’ve just realised what Farage is going to do… The thing is he now has NO WAY to proceed which doesn’t humiliate him. If he wins, he is, as Rachel Reeves put it, The Man Who Spent His Summer Arguing With A Bin. If he bails, he’s The Man Who Fled From A Bin. And if he LOSES…

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

I dared to spend a few days visiting family. My cat has decided to prevent that from happening again by gluing himself to me. It's like baby wearing. If babies had claws.

There used to be a ceramic tile shop on the outskirts of Harrogate named "The Bonnie Tiler".

I've spent about half an hour scouring through aerial photos trying to find a row of houses that I suspected were former railway buildings, only not to be able to find them at all. They must have been demolished or redeveloped sometime in the past 20 years.

You fools! You’ve just given Nigel Farage control of a navy!

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

Oswald Moanly.