Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

one thing that’s for sure when It Happens is that Party in the USA is going to chart again

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

Outrageous. Stripping Liam Conejo Ramos and his family of asylum is beyond cruel and indefensible. This decision must be overturned. Shame.

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Disrespected my Rōnin." [spotlight tracks me as the top half of my body slides off of the bottom half]

www.reddit.com/r/linux/s/jf... Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

Alright, I've seen enough. Cavs win the chip. Book it.

Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

Omens of the underground, he approaches

Always thought this video with 800 views by a guy on YouTube named Daniel Cupps should have a few million more. It is even better that it ends in the most reprehensible way I can think of. No better way to prove the point.

About to quit my job in like 15 min, this is sick

I wanted to do a dramatic reading of this and As Per Usual, I ended up going full Cecil Gershwin Palmer on it youtu.be/vwGgdMzlP7E

Weird guy who looks like a big lizard and has a big lizard tongue and talks like a snake where he says things like yessssss precioussssss gemssssss: the big mistake the Democratic Party has made is not being culturally normal

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

"Hmm, I wonder what the die cutting machine meta is like" [Ten minutes later] "I have discovered the discord for experimental Cricut hacking. The are developing their own FOSS firmware to liberate their machines. Their cause, which I was previously unaware of, is righteous"

Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move

What? I guess that is the difference with old TV. I have seen the show more than a few times, but not in succession. My mom ran off to the rainbow festival with a guy from pottery class, but she came back.

ok its time for the feelings post: folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

The internet is good!

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

DeSantis is totally irrelevant at this point but this scene is very important, we must never stop fighting back. Protester yells; “is that your f*cking legacy? You bowed to a f*cking pedophile! You’re a f*cking pedophile!” #Resist

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen. Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

my brak friday sale is still going! mcchris.com

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

The data are in

for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl

Surprise, the Washington Trump-Post is opposed to gerrymanders that favor Democrats! www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Sure stuff like this happens in the People’s Republic of Byhalia Mississippi but what do real Americans think?

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

But it can buy rope!

One of your idiot buddies has a high school flashback and blasts a white lady. It’s so bad that your bloated god-king can’t even hold the line when he sees the actual video so they trot out the pig man with eyeliner to defend you. Everyone hates the pig man. Even you hate him. Winter just started

A looming deportation purge in Springfield, Ohio is on pause. But Haitians there are still hiding at home and making plans for who will take care of their kids if they are snatched by ICE and disappeared. A report from the ground: www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/waiting-fo...

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite