I had the cassette on regular rotation in my car in high school. Loved starting a winter day in an eerie mood.

we should be allowed to just stick a luggage tag on kids and collect them from the airport conveyor belt at the other end

A fish has a few snacks

Sometimes there's a voice in the back of my mind that tells me everyone's going to laugh at me. Nobody is laughing now, but that's because I'm in a cemetery and that's inappropriate.

On set. Oaks Grove, OR, US

All I'm saying is that donuts have never given me explosive diarrhea...

deer sees another deer. nods . game recognize game, is what im saying

Remember kids...

“Fuck this, I quit.” “Wait Stan, you can’t just-“ “Later, losers!”

Apologies for misinterpreting your flirting as the early signs of a stroke

Fucking gross

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

I don’t care that Lindsay was most likely in the closet. I care that he supported policy to punish those who live outside of it

“Count me out, enough is enough!” - Lindsey Graham on January 6th, 2021 and also yesterday, apparently

The discord was lit today

Except written upside down to be legible:

Beef Wellactuallyington

"The showtime is also an essential consideration. A 7:00 p.m. movie should start at 7:00, not after 25–30 minutes of ads and trailers." www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

if i knock on a psychic’s door and they say who is it i’m immediately leaving and will no longer be needing your services.

The Epstein files are never going to be released without an Edward Snowden style leak.

#DataCenters You know what to do.

"Ah, and they also devised the following code name for Elon Musk as well: 'Musk.' Send in the cryptographers, we’re going to need all the help we can get in deciphering this." www.jezebel.com/fbi-foiled-t...

Strangely sweet behind the scenes shot from Near Dark (1987).

Nostalgia is acknowledging the mistakes you didn't make

Got kicked out of the matrix for splashing other people with the pink goo

there is no i in sauron

The Dow closed under 50,000 today, and I think that means we can arrest Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche now.

The invaluable Missing Movies organization has saved another endangered film, Mary Herron's debut feature I SHOT ANDY WARHOL! It screens June 14 at NY's IFC Center! Now that it's been preserved, look for it at a revival house in your area & eventually on streaming. www.avclub.com/i-shot-andy-...

I can't believe it took me until now, but I just realized that Christopher Walken's Bond villain Max Zorin predicted Elon Musk to an alarming degree of accuracy

It should be socially acceptable to growl and bark at people you don’t like.

have you considered not making it into a whole fucken thing

Aruuuuuugula

Via Reddit

BREAKING: Riverbottom Nightmare Band drops out of “America 250” citing Trump’s “lack of respect for animal, birdie or fish.”

Coyote vs Acme vs Kramer vs Kramer

SE PDX, OR, US #pixel6pro #pixelography

Young MC has joined Morris Day in announcing he won't be performing for the Freedom 250 concert which was announced all of 12 hours ago. I've been working concerts since 1996 and this is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. It's looking very much like the talent buyer lied to the artists.

Out of the 22 Navy officers just promoted to admiral, none were women taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-wo...

[haunting kazoo melody]

I used a Demerbox as a speaker on my first mixer cart

#BREAKING Lucy Announces Strait of Football Open

[me, getting stabbed to death in 19th century London] ugh, more like Jerk the Ripper

SE PDX, OR, US

Wife: do that thing i like Husband: *shuts the fuck up

WHY

This is what having a job is like