I’m sure if they fire more people trying to form a union they’ll get it out faster.

Not all heroes wear capes...

in case anyone forgot they literally called in the FBI, US Marshalls in armor and SWAT guys to breach the door with submachine guns for the sandwich guy now on trial so they could record this video for propaganda purposes. he posed no danger to anyone at any point. all those clowns should be in jail

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY,

Ski Free's icon went hard

saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man

Whoops

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

i'm never showing my kid tony hawk. they'll have to recreate the 900 from first principles

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

cc: @greatdismal.bsky.social

Today we just got 100 new followers and a bunch of people saying "whoa I've never heard of this" re: the game we have been thumping into the ground for the last 3 years by posting one gif from our earliest demo. If you think you post too much about your game: you probably don't!

average bluesky poster

Adrian Veidt would be terminally online if the internet existed in the 1980s and you know it’s true A paid blue check if ever there was one.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

"Terminally online hedge fund manager Bill Ackman donated $1.75 million, while failed presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg donated $8.3 million, all to no avail." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

Bluesky rn

this is objectively hilarious

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide

If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!

Wondering how much trouble I’ll get if I try to write this off on my taxes

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

did you hear? they put a button on the ploopy nano 2

Godzilla day you say?

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

ME: *holding a flashlight under my face wearing ghost makeup and a yankees hat* chuuuuuck.... chuck schuuuumeerrrr.... SEN. CHUCK SCHUMER: ahhh! who are you??? ME: dont you recognize me chuuuuuckk..... im the baileys.... im the boy one..... chuck im woke now.....

A 2020 study found that Amazon—which shares owner Jeff Bezos with The Washington Post—is one of the largest employers of people on SNAP.

No one escapes the Family

Happy Karnovember everyone!

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

The American people deserve to know where Char Aznable was on January 6th 2021.

There should be more Primus-core music. No I will not elaborate. youtu.be/kDou7FLRvVg

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Karnovember arrives!

why is it impossible to stream the patlabor tv series anywhere, also why is the full box set like 500 dollars, additionally why do none of the torrent sites i used 15 years ago exist anymore

it turns out the real torment nexus is arguing what the torment nexus is. and also the friends we made along the way

can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.

He got that shit on.