“Hello, tech support? I accidentally got some grape flavored juice called Dankey Kang in my bitcoin machine and when I asked it how to fix that it told me to kill myself.”

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

come on man.

He found out that when the bigotry money dries up the bigots cut the Black budget first huh

What a hellscape the UK sounds like. Glad this will never happen in the USA where we have FREEDOM.

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

Cherry blossoms in Japan.

this could be the subject of a dissertation

OH MY GOD

Massive dunk by the Lakers to cut the Thunder lead to 30…in the second quarter. #nba

And if you think this is just some BS meme image, you can listen to the man himself: www.npr.org/transcripts/...

This dork #Pokemon #Pokopia

It gives me life to see a bunch of people complain about the #Thunder; mad they are beating their team. #NBA

#pokemon #Pokopia is crack cocaine.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

2020: #AnimalCrossing drops right as Covid hits and we spend the year inside playing it 2026: #Pokopia drops right as WWIII hits and we spend the year inside our bunkers playing it The next time #Nintendo drops a cozy game we need to watch out.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

do you have games on your phone

They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!

#Thunder Up! #NBA

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

The U.S. Women’s Hockey team are so awesome. I hope they keep crushing it until the end. #Olympics

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Shout out to god who chose one team to win and the other to lose. #superbowl

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

Bluesky is cool because just like twitter half the people that follow me are bots.

#Thunder starting garbage time in the 2nd. I’ll take it. #NBA

The real tragedy of Don Lemon being arrested is now we have to talk about Don Lemon.

I wonder what BigBalls is up to.

"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt" "They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it" Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?

What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear

He might talk tough, but Greg Bovino still can’t ride all the rides at Six Flags. 🧍 📏 🚫🎢

“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.

Me, reading any news whatsoever:

Weak talk from the administration that kept saying they'd "fix" everything on day one.

Sucks that we are in a place where the city has to reiterate this information, but thanks to republicans here we are.

Watching #Unrivaled on HBO and it’s super clear and my AVR is showing Dolby Atmos. Meanwhile, pretty much every #NBA game I watch on YoutubeTV is in stereo and often is in some weird ass 720p (1080p if you’re lucky) “enhanced” BS.

Mute is the better option here. Bluesky allows basically anyone to get a list of who blocks whom. It’s not private. As detailed in this post mastodon.social/@_elena/1159...

Americans should leave to avoid some "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws" to come home to "severe risks [of] wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws"

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

So the ICE agent who shot Renee Good is (according to his father) married to an immigrant from the Philippines. Now people are using that to justify his violence. Yeah, because marriage to someone erases your “-isms”. No, it does NOT. Prime example, JD Vance.

FINALLY

Still so funny