I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

MELIA Full of love, sweetest girl once she gets to know you, enjoys car rides, peaceful walks, playing, will be you best friend. All she needs is a calm adult only home. No dogs. Cats ok. Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 [email protected]

Yeah, hard to explain that... #TDS #ItsAcult #MAGAtNation

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Early summer crop. But less a result of my garden skills and more to do with the #ClimateCrisis lengthening the growing season in ‘temperate’ #Canberra.

My 8lb cat is convinced he is the boss of all animals. The 50lb pit bull is terrified of him. It's funny, until I have to pick up everything the dog knocks over while fleeing from the cat. The cat is in a time out at the moment because he will not stop.

Echium - St. Peter Port, Guernsey - May 2024 Original photo, not enhanced in any way. The blue was so rich & intense in colour. #art #bloom #bloomscroll #bloomscrolling #blossom #closeup #echium #flower #flowers #garden #guernsey #nature #outdoor #blue #photo #photograph #photography #plant #walk

Drinking a cup from Utopian right now. It's excellent! Laos, dark end of light roast, low oxygen honey processed. A bit darker and far less fruity than my norm, but it won me over at the first sip!

My adhd & my husband's autism can make communication difficult, but we've had decades to figure it out. Today those methods failed. Him- overexplaining thermometers Me- can this end?? I'm having a hard time pretending to care. Him- ok, but this is interesting! Continues over explaining Me-

How we feel about this is how the whole rest of the world feels about Americans.

Jack Smith is testifying behind close doors because House GOP, who subpoenaed him refuse his request to testify publicly. Read the details here: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

It's time to order seeds! I found a pepper guy in CA who has white scorpions! I NEED those in my garden!! Plus I'll be getting okra, tomatoes and all that from places too, but peppers!!

My husband looked at me this morning and quoted this show as the best news forecast he's heard in days. He was referring to the party after dump dies, but I'm choosing to believe it was the toilet part.

Oh well! I hope that they have the day they voted for! 🤷🏽‍♂️ #TrumpTariffs #Maga #ReeseWaters

A handful of prominent commentators on the right have risen in support of Trump’s unhinged reaction to the deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife.

When the White House has more plot twists than a soap opera! 🎭 Have you seen the new article from #VanityFair? 👀 #TrumpDrama #PoliticianPersonality #RealityCheck #PoliticalSatire #ReeseWaters

Do I need a hot pink faux fur coat that will probably make me look like a Muppet? Maybe not, BUT, I have a pattern, coupon for Mood, & the perfect shoes. The Universe obviously wants me to have a hot pink faux fur coat.

Oh man

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Absolutely horrified about the news about Rob Reiner. I hope it isn't true about who did it, because their last moments had to have been even more horrific if it's true. Just devastating for them.

No No No No He brought so much joy to the world. 😢💔

I start my New Year's resolutions on my birthday because it's my new year. That's next Sunday & I made my list today. Most are to improve at something, but one is defined. Learn 12 new skills. One a month. Month 1 is going to be yo-yo tricks.

It's weirdly quiet here. I don't what the grands are up too, but it's not my problem tonight. Their mom is down there with them and I'm not gonna check. Quiet is almost always messy. I think I'll make a cup of coffee because I can.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Alls I’m saying is that I’ve run 5 marathons since getting the COVID shot and multiple boosters so actually I think they give you superpowers

I have watched this on repeat. It's so good.

Trump has escalated his attacks on Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar to a disturbing new level. Yesterday, federal immigration agents pulled over her son and demanded proof of his citizenship.

I’m a gun owner. My entire inheritance from my dad was guns. That said, we should regulate guns.

I make my GYN appointments a year in advance…

This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.

I graduated from high school in 1984, I can't recall being assigned many full books to read back then either. We read all the time, but after the book reports of elementary school, I can't think of many full books being assigned. DODDS schools in Germany.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

3rd cup of coffee for the day. 866 cup for the year. Not the cup pictured, that one was from a few years ago, I just like the pic.

One of my dogs is asleep in the living room. Somewhere outside is another dog howling. My dog is howling back in his sleep. I wonder what he's dreaming about. Now he's "running" in his sleep while howling.

Grandson is trying to weaponize incompetence so he can get out of doing something. It's not going well for him because I'm just making him do it again.

ON DECEMBER 19th: ship happens. I voice The Flying Dutchman, the most pants-wettingly scariest ghost to ever roam the high seas. THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS. Arrgh you ready?

For the love of God DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts. Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter . A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many sacrifices. Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

This time of year is stressful for me in a different way than the norm. As soon as I get someone a gift,I IMMEDIATELY want to give it to them. The waiting for Annual Gift Giving Day is hard. Because we're not Christian, I only have to wait until the 21st. I might make it, I might not.

Miami will have its first Democratic mayor in 30 years

Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.

the first and only impeachment proceeding against a supreme court justice was over excessive partisanship fyi

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

This is why I am transparent about where I earned my living, who I donate to, etc. I get that for people who aren't transparent, they would oppose a conversation about disclosure and ethics. There's an awful lot of $$ sloshing around that big creators don't want you to know they're taking.

Posted the same day we hear that they have launched "The Irish Goodbye": ICE waiting to catch immigrants who are trying to leave this country, abducting them as they cross the border. Don't forget corporations are being paid $150k/yr tax $$$ to keep immigrants in detention centers. It's a grift.

@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social Charlie is a big fan but kindly requests more stories about dogs.

Pantone declared cloud dancer white the color of the year.