they wouldnt let a white boy play that funky music nowadays. he would have to be nonbinary

Patrons just got a 5500 word coda to my chapter on Alan Moore's early magical explorations focusing on a magical work that has gone completely undiscussed for the thirty years since he undertook it. If you like my work at large, I promise you don't want to miss this. www.patreon.com/posts/152176...

ME (writing): ah this sucks I’m such a hack what is this shit why am I doing this to myself I should go be a potter instead so when my work comes out as malformed as this I can say I did it on purpose as abstract art I’m going to shoot this goddamn laptop arghhh ME (editing): hey this is kinda good

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

very cringe of trump's guys to be saying "our epic chad warfighters have been unshackled to unleash maximum death and killstreak carnage" etc but if they're asked if this is a war they're all umm, wait, no, this is not a war, pls don't put in the paper that this is a war

RFK Jr going after iced coffee is such a hilarious mistake. Maybe the one thing left in this country that unifies us across the political spectrum is our overwhelming addiction to caffeine (and I say this as someone who's already two and a half coffees deep into the morning). Good luck, doofus

The real reason why rock music is no longer in the zeitgeist is because nobody sets up their flamboyant guitarist for a sick-ass solo by shouting "GUITAR!" anymore

“Our coalition of brave warfighters has compromised to a permanent end this painting of a tunnel. Now to walk up to it, secure in the knowledge that certainly no train will barrel out of the false front”

I get my news from a reliable source

Thrilled to be writing for another @marchxness.bsky.social tournament. I wrote a piece on "100,000 Fireflies" by The Magnetic Fields (that's also kind of about the Kuleshov Effect, Yayoi Kusama, and my own fucked up brain) marchxness.com/1stround-col...

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!” *gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

i predict this site will be 20-30% less insane this time next week due to the release of the poketopia game and slay the spire 2. just gotta ride it out a few more days

can't believe it's been nearly 10 years 🥺

Got my Halloween costume all worked out. Going this year as lovable curmudgeon/bassist W.C. Fieldy. Hates: children, wife, small animals. Loves: sleeveless tees, bandannas, chain wallets

what if we did an exquisite corpse where one of the guys is legit one of the funniest dudes working in the biz and the other is an ambulatory pile of shit

Talk shit about gambling all you want but when my "GRRM finally finishes the books and it turns out Dany blows up King's Landing because Aegon took it before her & everybody loves him more" parley hits I'll be laughing through a full set of diamond encrusted teeth

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Our 100% hetero warfighters will not be hamstrung by the woke Geneva Conventions for Operation Deez Nuts

ok john bolton is on CNN and he just said he asked "AI" how many times the US has been in wars and like we gotta just shut everything down

THE HORNY POLICE: the victim—your son—was compromised to a permanent end last night by a squirter

So cool that the senile pedophile president whose only policy is to brutalize and immiserate the us populace a year into his presidency is overseeing the final push of Americas murder suicide pact with Israel and his notional opposition is like “I agree with all of this but have procedural problems”

lmao my son got his cortisol spiked in Tehran by moids snipermaxxing

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

I drew the three stooges for my friend

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

It would be nice to live in a world where billionaires aren’t constantly inventing new ways to create tragedies of the commons that will haunt us for many years

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

This war is so horrifying but giving it the most cringe millennial name possible is just salt in the wound

jesus christ this is from two years ago

There are SO MANY reasons to distrust the wealthy but for me one of the biggest tells that someone is no longer quite human is when they have more than enough money to the point where they never have to work another day in their life AND YET THEY CONTINUE WORKING.

It's a testament to how much Max Landis sucks that his dad has MULTIPLE bodies on his name and yet Max is still The Worst Landis by a mile

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

RIP Dan Simmons. Awful news. RIP Dan Simmons, a very important writer to me in my teenage years and into my 20s and 30s. I haven't read him in a while, but I stand firm that SUMMER OF NIGHT, SONG OF KALI, and the novellas "Entropy's Bed at Midnight" and "Dying in Bangkok" are all A+.

Edna Krabappel

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Lenin lays out that super-monopoly is the inevitable end result of capitalism, and this acquisition by Paramount of Warner Brothers brings us to a media landscape almost totally dominated by two major players, one rabidly fascist, the other a corporation disinterested in art.

Underground art has always been where the best work is done, and it will become doubly important now.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Every time I see the trailer for MORTAL KOMBAT II pop up I think back to watching the first one and shaking my head in disbelief the whole time they were doing a Surfing Dracula but for the fucking tournament

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

Am I fucking dreaming or did trying to appeal to independents and republicans not just fail miserably by several million votes to the worst fucking guy on the planet?

LIBERALS: "If you think Gavin Newsom hates trans people you need to look at his record" HIS RECORD:

Life is too short to go hate-watch a movie in theatres, I'm too old for this shit, etc etc but I am seriously tempted to go see an upcoming screening of Pola Negri's "A Woman of the World" that's being synced to the music of *checks notes* PEARL JAM.

“Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie”—most I’ve laughed in theaters since seeing “Hundreds of Beavers.” Has possibly the funniest ‘you can’t say that anymore’ gag I’ve seen in a movie. A comedic miracle—let us all pray the copyright gods are merciful & blind to its many brilliant transgressions

BIBLICALLY ANCIENT MAN: Rappers used to rap about Burger King in this country. Nobody raps about getting busy in a Burger King bathroom or flexing on the bitties in the BK lounge anymore. What a fallen realm we live in

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

The Trump admin has just alienated another demographic: women who brag about having TSA PreCheck & Global Entry on their dating profiles