If I was an editor and someone handed me this headline I would go to their house and give them a swirlie

Re-reading Gotham Central & I forgot there’s a funny bit in there that implies Batman can do flawless vocal impressions of every detective in the major crimes unit. Batman: world’s greatest detective, martial arts master, the Rich Little of police

putting this on your timeline again

today the big man is back

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

this exists it is called thinking

Michael Eisner, realizing he can pretend to have principles AND low-key call Bob Iger a pussy in just one post:

One meager silver lining to all this is that whatever shreds of credibility Libertarianism had left have been burnt to cinders. Every “I believe in small government” business guy is quiet as the grave right now

honestly, kudos to him for this

The problem is the system worked so well they took it for granted. It's the same logic behind anti-vax people going "why should I worry about measles? Who cares about polio?" without ever understanding that the thing they're trying to destroy is the thing that's kept them healthy & alive

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

"In the United States of America, if you say 'mint majesty tea with two honeys' is an extremely weird order, they'll fire you from your job and doxx your home address"

weird al has been executed by firing squad for recording a parody of the fountains of wayne song "stacys mom" titled "charlies gone"

tell them... *holds back sobs* tell the Juggies to bounce at half height on the trampolines tonight

They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.

BILL MAHER (next week): Cancel culture is out of control, man *hits joint smugly* from THE LEFT ROMAN POLANSKI: *laughs nervously* I don't know about that Billiam

Meanwhile, Brian Kilmeade, who advocated killing all homeless people, still has a cushy Fox job.

I think a lot about what Matt Christman said about the "treats economy" and how w/ no real material improvements/changes on the horizon in the political imagination the social compact in America becomes 'gimme my slop & make it cheap.' This admin forgot that lesson & it's going to hurt them badly

Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist

Officially the worst and weirdest time I've ever experienced in the US. Congrats kids, I can no longer talk about how post-9/11 was the stupidest time. The points have been reset but the numbers are all frozen at like 999 or -1. "2025" itself is slowly drifing from numbers, currently known as Z-A☐5.

I am bad at predictions but I'm going to make one anyway. I think the Trump admin and Republicans are going to get worse, making even more dramatic authoritarian moves at a feverish pace and this will code to many as increasing strength. But in fact they will be losing popularity and control.

Jimmy Fallon as the last late-night host standing is truly the kind of dire shit you hope the graphic novel memoirs don't leave out in 30 years

Okay, so if this article is correct this is even crazier than it seems on the surface because the comments in question aren't even really about Kirk- it's about Kimmel calling his shooter a MAGA Republican.

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

were to be around him at any time for any reason due to his habitual sexual harassment and assaults. Frank Miller released one of the most savagely Islamophobic comics of all time, HOLY TERROR, and still works with DC. There are pedophiles, war criminals, confessed sexual predators on staff.

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

okay, this is the funniest photo ever

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

To be fair it would be hard for Peter Thiel to not be an "Anti-Christ expert" considering that he probably has Damian in his roster of bloodboys

The Christian nationalist/Silicon Valley alliance makes more sense when you consider that both groups are essentially Gnostics in their hatred of the flesh. Both groups want to transcend the obligations & demands of flesh- bodies that require care from others- to escape into the Rapture/Singularity

We are witnessing a swift and sweeping consolidation of media (traditional and social) into the hands of a small number of billionaires who are actively aligned/aligning (both via free will and coercion) with Trump and his right wing political party. This is (I’ll say it) a fascist project.

Listening to Prefab Sprout is fun because it always elicits two simultaneous responses: "this is some dork-ass shit" AND "this is some of the best songwriting I've ever heard"

That it's DIANA of the two who is written as the "bro killing is bad bro" is so funny because she's the only one of the DC Big Three who will canonically ice her bad guys without breaking a sweat

One of my favorite recurring bits in the Carl Barks stories is these interstitial one-page gags where Scrooge McDuck keeps fucking over the same coffee shop owner like Harpo driving the lemonade stand owner insane in DUCK SOUP

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Soaking my feet in an epsom salt bath after a very long walk 2. Carl Barks comics 3. Answering telemarketer calls in-character as The Big Bopper & not breaking once 4. Chocolate milk 5. Making James Brown noises when I get off the couch

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

The broader project is pretty obviously fash, but from one moment to the next the model is clearly running the whole country like an unusually insane HOA.

I don’t want to hear anyone whining about “The Left doing cancel culture” ever again

Hell yeah

Immanuel Cunt