Ngl it feels like “10th century peasant brain” was achieved in less than a few years w the introduction of genAI. Are you so fucking stupid that you think you can feed an image of a masked man into the computer and the computer knows what he looks like under the mask?! Why would you believe that??

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

elon is on twitter justifying a cold blooded murder. get off of that site, you assholes

There is a group of people that are supposed to be composed in high stress situations, train for them in fact, get paid well for it, and are given very, very broad leeway on how they act, and yet they shit their pants constantly and cry about how scared they are all the time.

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I don't remember who it was who shared this on here a week or so ago but you're a mensch and this mix is unbelievable youtu.be/ycFxOhLZYFw?...

It’s so funny how sweaty the MCU is now. “RDJ is back!!” “Also Captain America—the one you like—is back!!!!” “Magneto is back and he’s old as fuck!” “All the X-Men are back! We didn’t even bother recasting them!!” “Please God care about these movies again!!!!”

R.I.P. Béla Tarr, a giant of cinema who rethought how movies could move and operate. He was also, by most accounts, a generous and inspiring teacher who thought of his students as collaborators, not disciples.

me on this website every hour of every day

Gonna have to go with the Final Fantasy Holy Trinity (FFVI, FFIV, and FF Tactics), Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

tech companies using society as a staging server

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Once again.

I recommend people watch WALKER by Alex Cox. Forgive the trailer, they had to market it somehow, but it’s a minor miracle that Universal Pictures even theatrically released such a strong indictment of US foreign policy in Latin America at all. It’s on Internet Archive youtu.be/XImi7fT7-J0

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

One of the most annoying things about growing up has been the realization that the high school burnout who responded to every US military action with "can't you see, it's all about the oil maaaaan" was more often right than not.

For some reason this tweet comes to mind today.

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

The United States is so drunk on its belief in its own exceptionalism, we cannot see how clearly the totality of human history demonstrates that when the wealthy are afforded too much power, it craters nations, empires and civilizations, because they believe they are better and always deserve more.

*leading date into bedroom* and this is where the magic happens.. I call it The Bone Temple

what’s a tony dokoupil, is it a rare Pokémon type

It's so fucking refreshing, and so fucking cool, to see a politician that loves the city he lives in and represents. Cities are the Real America. Both in practice and in the ideal.

"You just like weird stuff to be weird" I have on several occasions said with absolute sincerity "Costco pizza is GOATed," so I can assure you that the basic bitch is strong in me

Over halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far? 2020: Another Round 2021: Bad Luck Banging 2022: Magic Spot 2023: The Beast 2024: I Saw The TV Glow 2025: One Battle After Another

not using AI makes you a better person than the people who do

Why it's the Rube Goldberg machine of pain my dear boy! www.welcometohellworld.com/they-will-ne...

they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

Saw an “indie sleaze” playlist with “My Girls” and “Since I Left You” on it and I don’t think the algorithm (may all robots be melted into scrap, inshallah) understands what sleaze is

Holy shit it's real

Listened to my first Dr. John song and it immediately recontextualized Tom Waits’ entire career for me as one man’s quest to do the Dr. John thing but in a way that won’t make black people want to beat the shit out of him

“Showdown in Little Tokyo” is a fascinating experiment in ‘what if they made a Steven Seagal film with someone who’s both a better actor & a physically more credible action star.’ The only Seagal bingo square left unchecked is Dolph not having a CIA backstory—basically everything else is there

Gil Scott-Heron after woke 2.0 drops: YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO A MILDLY OFFENSIVE CHINESE ACCENT BROTHER

"Financially devastating but morally exhilarating" is a state of grace our enemies will never know

i’m so thrilled at the prospect of digital rejection becoming a mass movement

We have to reject the MBA idea of life. Entrepreneurial thinking, an unending search for "more", the obsession with "productivity", the idea that "efficiency" is next to godliness, the endless onslaught of "tech inevitability" propaganda are ruining the world. Non-pay walled link: archive.is/PHqyF

Doing sound design for a play and will I finally break my streak of including a Broadcast song in every show I’ve ever designed? Folks… the streak remains unbroken

RIP Brigitte Bardot. You were in one movie I liked. Apparently you were also racist. And undeniably, you were famous. And so, like all humans, you contained multitudes.

Me, playing Balatro: hahhahaha look at these numbers go up I am a GOD you can boss blind deez nuts Me, playing Slay The Spire: *deep sigh* well guess I’m going to go die again

Hey, boss, I can’t come in today- it happened again. That’s right, I’m calling you from inside the katamari ball. He rolled up my whole neighborhood—plus 150 swans for some reason. Yeah, that’s them honking right now. What was that? You have to speak up—I can’t hear you over the manic bossa nova

YOU: they could never make “Blazing Saddles” toda- ME (Kool-Aid Man bursting through the walls): -THEY COULD NEVER MAKE FRANK TASHLIN’S 1954 XMAS ROM-COM “SUSAN SLEPT HERE” TODAY, THAT SHIT WAS INSANE

If somebody tells you IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE sucks, that’s a red flag, full stop. I hold very few truths closer.

Finished Demonschool last night. Very fun cast of characters, great vibes, cool giallo-esque music, lesbian karaoke, you get to beat up a 100 cops. Goes a lil overboard w/ combat sometimes, but hey- any game that lets you check out Pyun movies & drop capsule reviews in a zine later is a keeper